Welcome one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am your host as always, The Crazy Man! Now again, holy crap, my phone is blowing up right now at how many emails I'm getting from fanfiction about reviews and follows. It warms my cold heart. :3
I'm actually going to take some time to answer some reviews right now to make it easy on me and you guys.
TIGRZZTAIL: Holy crap, i love your reviews, no Kyōki didn't absorb all those thugs, its based on the jutsu Kyōki uses, Rebirth does exactly that, gives one a new chance to fight. Also not the buck, but I'm starting to try and end all chapters with something special, but I changed it in Chapter 9.
THOR94: As a fan of kink and stuff of that sort myself, I like where your thoughts lie, however, thats not what Kyōki is about, he doesn't want to scare Naruto away, because we all know how a 14 year old innocent angel getting asked, "HEY NARUTO LETS TIE YOU UP AND FORCE YOU TO TAKE SOME DILDOS TO THE ASS AND MY COCK TO YOUR FACE!" He'd probably faint. Also, Naruto will not be godlike, I love those fics, but I wouldn't be able to write them. But anyways, I will keep your requests in mind when I do write the lemon as maybe it could happen in the near future.
THANKS AND LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
DISCLAIMER: GET THE FUCK BACK YOU STUPID LAWYERS: Kyōki is all I have.
Regular speech and thoughts apply here, I'm kinda lazy. Maybe I'm related to a Nara?
Chapter 10: Welcome Back Madness
"So that is your report eh Kakashi?" An aged voice said, belonging to the wise and powerful 3rd Hokage of Konoha: Hiruzen Sarutobi.
"Yes Hokage-sama." Kakashi replied with a sweatdrop as Kyōki was currently balancing things on top of the Hokage's hat.
"Your head isn't pointy like your hat, so how does that work?" Kyōki said very intrigued.
"But just in case, let me run this by you again; You got captured by Zabuza, and this Kyōki appeared, kicking Zabuza in the crotch, pledging his undying loyalty to Naruto, trained Naruto, became Naruto's boyfriend, helped stop the tyrant Gato, and made Zabuza and Haku, Zabuza's apprentice, servants?
At this, Kyōki got in the Hokage's face, looked at him very intrigued and said very slowly, "You're so old, you make the mummies in Suna ask you for advice."
"Also Kyōki is insane."
"That is my report in a nutshell Hokage-sama."
"All right, Team 7 is dismissed, except for you and Kyōki." Hiruzen said.
"BYE OJI-SAN!" Naruto screamed and looked at Kyōki, "Come find me later, I have to introduce you to something amazing."
"All right cutie, see ya!" Kyōki waves towards the blond.
As soon as the doors shut, Kyōki had himself surrounded by ANBU.
"What's all this then?" Kyōki asked.
"Kyōki, I know who you are, why are you here, and please, don't try anything stupid."
"I AM BUT A HUMBLE BLACKSMITH. WELL VERSED IN THE WAYS OF THE WORLD."
"Cut the crap Kyōki, you are Inmate 01, one of the deadliest men in all of Fire Country."
Hearing this, Kyōki smiled insanely, "Insanity style: Fear toxin: Time limit 1 hour."
At his words, Kyōki threw small darts at the 4 ANBU surrounding him, as soon as the darts landed on them, they released a toxin in their bloodstreams, knocking them out quickly. You could hear muffled screaming coming from their masks.
"Hokage-sama, I am insanity personified, you can't control insanity, it controls you, Naruto interested me, and I love him and he loves me. Also, you kinda can't stop me from helping him in battle."
"Oh? And why is that?"
"Because I pledged that his enemies would become mine, I did this on my sword, which is unbreakable like my vows."
"God dammit you are right, you may help Naruto as a bodyguard. "Take this", throwing a headband to Kyōki, he sighed and rubbed his temples, "Now please leave."
"SIR YES SIR!" Saluting the Hokage, he ran away at speeds that made Kakashi blink.
"Is your team ready for the Exams Kakashi?"
"Yes Hokage-sama, I was worried about Naruto, but with Kyōki's training, he got impossibly better."
"Take these forms to them tomorrow please then."
"Yes sir."
/BREAK FOR EGG NOG/
"Rocks aren't square Konohamaru." Naruto said as he sighed and turned around.
"YOU FOILED MY PLAN BOSS!" At his smoke enveloped the 'rock' and one could see 3 children pop out.
"My name is Moegi, sassiest girl in Konoha!" A short girl said, she had orange hair worn up in a different hairstyle than other girls. But hey, more power to you.
"I am Udon and I like math." A sad dopey looking boy said amidst a bit of the sniffles.
"And I am Konohamaru and I will be the next Hokage!" Konohamaru said, he wore a scarf and like his two friends, were wearing goggles reminiscent of the goggles Naruto wore in the academy.
Naruto was silent for a bit. "7.5"
At this, the three kids got pouty faces.
"THAT WAS AT LEAST WORTH AN 8."
"Too much smoke."
"Oh"
"NARUTO-BAKA! WE HAVE TO MEET KAKASHI-SENSEI FOR SOME REASON!" A shrill voice sounded over them.
"Who is this Boss? Is this your you know?" Holding up his pinky, Konohamaru waggled his eyebrows.
"No, my love is off doing who knows what."
"Oh that's good, she's too ugly for you anyways."
"Konohamaru, run now."
"GOT IT BOSS!" Konohamaru started running away from the angry Sakura, Naruto laughed until he heard Konohamaru cry out for help.
Turning the corner, he saw a boy in a cat-suit holding up Konohamaru by his collar.
"The fuck you little runt, you know better to bump into people."
"Put me down, you crossdressing freak!" (I am not against those that crossdress, needed this in the story)
"I am not a cross dresser!"
"Kankuro…."
"Not now Temari!"
"Kankuro."
"I said later Temari!"
"KANKURO!"
Turning around he saw his sister with a straight razor to her neck and a blond boy holding said razor.
"Put the boy down or else." Naruto's voice was colder than any day in Iron Country.
"HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" A smiling Kyōki appeared on the scene holding Sasuke in one hand and a red haired boy in the other.
"Gaara!"
"BACK OFF. He is having a conversation with his special friend."
"How did you do that?"
"I am madness itself, I can control those that are mad to a degree." Kyōki explained.
At this, Gaara's head snapped up, "Come, we are leaving."
"Yes Gaara." The 2 siblings left with their third sibling.
"NARUTO!"
"Yes Kyōki?"
"What should I do with this?" Holding up Sasuke and looking at Naruto.
THe smile on Kyōki's face only increased when Naruto said, "I don't give fuck."
WOW. Things are rolling along for our friends, will Naruto win against his enemies? Will death rear its ugly face? WHY AM I ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS? Thank you all so much for reading, please leave a review as I feed off them and as always, I will see you in the next chapter!
~The Crazy Man