Here it is! Congratulations to all the accepted characters! (Some were sent through PM) Apologies to those that didn't make the cut.
Arin Dvorsky - The Detached Model (Asujoll)
Audition tape: A pretty, thin, blue-eyed blonde girl appears on the screen. "Okay... so... shoot, what was I going to say? ... ... Uhhhhhh... Guess I'll start with my name? I'm, uh, Arin. Dvorsky. Professional, uh, model. And, uh, I want to be on your show thingy because... I dunno. It looked fun. Don't these shows, like, always recruit attractive people who don't know how it works anyway? So, uh, yeah. Pick me for that. Or something." She looks confused as she leans in to turn off the camera.
Colin Voice - The Sarcastically Nice Geek (CVluvFoxy)
Audition tape: A tall, chubby, fair skinned boy with thick reddish brown hair smiles and waves at the camera. "Hi! I'm Colin Voice. My friends call me CV. I'd really like it if you picked me for Total Drama! The biggest reason I want to join is for the experience. I totally wouldn't care about the money. If you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm. Money is pretty awesome, and I'd love to get some. Also I'd like to rub it in my sister's face that I beat her at Total Drama."
Laughter is heard in the background. "Yeah right!" A girls voice says.
He gives an annoyed sigh. "So why not pick me?" The camera shuts off.
Colleen Voice - The Ditsy Popular Girl (CVluvFoxy)
Audition tape: A skinny girl with fair skin and reddish brown hair steps back from the camera when it's on. "Heyyyy! I'm Colleen. So, you should pick me to be on Total Drama because I'm extremely nice, get along with everyone, and I'm very athletic. And if I win, I can tease my brother about it! I mean, It's obvious that I'd do better than him!"
"Keep dreaming sister." A Colin's voice is heard in the background.
Colleen smirks and rolls her eyes. "So, I hope you choose me! Bye!" The camera turns off.
Delanie Rios - The Method Actress (Da Ruff Mastermind)
Audition tape: The video starts off with showing a tan girl with brown wavy long hair and green eyes on a film set. She has a giant smile plastered onto her face. "Well, hello Total Drama people. My name is Delanie and I'm a method actress. You've seen me in bit roles in movies like Grunge Party and Psychodelic Fever and also in comic relief supporting roles in comedy films such as Lawrence Washburn: Dead or Alive and Simon Paul at the Gigolo Ball. I have also acted in theatre as Abigail Williams in my father's version of The Crucible. Speaking of roles, I just landed the role as Tiffany Langham in a coming of age teen film about a girl moving across America to Queens, New York and edging complete strangers. I am doing research on the stereotype and I thought this show would help me with that. Due to being a method actress, I have a very diverse skill set. I can hunt and swim. Plus, I can crump really well. Just put on some bounce music and y'all will be amazed. Hopefully, I just won't have to deal with scorpions if I'm selected." The camera then turns off.
Elias Jackson - The Suck-Up (Curcle)
Audition tape: The camera flickers on to show a white ceiling. "No, down here." A voice says, and the camera is pulled downward, showing a very short kid with black hair and glasses. The entire wall behind him is covered with Total Drama posters. "Hello Total Drama!" The boy smiles. "I'm Elias Jackson. I have been watching your show since I was a kid, and it is AMAZING!" He yells. "Anyway, I have a variety of skills to bring to the competition, so choose me!" He says, smiling. He reaches for the camera, and thinking it turned off, he turns around. He starts tearing down the Total Drama posters. "Let's see if that'll get me on," he mutters. The camera turns off and the tape ends.
Gloria Da Costa - The Conniving Haggler (Fromantheman)
Audition tape: The camera turns on and it shows a chubby dark skinned girl in a room that looks akin to a ditch of buried treasure. The girl gave a cocky grin and began to speak. "Hello, Total Drama Seasons." The girl said in a thick Portuguese accent. "The name is Gloria Da Costa. I have a certain talent in the ways of persuasion. I am what some would call a 'con artist', yes. But I consider it an art form. If one is able to steal someone's watch and convince them to buy it back at twice its original price. That must amount to something, no? Well, I'm in this for the cash. Although, there's no way I won't be making some money on the side. I plan on bringing multiple wares to sell, along with my manipulative talk to ensure this cash prize. Along with some extra money from the other chump players..." She gives a devious grin before the camera shuts off.
