Welcome one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am your host as always, The Crazy Man! Welcome to the forest of death! MWAHAHAHA, Ahem, sorrry anyways, any comments, reviews are always appreciated! Have a great day everyone and, ON WITH THE SHOW.

"If I talk, I do it like this."

'If we think, therefore we are'

"If anything else happens, here we go!"

Chapter 13: The Forest of Insanity

For the second time that day, the room was silent as Anko stood there with an amazing grin, it was that kinda grin that you get from across the bar, where the other person just wants to have a little fun.

"26 teams Ibiki? You must be losing your touch!" Anko cheerfully said while passing over the genin and just laughing at Ibiki's misfortune.

"No, just look what that blonde genin brought in." Ibiki said while starting to erase his chalkboard.

Anko looking over to Naruto, saw the behemoth of a man who is our neighborhood crazy man, who is currently unsettling her by balancing a kunai on his tongue.

"Who the fuck is that?" Anko questioned while keeping her eyes locked on Kyōki.

Anko didn't expect a piece of dango to be thrown into her mouth, but instinctively she started eating it, and this amazing feeling of euphoria washed over her.

"My name is Kyōki, resident crazy man, lover of cute foxes, and an amazing cook it looks like." Kyōki said munching on some dango while Naruto happily ate some pocky.

'I wonder if I am developing a sweet tooth because of Kyōki, oh well it just tastes so good!' Naruto thought oblivious to the tension in the room.

"Well anyways! Don't worry you cute little genin! I will cut your number down by half at least! You have till 12 to get to training ground 44!" Anko says while jumping out of a different window, while smiling crazily.

All the genin looked confused, but Kyōki just smiled and picked up Naruto in a bridal carry fashion and jumped out the window, laughing as the rest of the genin looked around before springing to their feet and running out the door to the training ground.

'What a strange man.' Ibiki thought while collecting the tests picking up Naruto's he saw a note, "Hey scarface! Tell the old fart to look into Kabuto! He smells of snake, but not the good kind, kinda like pre cum!"
'DEFINITELY A STRANGE MAN' Ibiki reminded himself as he walked out of the classroom at a brisk pace to the Hokage's office.

/BREAK TIME/

"Welcome brats to the Forest of Death!" Anko exclaimed happily while gesturing wildly around her. As the genin looked behind her, they saw a tiger sized centipede crawl across a tree, instantly freaking out a few genin.

"This test is about death! Each team will be given either an Earth or a Heaven scroll, and you must get the other one that your team doesn't have from another team. Each team must have both scrolls to progress into the next round!" Anko cheerfully said.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT FOOD?!" Choji screamed while already having his stomach growl.

"Cannibalism is acceptable to survive." Kyōki said while playing with a knife. "I've done it before! KINDA TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!"

The genin around Kyōki heard this and started to shiver from the insane inmate, while Anko threw a kunai at him, trying to catch him off guard.

Teleporting behind Kyōki, she cuts his cheek and took a lick of his blood. "Don't interrupt me while i'm scaring the genin."

"Get the fuck off my boyfriend Anko." Feeling cold steel across her neck, Anko slowly turned to see Naruto's normal happy blue eyes turn as cold as ice. "I'm the only one who can lick him so back off." Anko had to suppress a shiver.

"Alright alright I'll back off, just trying to scare him!" Anko took herself off of Kyōki, while Kyōki just looked happy and smiling.

"AW MY LITTLE FOX WANTS TO LICK ME!" Kyōki then ran up and glomped Naruto who returned to his blushing state while Kyōki was hanging off him.

All this went noticed by a Kusa 'genin' who was staring at Kyōki with a sinister smile on its face. 'Kyōki I can't wait to see how much you've changed over the few years we've seen each other, maybe you can stop me from taking what is mine.' Hissing out a laugh, the Kusa-nin started drawing up plans in its head.

Going into a tent, team 7 signed release forms, and were given an Earth scroll, immediately the team gave the scroll to Kyōki who smiled and...ate it? What the fuck?

"Kyōki what the fuck?" Sakura said, while just staring at him.

"Trust me pinkie, I know scare tactics! ARE YOU SCARED? YOU SHOULDN'T BE!" Kyōki screamed a the Chunin who just started shivering.

Approaching their assigned gate, Team 7 looked on in determination as the countdown started.

"5!" Sasuke gritted his teeth, tightening the bandages around his knuckles.

"4!" Sakura wiped some sweat from her brow, thinking of how she will not lose.

"3!" Naruto started spinning his razor blade while staring ahead.

"2!" Kyōki bit down onto his thumb starting the blood to flow and drawing on a scroll.

"1!" Team 7 braced as Anko cheerfully exclaimed, "DON'T DIE!"

"BEGIN!" The gates opened and our favorite team rushed into The Forest of Death, already hearing screams and whimpers.

Hey you guys! I honestly can't wait to take on Orochimaru! It'll be so fun! ANYWAYS YOU KNOW THE DRILL. READ, COMMENT, REVIEW! Have fun, go get laid, and make people happy today! That's all for now! I will see you, in the next chapter, BUH BYEEEE

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