September 5th, 2012

David and his mom were going on his first robbery and he was excited to finally show off his skills in public and maybe meet the bat but his mother, on the other hand, didn't want him to see "B-Man" otherwise he might be caught and taken away from them and they'd lose David.

The seven-year-old boy and his mother barged into a liquor store happily aiming guns at the guy behind the counter "I-I'll give you anything you want! Just put those down!" the man yelled not wanting to be shot "money now!" David yelled not feeling the need to make a joke since this guy didn't matter enough to him to make a joke.

"Let's make this easy give us the money and your head won't go flying off" Harley said and David nodded he was too excited to contain himself he shot two people who were just coming in and his mother glared at him and whacked him in the back of the head "Kill in moderation you dummy!" she groaned but went back to the guy.

The man was given a plastic bag and he filled it as much as he could not wanting to piss them off he gave it back to the two "now go!" the man said and the two started to leave than David stopped "go? Since when were you giving the rules!" he shot the man in the head and left with his mom sort of horrified at how short his temper was.

Back at the house David and Harley walked in "Pops!" he smiled seeing his dad and he ran over to him and handed him the money "it was great!" his dad smiled and ruffled his hair a bit "atta boy! I knew you could do it" he said happily "but it's late go to sleep," he said to the young boy who sighed "yes pops" he left to his room to try and fall asleep enjoying that day.

His mother and father, however, got into a staple of there relationship... an argument Harley was trying to tell joker too "cool it now" and too "slow it down" with David's training to be his successor but Joker was having none of it he punched her to the ground "shut it! I'll do whatever I feel like you dumb blonde bimbo!" he yelled before leaving to his office annoyed and leaving Harley on the floor David walked over tiredly "mom?!" he ran over to her "you okay?!" she was face down in the dirt she said "this doesn't it hurt" she said smiling at him to lighten the mood David didn't believe this but nodded and hugged her before going to his room.

That whole night David was tossing and turning thinking about the last look of those people's face he wasn't liking their fearful expressions he would make sure that they were smiling from now on eventually he fell asleep very tired and now having a new solution for killing.

October 20th, 2015

It has been two years since David's first killings and he is now 10 years old has learned a few new things's he learned a word called "empathy" he doesn't care about it but he was just glad to know the word everyone asks him about for example "have you know empathy?!" was asked when his mother's hyenas were kidnapped and stuffed he never liked them but was a little sad when they were gone.

David was sitting in his room he had a heightened intelligence thanks to his father and mother yeah sure they seemed like idiot's but in reality, it turns out a lot of science is needed to make joker gas and a lot of psyche training is necessary to even use it without feeling like a monster to demonstrate his new-found knowledge he made a weapon a bat that functions as a gun its white and has a red ribbon on it it's his favorite thing to use aside from his knife his father gave him when he turned 8.

Harley walked into the room "David! Great news!" She said smiling "what is it mom?" he asked smiling "We're going to rob a bank! An actual one like you've been wanting!" she said happily she had robbed a bunch before but was trying to get David excited for his first bank robbery "think about the hostages! You could do whatever you want to them! kill them strangle 'em! Whatever" she smiled and that got David even more excited now he loved robbing stores and now he gets to rob someplace that mattered for once.

"This is gonna be so cool!" He said jumping up "so when do we go?" He asked his mother happily "in a couple of minutes shorty!" She smiled at him "go get ready we'll be waiting in the car unless you wanna take your bike" she smiled and left his room "oh and uh don't forget your bat like the last time we robbed a place" she said as she left.

David got on a bulletproof vest he had painted his logo on (pictured on cover sorry mobile users) his black boots and two gloves right one green left one blue and black pants just regular ones nothing special and some sneakers he ran out of his room carrying his bat happily he was excited as he ran to his bike it was a dirt bike that he had decided to steal from some random kid on the street that was riding it around the warehouse just annoying him.

They all drove to the Gotham City Bank one of the largest banks "I'm sure old Harvey won't mind right Harley?" Joker asked smiling at his crappy rhyme "of course! Everyone loves the joker!" she said confidently "great! I'm sure the little scamp is gonna do great!" He smiled and they all drove through the front of the bank crashing through pedestrians and the building itself they hopped out happily David was far behind his bike being a lot slower than there car.

Meanwhile, Batman was on top of the bank scowling "them again..."

To be continued...