Welcome one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I am the host with the most, The Crazy Man! Today i have something special with Orochimaru planned! A brawl is surely brewing! Anyways who know how the deal goes, read, comment, follow, etc! Because I love you!
"If I talk, I do it like this."
'If we think, therefore we are'
"If anything else happens, here we go!"
Chapter 14: Snakes of Madness
The forest was alive with the sound of music, oh wait, screams, I meant screams. Screams of pain, death, horror, madness, and laughter, it was music to Kyōki's ears.
"All right! TEAM MEETING!" Kyōki grabs all three genin in a group huddle. Whispering to them, "We have a visitor, let me be a good host!" Slapping the genin on the back he blurs away.
We now go to a genin waiting in the trees, seeing Kyōki disappear, the genin thinks, 'Good, the big guy is gone, this is going to be easy! That blonde one is pretty easy on the eyes as well.'
The genin pulled out a kunai leveling it at Sasuke's head, preparing to throw it, he stabs it forward, burying it into the chest of one insane inmate.
"A KILLING TOOL! YOU PUT IT IN ME!" Kyōki screams at the genin. Grabbing his wrist, he pulls the hand away, the genin wincing as his bones grate against each other. "Where's your teammates you LITTLE FISH!" Kyōki questions as he slowly starts licking his lips.
"T-t-t-hey are in the woods, waiting to kill the other genin." The nameless genin stutters out. "Please don't kill me Sir."
"Little fish, what is your name?" Kyōki asks as he slowly turns the arm around till it starts to crack.
"A-a-ngus."
"Well Angus, remember one thing….Don't fuck with my toys!" Kyōki twisted the arm around to the point where the bone breaks, the bone tearing out of the skin to a sharp point, all the genin can do is scream. Laughing heartily at the genins screams, Kyōki slams the arm forward, stabbing the genin in the chest with his own broken arm, instantly killing the genin. Blurring back to Team 7, Kyōki saw the other two genin tied up and thoroughly beaten.
Naruto, seeing the blood on his boyfriend immediately runs up and starts checking for wounds, "Are you bleeding anywhere? Kyōki please what happened?"
Kyōki, getting a big grin at Naruto's ministrations, just replied, "I'M THE BREAKER OF BONES!" At his scream, the two genin snapped their heads up.
"What did you do to Angus?"
"HE KILLED HIM!"
Kyōki, getting serious for a fraction of a second, felt the air getting displaced, and grabbed both genin to use as a human shield. The genin were shredded in a raw display of concussive force. Pulling the scroll and flicking the blood off it, Kyōki ate this as well, I don't know why as it was the same scroll.
"MY HUNTING NOSE SMELLS SNAKES AND PEDOS!" Kyōki screams at this new figure that appears in front of the genin.
"Hello there Kyōki, Team sssssseven, and more importantly, Sssssssasssssuke. This ninja was putting off a horrible aura, one that Zabuza couldn't even put out.
"Little Fox, Emo, Pinkie, stay away, this fight WILL LAND ME EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK!"
"Kyōki, there's no way you can beat him, feel that aura they're putting out? It's crazy." Sakura helpfully putting out her two cents.
"GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!"
"Sakura he's not listening, I think I'm going to brace for impact." Naruto takes out his razor and holds it ready.
"Hn, for once the dobe is right Sakura, be useful for once." Sasuke takes out his kunai, readying himself.
Sakura feels a little broken at this, but pulls out shurikens and holds fast.
"Wait Kyōki, let me ssssssee you with the right ssssssmile. Not thissssss fake one." The genin pulls off his face, revealing, Orochimaru, Snake Sennin and traitor.
Seeing the true face of his foe, Kyōki starts laughing, just like with Gato, this laugh puts the genin on edge, and they start to shiver.
"I CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE YOUR LUNGS! INSANITY STYLE: SUMMONING!" Grabbing the scroll he prepped for a moment like this, Kyōki slams his hand down on it. A puff of smoke later a huge monstrosity appears, with head of an octopus, a blood red robe, this is Kyōki's summon, a Mind Flayer.
Saying something in a language long forgotten, the Mind Flayer waves his hand at Orochimaru, to everyone else, Orochimaru just starts screaming, taking out a kunai, he slashes across his throat. Apparently killing himself, but then dissolving into mud.
"YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU DIE YET!" Kyōki blurs and stabs a random tree, putting a sword through another mud clone.
"Impresssssssive Kyōki, itsssss nice to sssssseeeee you've improved a lot." Orochimaru says as he appears from another tree. "Ssssssassssuke, do you want to kill Itachi? I can help you kill him, accept my power!"
At the mere mention of his brother, Sasuke starts shaking, "DO IT! GIVE ME POWER TO KILL HIM PLEASE!"
Here is where Orochimaru makes a seal and starts to extend his neck towards Sasuke. Not expecting Kyōki to appear and stab his sword through his throat.
"HOW CAN I EAT YOUR THROAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?" Kyōki screams as he twirls, cutting off the head of the snake sannin. Stabbing his hand through Orochimaru's chest, Kyōki retrieves a heaven scroll. "THIS IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
The three genin are shocked as Kyōki just killed a Sannin, a literal Kage level ninja. Naruto has heart eyes as he exclaims, "Kyōki! You did it!"
Hearing this Kyōki turns around and starts walking towards our favourite blond genin. "All right guys, lets head out so I can f-" A sword appears through Kyōki's chest, black blood running down the tip.
"KYŌKI!" Naruto screams out, seeing his boyfriend being stabbed through the chest.
"He put, the killing tool, in me!" Kyōki whispers as he starts choking on his own blood.
"You didn't think, it wassssss that easssssy did you, my insssssane inmate?" Orochimaru says as he smiles and licks Kyōki's face. Flicking off the body of Kyōki, Orochimaru advances on the three genin. "Now, sssshall we begin?"
Naruto can barely hold himself back, "I'll, I'll, I'LL KILL YOU!"
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THE CRAZY MAN