Jacque Cortez Metoyer - The Mafia Connect/Convicted Felon (Da Ruff Mastermind)
Audition tape: The video starts off with showing a skinny dark skinned boy sitting on a curb. When he speaks, it's in French. "Je l'espère que vous êtes prêt Christopher" (English translation: I hope you are ready Cristopher)." He says this in a very intimidating voice. "Well hello Total Drama Losers. My name is Jacque Cortez Metoyer. It's J.C. Montgomery if police are asking. My employer told me about your crappy reality show and I said why the hell not. I watched the last seasons & I must say this. Y'all select horrible antagonists. If you're going to select an antagonist, select one that is surely going to bring drama to the game. Let me give you a rundown of your antagonists:
Heather. She was too lucky to be an antagonist in my eyes.
Sam. Don't select a supermodel to be a villain because this chick had no brains. HOW CAN YOU BE A VILLAIN WITHOUT ANY BRAINS!?
Jay. All Jay Boy did was manipulate two girls against each other & he let the idiots knock themselves out of the game. He would be dead if y'all came to where I'm from during Total Adventure or whatever it's called.
Flora. She was hot. I gotta admit that but she was too psychotic in my opinion to be an effective antagonist & it says something when you are voted off your team before the clear main antagonist.
Stephen & Ignatius. Again you got dummies to be antagonists. Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle-Dumbass are little guppies in the ocean where I'm a great white shark. Stephen was an insecure cry baby who was controlled by his family. Ignatius is probably the only one I would've had respect for. However, you don't directly try to kill, harm, or maim the host. He was a dumb SOB who doesn't know to control hisself.
Taylor. She was too predictable & she made me yawn with her juvenile actions. I do give her kudos for eliminating the idiots but her insanity led to her demise.
Now I have stated my case. Esto te sorprenderà mi amigo (English translation: This will shock you my friend). Also, Chris. My boss is part of the Mafia and apparently you owe him some fat stacks. You might wanna accept me or you might lose the most precious thing that you treasure the most. Your life. Hopefully you'll select the 9th Ward convicted felon. I am sure to bring drama to your pathetic little show. Daddy Racks at dis mug. You will pay what you owe, Chris. Also, if you don't select me, don't ever set foot in New Orleans. My gang & my boss's gang will find you and-" the camera abruptly turns off.
Janae - The No-Nonsense Mastermind (Storm Of Azareth)
Audition tape: A short Asian girl with glasses and jet black hair smirked at the camera. "Greetings, Chris McLean. You may remember me from last season. Yes, I am Stephan's much smarter and more attractive sibling." She laughs. "By the time your show starts, I will be much prepared to take on at least seventy-five different personalities. Unlike my idiotic brother, my analysis on different personalities will be used to further advance me in the game. I promise to take the lead and devise plans that will certainly eliminate fifty percent or more of this next seasons cast."
Suddenly Stephan himself walks into the room, carrying a drink on a platter. "What are you doing?"
Janae takes the drink from the platter and takes a sip. She immediately puts it back. "It's too sweet. Redo it."
"But-" Stephan groans as she shushes him and lets him out.
"As you can see," She continues, "I have Stephan wrapped around my finger. If he can make it to the final four, I can clearly make it farther than he did. Bet on that." Janae smirks and shuts the camera off.
Katherine Larson - The Troubled Celebrity (Galaxy Diamonds)
Audition tape: The video turns on and the beautiful Katherine Larson is shown sitting between a man and a woman with a fake smile on her face. "Hello, Total Drama creators." The man says.
"You may know this girl as Katherine Larson." The woman says.
"Tell them why you want to be on their show." The man nudges her.
"I want to show the world who the real Katherine Larson is." Kat smiles. She brushes her black hair behind her ear.
"Of course you do." The woman smiles at the camera. "Katherine here would be a great player. She wouldn't break any rules. Her reputation as a good girl and her celebrity status is sure to attract a large fanbase from outside of the reality world."
Kat just stays smiling.
"Yes." The man smirks. "Perhaps we can... Help each other," He pulls out a checkbook, "If you think otherwise."
Kat gets nudged again. This time, it's by the woman. "If you give me a chance, I'll help you out in all my interviews. I'm so excited to be on Total Drama Seasons! And if you pick me,"
"WHEN," The woman corrected.
"I promise not to disappoint!" Kat said and smiled wider.
Lesley - The Cocky Street Artist (Reliks)
Audition tape: A tall, bald young man with brown eyes turns on the camera and relaxes back. He is largely built with muscle. "Sup, Total Drama idiots? It's your boy Lesley here- YES that can be a guys name too." He cracks his knuckles and holds up a paintbrush and some paint. As you can see, I'm an artist. He shows off some paintings around his room then reveals one of Chris McLean. "Here's my newest painting of Mr. Chris McLean. I think it's enough to get on the show, correct? It's perfectly painted to every detail. All the wrinkles, moles, nose hairs..." He chuckles. "Just pick me, damn it. I'll give you some good reviews." He smirks and the camera shuts off.
