Welcome one and all the the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am your host as always, The Crazy Man! And I'm sorry for the small hiatus, again had a shit ton of work and all that, even better, I actually got a number from a cute guy that was at a concert I worked for security so that was fucking awesome. Anyways, have you guys seen this game called One Finger Death Punch? I'm thinking of incorporating that into Kyōki's fighting style, if you haven't seen go check out Markiplier's channel on it, as I think that's the best. Also, with this chapter I'm going to break 10k words! CELEBRATION TIME! BRING CAKE AND BOTH MALE AND FEMALE STRIPPERS! ANYWAYS ON WITH THE SHOW!

DISCLAIMER: BACK OFF MY OC, HE'S ALL I HAVE

Chapter 8: Insanity, Drugs, and Rock and Roll

Waking up has always been a hard thing to do for Naruto, as he hated the sunrise, but here in Wave, it was easy to sleep in for the sun barely shone on this dismal place.

Finally getting up because he heard a commotion downstairs, Naruto rushed in his ninja gear to get downstairs to where 2 thugs were holding Tsunami hostage at sword point.

"LET MY MOTHER GO! I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU!" Inarit screamed out as he ran at the thugs with a butcher knife.

"Hey Jimbo? The tallest one said.

"Yeah Bob?" The other said.

"Did Gato say we needed 2 hostages?"

"Nope, only one!"

"Sweet!" Taking out his sword, Bob prepared to skewer Inari on it, laughing all the while as he didn't notice Naruto sneak up behind him and swiftly slit his throat with his razor.

"HOLY HELL!" Jimbo screamed as he had his foot stomped on by Tsunami while Naruto ended his life with a throw of his razor to the mouth.

"All right you 2, it's time for action," Naruto said, "please gather all the villagers you can and meet us at the bridge as Gato is going down today. Right Inari?"

"Yeah! Let's do it!"

'I think I just inspired the hero of this town.' Naruto thought to himself as he ran towards the bridge. Not knowing that in a few short moments, he will be the hero of Wave.

/BREAK TIME. I NEED MY JUICE BOX/

Zabuza looked over to where Haku was fighting as Sasuke was looking awfully like a porcupine. 'Good boy Haku, after this is over we'll get some ice cream.'

Dodging a swipe from Kakashi, Zabuza kept fighting as he noticed Kyōki sitting on top of the dome of mirrors Haku made with his bloodline. 'The hell is that freak doing?' Zabuza thought as Kyōki leaned down and proceeded to….lick the ice?

'mmmmm Tastes like lemonade! I WANT MORE! I NEED TO OPEN THAT LEMONADE STAND!' Kyōki yelled in his mind.

"INSANITY STYLE: ICE BREAKER!" Kyōki screamed at Haku.

"HEY HAKU, HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH?!" Kyōki asked.

"I do not know, what the hell are you talking about?" Haku replied.

"ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE BITCH!" Punching the ice mirror, Kyōki leaned forward, tipping himself into the dome of ice as the mirror he hit shattered.

"Impossible! How did you break my ice!" Haku asked surprised at what just happened.

"NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE INSANE!" Tying a rope to Sasuke's form and somehow squishing the Uchiha into a ball to show all the senbon sticking out like well...a spike ball.

"What the fuck are you doing?! I am an Uchiha! You can't do this to me!" Sasuke yelled out as the rope was swung around, almost looking like a spikey wrecking ball.

"INSANITY STYLE: WRECKING BALL!" At this point, Sasuke was swung around so fast that even Haku couldn't keep up with it.

'Shit I can't even pass the ball, it's being swung too fast, think Haku, how are you going to beat this guy?" Haku thought while sweat dropping at Kyōki.

"INSANITY STYLE: WRECKING TOURNAMENT!" Kyōki screamed out throwing Sasuke and somehow breaking all the mirrors, arriving on the scene, Naruto sees Kyōki standing amid a shower of ice crystals while smirking at Naruto. "HEYA NARUTO! WASSUP!"

This image was ruined by the falling bodies of Sasuke and Haku, falling onto the bridge in a lewd position. Sasuke fell face first into Haku's crotch, with Haku moaning because of the pain.

