Welcome one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am your host as always, The Crazy Man! It's the start of the Chunin Exam arc and guess who will be sore after the exams themselves? Now, after the exams there may be a lemon, but it's going to need some ideas from the public. If you have anything that you want in the lemon, please tell me either in a review or in a PM. Sorry for the hiatus, I've been dealing with a lot of bullshit and I have learned a lot from a lot of new people its pretty awesome.

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You know how the thing goes right? I'm kinda lazy….so yeah on with the show!

Chapter 11: Testing Madness

"Well team, it's time, time for us to prove HOW FUCKING AWESOME WE ARE AND HOW MUCH NARUTO IS CUTE!" Kyōki screamed as Team 7 moved to the academy.

"Um...Kyōki...you do know you can't participate as a member of Team 7 right?" Sakura said as she, being a weak bitch, is scared of Kyōki.

"Awwww the little puppy thinks she can play with the mad dog, here's the thing sweet cheeks, I am technically Naruto's familiar, just like the Inuzuka's dogs." Kyōki responded as he is juggling 3 apples, throwing one to Naruto.

Grabbing the apple, Naruto took a bite and responded, "Yeah Sakura, stop yelling at my boyfriend, he wants to help us anyways."

"Well dobe some of us don't need the help." Sasuke responded with a flash of his sharingan.

"Let's just get inside before we start fighting again." Naruto responded as Kyōki started smiling at him again.

Entering the academy, Team 7 saw a group of ninja surrounding two ninja that were blocking the way to room 301.

"Hey let us in!" A nameless ninja said from the hidden rock.

"We deserve to be chunin!" Another said.

"HEY DON'T MOVE!" Kyōki screamed as he ran up to the two ninja blocking the way.

"INSANITY STYLE: CLONE." A clone appeared as Kyōki ran to the two ninja, Kyōki and his clone getting right up in their faces, the two ninja sweating slightly.

"Do you know who I am?" Kyōki asked with a giant grin.

"Y-y-y-you're Kyōki, Insanity incarnate." The first ninja responded.

"Yes, good, now what happens when I get mad?"

"T-t-things die?" The second ninja asked.

"CORRECT! INSANITY STYLE: DROP THE BASS!" At this, Kyōki slammed both of the ninjas heads into the ground then slapping them with a fish he got from hammer space, Kyōki stood up.

"Now then young masters, shall we enter the room of tests?" Bowing to the three genin, Kyōki flashed an insane smile to the other genin. "NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

/TIME SKIP!/

Approaching the door to the exam room, Team 7 was deciding the best way to start the test.

"FUCK THAT CRAZYMAN! WE START THE TEST MY WAY! INSANITY STYLE: BOOT OF GEARS!" The doors to the exam room flew off their hinges and hit one of the genin teams participating in the exam. The genins teammates saw who it was and started sweating while trying to revive their partner.

"WHATS UP FUCKERS! I'M HERE TO-" Kyōki got cut off by Naruto, "Kyōki, honey, its okay, I got this." As he says this the rest of the Konoha twelve show up, all kind of scared of Kyōki.

"Hey guys! It's like the gang is back together!" A boy says with a cute puppy on his head. "Naruto, who's the tall guy? And why is he part of your team?" Kiba asks again while still keeping a little distance from Kyōki.

"Oh where are my manners!" Kyōki exclaims while rushing up to each of the genin that actually matter, "my name is Kyōki, the insanity incarnate, and your resident boyfriend of the cutest fox." Naruto blushes at this, while kicking his shoes on the floor.

'THAT FREAK HAS A BOYFRIEND?' Was the thought between most of the Konoha 12 that haven't actually talked to Naruto.

"Hey you, you should stop drawing so much attention to yourselves." A genin appeared with glasses and silver hair. "Can't you read the room? Everyone is tense right now, especially since he walked through the door."

"I am sorry, but who the fuck are you?" Naruto surprised everyone by swearing especially at a genin no one knew.

"I am Kabuto, a veteran of these exams, it being my 7th time competing." Kabuto responded with a sickly sweet smile.

"Your 7th time? Wow you must suck!" Kiba retorted with the most of the genin nodding along with his train of thought.

"Oh you simple puppy, with repetitions you earn experience, just like sex, the more you do it, the better you get." Kyōki responded making the genin within earshot blush. Leaning down so he can whisper in Naruto's ear, "And I am very knowledgeable in that department little fox." At this Naruto blushed harder than he ever has since the shower incident.

"Well yes, anyways, I have knowledge on everyone in here, would you like to know anything about anyone?" Kabuto quickly adjusted his glasses to do that stupid anime thing.

Sasuke steps forward, "Naruto Uzumaki, Kyōki, and Gaara of the Sand." Now everyone was confused, except for Kyōki, who was, humming along to the voices in his head.

"Aw you know their names! No fun!" Kabuto pulled out his ninja cards and pulling Gaara's card from the stack he started reading. "Gaara of the Sand, he's from the sand village, teammates are his brother and sister, Kankuro and Temari. His known power is he's come back from an A rank mission without a scratch on him." At this, the genin got scared. Pussies.

"Next, Naruto Uzumaki, he's from the leaf village, but you know that already don't you? Teammates are you, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno. His known power is that he's done two A rank missions, one involving a traitor, the other involving the Demon of the Bloody Mist and the Insane Gentleman." As he got to Kyōki's title, he blanched a little, while the other genin got confused on the other A rank mission.

"And finally Kyōki, no none village of origin, Naruto's familiar, so technically a teammate, he is completely insane, his sword is able to be everything and nothing, to seal souls, he has spent time with Naruto and is now his boyfriend." Kyōki then went straight up to Kabuto, his frame easily towering over the genin.

"YOU FORGOT ONE THING!" Picking up Kabuto up by the collar, "I AM A FORCE OF NATURE HERSELF. NO ONE KNOWS ME." Slamming Kabuto on his ass, Kyōki slinked back to Naruto's side, while whispering about what's going to happen when Naruto turns of age.

A giant smoke cloud appeared in front of the classroom, a man as tall as Kyōki stood, his face scarred looking like he's seen some shit.

"Alright, sit the fuck down! I'm Ibiki Morino! Interrogation expert and here to administer the first test!" Ibiki sees Kyōki and points at him, "You are not allowed, you are not a genin, go outside." Kyōki smiles at this.

"I have exclusive permission from the Hokage himself to do whatever the fuck I want to keep Naruto safe." Kyōki then picks Naruto up and sits him down while standing next to him.

"Fuck it, I'm already tired. Everyone starts with 10 points, points are subtracted for everytime you are caught cheating. Get caught 5 times, and your entire team fails. Each question is worth 1 point. The tenth question will be asked in 45 minutes." Not giving the genin any time to respond to him, Ibiki announced. "LET THE FIRST PART OF THE CHUNIN EXAMS BEGIN."

And with that, the genin all flipped over their papers, Kyōki squeezing Naruto's shoulder to motivate him.

Welp there you go everyone! I am back and will update as much as I can, I do love all your reviews and all that good stuff. Keep reading and as always, I will see you, in the next chapter!

-The Crazy Man