Welcome back one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness. I am your host as always The Crazy Man. And holy crap, you guys and gals actually like my writing?! This is insane, I never thought that people would actually like it. Anyways, so I may, or may not have ideas for the lemon, as the legal age in Japan is 14, and there's probably worse out here on this website, so yeah. Also, what the hell, with Naruto's shadow clones, I have a few ideas, but again, that may be saved for a later date, as I don't want this fic to become more lemony than a bottle of Pledge. Next order of business, I may write a serious Naruto fic, but again, there's not that many insane fics out there, my favorite is The True Horror of Konoha by jinx777, so go check that out. Anyways on with the show!

DISCLAIMER: LAST I CHECKED I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING

"LOOK AT THE PRETTY BOY OVER THERE!" - Talking

'Hes not that pretty.' - Thinking

"Not as pretty as Naruto" - Anything else if I write it. (I'm lazy, so sue me.)

Chapter 9: Insanity at it's Finest

Naruto was worried, in fact, he was downright scared. His boyfriend, Kyōki, hasn't woken up since he slaughtered all the thugs at the bridge and delivering Gato to Tazuna. Speaking of the fat midget, Tazuna took a page from Kyōki's book, asking for an explosive tag, Tazuna grabbed Gato and nailed the tag to Gato's chest. Turning away from the screaming man, Tazuna looked at Team 7 and said, "Nailed it."

As Gato exploded, everyone else had a sweatdrop, as Tazuna just killed a man and didn't bat an eyelash.

Team 7 turned around as they heard screaming, but it wasn't of fear, or pain, or seeing 5 Seconds of Summer in concert, (A/N I actually saw them in concert, I've heard Marines scream and yell, but they couldn't compare to the screams of these fangirls.) But it was in happiness, as Gato was dead, and Wave was free!

Kids were crying, moms were on their knees, (NOT LIKE THAT PERVERTS) dads were cheering, everyone was so happy, even Kyōki had a huge grin on his face, but then again, when does he not?

Looking down at Kyōki, Naruto couldn't believe he fell in love with a man that was an 11 on the insane scale, seriously, he couldn't believe that he was loved by someone who actually was hurt more than him.

Naruto leaned down and kissed Kyōki on the lips, again marveling at the softness, they tasted like strawberries, which is weird, as he hasn't seen Kyōki eating any strawberries.

Kyōki, blinking his eyes lazily, feels something on his lips, kissing back, he is rewarded with a small moan from the person. Opening his eyes fully, he sees Naruto standing over him, with a smile that can melt hearts.

"Hello little angel, have I died?" Kyōki asked.

"No, you're still alive." Naruto replied

"Then I must be seeing things, because there's a beautiful boy on top of me."

Naruto, blushing, kissed Kyōki again, moaning into the kiss as Kyōki kissed him back hard.

"That was for saving me from the thugs." Naruto said. Punching Kyōki hard in the chest, Naruto continued, "That was for making me worry about you, you asshole."

Kyōki rubbed his chest, wincing from the pain, that little cute boy can hit hard on a guy that is solid muscle.

"So, what happened after I passed out sugar lips?"

"Well Tazuna, murdered Gato, Wave celebrated, and Zabuza and Haku are waiting for you to wake up." Naruto replied.

"Great! I'll go visit them, it will be like old times!" Getting up with a insane laugh, Kyōki blurred away with pure speed.

Naruto, sighed dreamily, falling hard for the insane man who could be very sweet at times.

'I really should take him out on a date.' Walking downstairs, Naruto wondered what's going on.

/BREAK FOR UMMMMM PIZZA?!/

Team 7 plus the two additions, were waiting around the living room of Tazuna's house, Team 7 looking fearfully at the Demon of the Bloody Mist.

"Don't worry I will not kill you, I'm just here to talk to Kyōki and maybe help him out."

Feeling weight on the sofa he was sitting on, Zabuza turned towards Kyōki, who was….peeling a banana?

"So Zabu-chan, sup bitch?"

"I want you to take Haku and kill me."

You could've heard a pin drop in the room, everyone was shocked, except that Kyōki was smiling insanely.

"And why should I do that?" Kyōki asked.

"I want to die because of how many sins I have gathered among my short life time here on this earth. And people know you can help them with suicide but technically it's murder."

"Oh? How do people know that I can kill them?"

"Please! You have so many nicknames. The Insane Gentleman, Inmate 1, The Smiling King of Blood, The-"

"Oh yeah you dirty bitch work the shaft." Kyōki said as the entire room sans one insane man blushed heavily.

"E-excuse you?" Sakura replied imagining it was her and Sasuke doing that.

"Oh sorry, it's just that I like to dirty talk when someone's SUCKING MY DICK."

"BACK TO THE POINT. Please Kyōki, kill me, let me die with a smile on my face."

Kyōki looked at Zabuza then smiled, "I can do even better, you and Haku both love each other like family correct?" Seeing their nod he continued, "I will kill both of you with my sword in it's unsealed state, as any killed with Lunatic actually have their souls absorbed into the sword, serving me for battles."

At this, Zabuza got really happy, "I like it, and Haku looks like he likes it too as he's smiling up a storm."

"Yes, I love this idea, but what will our duties entail?"

"Well when I unleash my Bankai, you will fight for me, becoming fighters that can barely die."

"Can I go first?" Haku asked.

"Why of course my dear! Step this way!" Kyōki exclaimed while grabbing Haku like he was in a showroom.

Stepping outside the group watched as Haku readied himself for the pain of death.

"I'm ready." Haku breathed out with a sigh.

Drawing his blade, Kyōki started to gather his energy, "Insanity Style: Rebirth of Insanity."

Running forward at ridiculous speeds, Kyōki stabbed Haku through the heart. As the now dying Haku bled over his sword, words appeared, Madness through cold.

"Welcome to the asylum, my snowflake." Before everyone's eyes, Haku's body was absorbed into Lunatic, him leaving with a smile on his face.

"Zabuza, are you ready? Ready to meet Haku on the other side?"

"Yes, I am ready, please kill me." Zabuza said, happy at this second chance.

"Insanity Style: Rebirth of Insanity." Stabbing Zabuza through the heart, more letters appeared, Madness through blood.

"Welcome to the asylum, my demon. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and bye-bye!" Zabuza's body was absorbed into Lunatic, him leaving with a serene smile.

"Well I think that wraps up the Wave arc! Can we go home now?! Please Naru-chan?!" Kyōki asked looking like a sad puppy, which for an insane man is hard to do.

'What the fuck is he talking about? The hell is an arc?' Kakashi wondered waiting for the report he'll have to write up. 'FUCK!'

WELL THERE YA GO. Something interesting that I don't think that people do often in fanfiction, but please, again, have some suspense of disbelief, thank you. Sorry for the wait, and yeah. So thank you all so much for reading, please leave a review in the review section, and as always, I will see you, in the next chapter!

~The Crazy Man