October 22nd, 2015

David woke up it was daytime he got up and climbed to the top of a roof "just gotta make it across 50 miles of water to get to you" He saw a loading dock fresh and set to send some scum there he took this opportunity to run and catch it he got onto his bike and rode over close and the jumped and hopped onto the boat he put on his face paint and climbed to the guard tower and silently took him down as the boat now moved towards Arkham "I'm coming mom" He smiled and used a mirror to apply his face paint as he flung the hat off as the boat got to the island.

He hopped off the boat quickly and snuck around the many heavily armed guards missing the fact that the ones being loaded out were his parents he turned and saw them but shook it off he had never seen his mother without makeup or anything so he just brushed it off but his father he knew too well he didn't want to go save him first though his mother was the number 1 priority until he realized his mom wouldn't leave without his dad so now there more on equal ground he decided to take out two of the 10 armed guards by shooting out the lights the flashlights went on quickly but the two were down.

"Gentlemen i feel like we should settle this civilly!" He said coming out of the shadows with a mask that had the facepaint from the grow on it the guards aimed there flashlights at him and laughed before shooting at him he dodged "guess not…" He smiled under the mask before pulling out his bat/gun and shooting them with it taking out 4 of them with it "four left you guys really wanna try those odds?!" He asked and they yelled about some stuff he was too bored to care about as he shot them taking them down "geez what a bunch of idiots".

David saw his dad and ran over "hey pops!" he untied him and then asked, "where is mom?" The young boy as mentioned before hadn't seen her without facepaint "oh boy she isn't here!" He said and Harley would yell at him "mom?" David ran over to her and after getting a closer look he recognized her "Mom!" He exclaimed happily before untying her "You were gonna leave me!" She yelled at the Joker "oh harl' you know I wouldn't do that! Let's go!" He yelled before dragging them onto the boat and sailing it back to Gotham.

When they got to Gotham Joker set the other inmates on the boat free and drove hopped out and robbed a cop for there car and while he was doing that David ran to his bike and his mom followed they both got on the bike and rode away before Joker could realize it "David you better have a plan if your dad finds out he's gonna kill us probably!" Harley said as he drove "We're gonna do something he won't expect we'll pose as a real family hideout in Metropolis and avoid crime!" David said rather confidently.

"No way! You better be Joking or I'll smack you across the head!" Harley said angry at what he had said "I am I just wanted to see your reaction" He laughed "I got it! We'll go to aunt ivy! You always talk so greatly of her and She's still not caught yet!" He smiled "Perfect! Plan kid! The Gotham City Sirens would love to meet you!" Harley would say smiling "And Mr.J wouldn't go near Ivy or Catwoman when all three of us were together as a group! It's gonna be great!" She smiled.

David drove to Ivy's lair at Amusement Mile luckily Batman was too busy with more important criminals to even think about going there David got off his bike and Harley smiled and climbed up and David followed being a tad less agile than her but at least good enough to keep up and climb the building "So mom what is she like?" He would ask "Well…. Let's just say she's vegan times one thousand" She would say as they walked in on Ivy watering and Talking with her plants.

"Hiya Ivy!" Harley would say slightly startling the green woman enough to make her plants wrap around Harley's legs and hang her upside down "what did I tell you about coming back here!" Ivy yelled "uh… that I'm always welcome?" Harley said in a joking manner "ugh what do you want?" She would ask and that David hopped in "hey mom! Sorry for being a little late! I saw a praying mantis and got scar-" he stopped noticing the vine "oh crap mom!" he yelled before jumping up with a knife "my babies!" ivy exclaimed making the plant drop them both "My baby!" Harley said checking to see if David was injured.

"...you have a son?" Ivy asked "so you and Jok-" Ivy was interrupted "No! He's adopted shut up!" she yelled luckily David was too dazed to hear anything "Don't tell him!" She yelled at Ivy before going back to check on David who was slowly coming out of his daze "mom? Weird plant? Wicked Witch looking lady?" He said since he had only seen a glimpse of Poison Ivy which since she was green gave him a strange impression once he actually saw her "she-hulk?" he asked his eyes adjusting.

Harley started laughing at the kid's ramblings while Ivy got slightly agitated she didn't being compared to a dumb kids movie villain or a comic book character the boy's eyes fixed a bit "oh! I know you!" He smiled and Ivy sighed "you're Fiona from Shrek!" He said putting the red hair and green skin together now his mother was just dying of laughter now but Ivy now cracked a smile and even chuckled a bit "Harleen I'm killing your son" She said now wrapping a vine around his legs and Harley pulled him down "geez Ivy can't take a joke? He's just a kid!".

Ivy just sighed "what do you two even want? You have a minute to tell me" she said annoyed "okay so Joker upset David and me and we really don't wanna be associated with him for a while but we need a place to hide so we were hoping to stay with you!" Harley explained and Ivy listened and nodded "Fine you're lucky we're friends make yourselves at home," Ivy said and went back to watering her plants "come on David I have a designated spot here!" she hopped down and David followed her to the bottom floor all the way to the basement Where the roots started in a square and made into a little room with Harley's spray paint everywhere "Here we go! Head to bed we'll talk more in the morning!"

David headed off to bed enjoying the day that transpired he was gonna have to get to know his aunt Ivy a bit more before he could just walk around so he set that to one of his top priorities than drifted off to bed.

To be continued...