Luigi Oscuro - The Italian Lolicon (Fromantheman)
Audition tape: A camera comes into focus to show a thin, pale boy with a small mustache in a dark room. The boy's ensemble is comprised entirely of black, sans his white gloves. "Ciao, Total Drama. The name is Luigi. My friend Rosa has a great interest in this show and we both have had interest in applying. I am the kind of person you just must put on your side. Because, if not..." Luigi chuckles slightly. "You mustn't even know." The Italian boy gave an unsettling smile before shutting the camera off.
Maddie Swenson - The Sweet Swimmer (chainedforce)
Audition tape: We see a short girl sitting on a bed with a green comforter. "Grace, is it rolling?" she asks. The camera moves up & down. "Ok. I'm Maddie, and I'd just love to be on Total Drama! I'm a good team player, I'm smart, and even if I don't win, I'll walk away from this with my head held high. Thanks for watching! Bye!" The tape ends.
Nicholas Knowles - The Internet Sensation (CyanoticNightmare)
Audition tape: The camera fades into a colorful room with a boy in the center with bright blue hair sitting on a bright pink bed which is covered in colorful pillows and BOTDF and Avril Lavigne posters behind him. "Hi there! I'm Nicholas Knowles and I would absolutely love to join the show, I've watched all of the past seasons and I became obsessed with the show, especially Jay, But I'm not like Asandra and that obsessed with him like she was with Carter!-" He begins a long rant about the show and how much he loves it. Finally, he realizes how much he just said, blushes and clears his throat. "So sorry about ranting! Please choose me!" The camera goes black.
Nolan Gallagher - The Gambling Gentlemen (Asujoll)
Audition tape: A boy with spiky orange hair, light skin, and rectangular glasses appears. "Okay, I'm Nolan, and, in case you couldn't tell, I have a thing for gambling. I have decided that if you let me in the game, I'll try this fun little experiment. I'm going to make every decision in the game based on the roll of a die." He holds up his die. "Because why not? I'm a lucky man, so maybe if I make enough good rolls, I could even win the game. I'm curious to see what will happen, and I know you are too. That is all."
Tonya Jane Peterson - The Southern Thrillseeker (NerdyNightStocker)
Audition tape: The setting is inside a huge red barn with towers of hay and a green tractor off to the side. A group of rowdy-looking teenagers are shouting encouragement to a blonde girl in the center of the shot. She is holding a rope and grinning at the camera. "Hey, y'all! This is TJ getting ready to show you why I should be on Total Drama Seasons! RELEASE THE PIG!" A red-headed boy holding a squirming swine gently puts it down. The pig sees TJ, squeals and starts running away from her. She gives chase and they both run in and out of camera frame while their audience cheers. Finally, TJ makes a lasso with her rope and releases it, hooking the pig's back leg. She jump-tackles the squealer and hog-ties it. She stands with her hands on her hips and stares down proudly at her bound captive. TJ was left breathing slightly heavily. "You got faster, Petunia. But I still gotcha!" She looks at the camera again. "That's just a taster! Pretty please pick me for the show! I can tackle anythin' y'all can throw at me!" She gives a wave and bends down to untie her pet pig while the camera fades to black.
Vincent Sebastian Stumboe - The Tough (Violinist) Jock (NerdyNightStocker)
Audition tape: The setting is a dark hallway. The camera is slowly traveling down the hallway to a closed door with light shining through the cracks. A violin can be heard all throughout as well as a young boy's snickering. The voice that was snickering speaks behind the camera. "Presenting the greatest hidden talent in our family, the best violinist in Edmonton... Vinnie Stumboe." A small hand reaches out and slowly opens the door to reveal a guy's bedroom with hockey equipment strewn about and posters of famous hockey players on the walls.
In the center of the room is a teenager with a black crewcut playing the violin so fervently that he sways about with every movement. He abruptly stops, breaking a string with his bow and a stunned expression crosses his face. His face then contorts to anger. "Frankie! I told you that I would do the audition for Total Drama at the rink later! What do you think you're doing?!"
"Oops. I guess I misheard you, Maestro." The boy behind the camera says. "My bad."
Vince picked up his broken violin. "Look what you made me do! Do you know how much these strings cost?! JUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU LITTLE DWEEB!" He picks up a hockey puck and throws it at the camera. It makes contact and the camera goes to a static screen.
There we have it! The cast for this season!
What are your pregame thoughts? Who from the new cast do you think you'll like and dislike? Anyone you can see winning solely based on their audition tapes? Any other comments?
The first episode will be next!