"Um, are they ok? And should we find them a motel?" Naruto asked while still oblivious to the fact that they were in the middle of a fight.

"Nah. Just take a picture, it will be better later in life." Kyōki said while wrapping an arm around Naruto.

Hearing the sound of birds, at least 2 of them mind you, the duo turned towards the ZabuKaka fight, where Kakashi was preparing his original jutsu, the chidori.

"ONE SECOND! HOLD THAT THOUGHT!" Kyōki yelled out as he sped towards Kakashi.

"Zabuza, your future, is death, prepare yourself, in the next five seconds, I will be inside you." Running at speeds many couldn't keep up with, Kakashi thrusted his hand towards Zabuza.

Until his hand was grabbed by Kyōki and with a smile that can make you wet your pants, Kyōki started laughing as he was shocked by the lightning.

"I FEEL TINGLY!" Kyōki kept laughing.

'HE BLOCKED IT?! THE FUCK?' Kakashi thought to himself.

"KAKASHI! PREPARE YOURSELF AS THE CARNIVAL IS IN TOWN!" Pointing to the end of the bridge, the group turned to see that 200 thugs and Gato himself were there.

"Awww looks like the Demon is just a baby demon and can be beaten by a bunch of brats. Especially that blonde one, I might take him for myself." Gato taunted.

Everyone felt the power that Kyōki emitted, his anger personified, his smile made even Zabuza take a step back in fear. Then he started laughing. And it wasn't his original laugh, his own special laugh that none could dispute that he was insane.

Laughing, Kyōki takes out his sword. "Meet Kyōjin, the sword of madness himself." Holding the scabbard in his left hand, Kyōki grabbed the hilt with his right hand, palm facing towards the thugs, while his forearm was against his forehead.

Drawing the sword, Kyōki yelled out, "SLIP INTO MADNESS: LUNATIC!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? KILL HIM AND I'LL DOUBLE YOUR PAY." Gato yelled to his thugs as they charged.

"Guys, stay back, Lunatic makes it so it doubles my insanity, I won't know friend from foe."

Running into the fray, everyone saw how Kyōki's sword kept shimmering, like it was changing forms. Which it was.

/BREAK FOR LEARNING/

Alright bitches! Crazy Man here, and I will explain Kyōki's sword, Lunatic. Lunatic, as Kyōki said, doubles his inanity, to the point where he doesn't know anything. It's secondary effect is that it changes weapon form, every second, making the user have to adapt to each form regardless of who uses it.

/BREAK DONE/

"WELCOME TO DEATH'S BOAT, I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE!" His sword was a scythe as he killed off 20 thugs quickly.

"WELCOME TO 3rd GRADE, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" Kyōki screamed as it took the appearance of a yo-yo, somehow murdering 30 thugs.

"WELCOME TO THE BOWLING LANE, READY FOR A STRIKE?" his sword became a bowling ball with spikes, bowling over another 50.

"INSANITY STYLE: LECTER'S BITE!" Ripping out a thugs throat with his teeth, he proceeded to do this with the next 20.

"INSANITY STYLE: ONE FINGER DEATH PUNCH!" His sword becoming a pair of boxing gloves, he punched the next 80. As he stood in front of Gato, the thugs exploded in a shower of blood.

"Gato, for speaking about someone so innocent and clean, I WILL RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SEAM! FOR THINKING OF TOUCHING WHAT IS MINE, I WILL MURDER YOUR KIND!"

Grabbing the said part, everyone was horrified as Kyōki ripped Gato's tongue out. then grabbing Gato, he threw him towards Tazuna, "This is for you, no excuse me, I must pass out. Nighty night." With Naruto catching him, everyone wondered what lies in the unknown.

And done, well another chapter, again sorry for the wait, been busy, but yeah. apparently, this is also crack, but hey, what can you expect from a fic that has an insane character as the main character?! Also, to appease some people, I may try my hand at writing a lemon, but may hold it off till they get back to Konoha, but I'll figure out something. Another So thank you all so much for reading, please leave a review in the section where reviews are found and as always, I will see you, in the next chapter!

~The Crazy Man