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Third person's View
(Present day eighteenth Interview room) Copier is happy before him are the two that helped shape Finn Mertin's early years of life. Yes the two bulldogs are Jermaine and Jake Dog. Along with their wives Lady Rainicorn and Margret who is also a bulldog. Smiling at the four copier had just asked them what it was like to live with Finn. Jermaine says "A headache these two would be gone for days while I had to watch all our dads weird junk. Sure after a while I got sick of it all and tossed out all the none dangerous stuff. But Finn he was hyper as all hell let me tell you.
"You put that kid in a room with Jake for five minutes. And you have trouble recognized it after that." Jake blows a raspberry to say "Sure we couldn't keep our wild sides in check but that's what kids do bro." Jermaine glares at Jake to say "Remember why I was stuck in the family home for all those years?" Jake's face grow a little sadder he knew why. Their dad trusted Jermaine more then Finn or him to watch his stuff.
Jake answers "Yeah I do know bro. He left his stuff to you cause you were older and we weren't ready to handle all the cool junk. Hell even now some of that stuff is locked up in Finn's vault." Jermaine nods "As they should remain. Those items should never be placed into the wrong hands. Anyone stupid enough to try and mess with them will end up getting killed. Or worse killing a lot of people."
Copier looks through his cards to ask "Lady Rainicorn after the success of your cooking show many fans were surprised when you published the very erotic book Raining Dance. Some say that you just might become the next big seller." Lady blushes to say with the help of a new voice translator "Well I did it mainly because it felt nice. I wanted to help encourage kids today to take charge and not be afraid to find love. One of my nieces was so nervous asking a boy out she came to me for advice. After an hour she worked up the nerve to ask him.
"They been on five date ever since and are really happy." Copier looks to Margret to ask "Miss Margret plenty of other law enforcements wives want to know, how do you keep your husband in line? Is it that take no chance attitude or are you just showing off in public?" Margret smirks to answer "No I just know how to keep my husband from bad mouthing me. Lady's take my advice an aggravated husband is just like a child. Once in a while you have to remind them whose boss."
Jermaine gulped pulling on the collar of his uniform a little. Copier sees Jermaine's worries to go into his next question. Copier asks" Many people want to know Jake what was it like going through that first dungeon with Finn? Rumor has it he found his first sword in there along with him losing a few of his teeth." Jake smirks say "Heck yeah it was fun. Finn couldn't contain himself and yeah he did lose a few teeth."
(Twenty-four years before Finn's death) Finn's jumping for joy, why cause Jermaine his big bro has allowed him and Jake to journey down into a dungeon. As Finn rapidly ate his cereal Jermaine was getting annoyed by his happy screams mid chewing. Jermaine watches as Finn's banters on about all the fun things he and Jake might find in the dungeon. Finn hops in his chair causing the table to shake slightly.
Jermaine growls to then slap Finn's shoulder sharply. Which results in a large hand print on his exposed shoulder. Jermaine scolds Finn for his actions. True his younger brother is still a kid. But Jermaine wants Finn to prove that he and Jake can live on their own in one year like dad and mom wanted. Jermaine "Finn stop jumping all over the place and relax. You need a calm head and have a focused mind if you're going to kick monster butt.
"Plus I don't need two knuckle heads jumping all over the place." Finn seems to calm down a little but his large smiles doesn't go anywhere. In fact his big blues eyes are shiny with the fantasy of all he and Jake will find in the dungeon. Finn pokes his older brothers arm "Bro so what's the place Jake and me are going to anyway?"
Jermaine sips his coffee to answer his brother calmly. Jermaine knows if he gets Finn too excited he'll never sit still for the rest of breakfast. Jermaine "Look when you get their you'll see what its like little bro. Dad wrote that it's to help your start. But once you complete the dungeon then you'll find out what else he wrote." Jermaine hates how his dad's note often told then not to tell a specific part just yet. It often led to some bad outcomes. Like the time Finn and Jake ended up jumping in a raging river to end up deep in the jungle kingdom. Neither had a clue how to get home.
Finn nods chewing his food fast to get out the door. Half an hour later Finn is on Jake's back riding him north of the family house. Riding on his bro back Finn laughs as the clouds go by and the morning rays warm his face. Jake creates another stretchy arm and put Finn on the ground. While shrinking himself back to normal size on reaching the spot. Jake looks around the small dirt patches to see several buried cars, a bus that was tilted backwards, and the remains of a large creature.
Jake walks to the remains as Jermaine instructed. Lifting the creatures right hind leg Jake finds the spiral staircase that leads to the dungeon. Before they can start-walking Finn stops his bro. Finn "Hey Jake lets come up with a cool phrase to say every time we do something awesome and fun." Jake looks at Finn asking "What kind of phrase bro. I can't think of any cools catchphrases besides the ones in those prewar vids."
Finn says "Lets see we love to adventure, we have fun every time we do stuff that relates to it. And we have radical memories after it's all done." Jake "How about Dungeon raid! Or raiding fun!" Finn says, "Yeah lets make it rhyme. How about lets raid it up?" Jake shakes his head "Sounds like we're going to a Goth rave. Raid time?" Finn shakes his head but he does like the idea of time in the name. Thinking for twenty minutes Finn claps his hands while jumping in place.
Jake asks what and Finn whispers the name. Jake smiles up to Finn who raises his fist to give Jake a bro fist. As they bump fist they say, "What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!" Both lock arms and jump straight down into the dungeon. As the drop into the darkness of the stairs Jake morphs into a parachute and slows their decent. Finn takes a flashlight from his old blue rough sack. Looking around Finn sees that most of the staircase has fallen apart over time. And from the cobwebs hardly anyone's come down to dust the place. Touching the bottom Jake turns back to normal and the two walk deeper in.
As the two adventures keep walking they notice a few old rusty and long dead warriors. Finn looks over their bodies finding a few gold coins and a few pieces of still good armor. Putting on the cone helmet the noise piece is a little too big for his noise. But the cool metal eye mask is awesome. Jake finds a shield with a few gold colored handprints on it along with some more gold coins. With the pair walking further Finn picks up a metal staff.
With the pair walking for another hour they find a lot more gold. And the occasional jewel here and there. In time the two stop and see a long hallway with a few dead bodies. But what's odd is that near some of the bags of bones are these odd quills. Finn looks at Jake who shrugs back to him. So Finn takes a step only for a bunch of the quills to come down and try and hit where he's standing. But in a flash Jake snatches him and takes a few steps back.
Looking at the spot both sees all the quills dripping with blue foal smelling gunk. Finn "Man that is rank. Jake what's is that stuff?" Jake tells his bro that its poison no doubt why the guys around the hall are all dead. Jake lifts Finn off the ground and stretches them both to the open doorway at the end of the hall. Jake stretches the remainder of his body to them. Smiling Finn says, "Man things are going to get more cra-cra right Jake?"
Jake nods and Finn wasn't off the mark. For the next three hours to duo went down tight corridors. Avoiding numerous smashing traps, arrowed hallway traps, and sneaky spike traps. Along the way they found more coins, jewels, and pieces of armor they randomly strapped to their bodies. Finn and Jake right now are taking a break before they go through the next-door way. Behind them are some swinging blade traps that he and Jake had to jump and roll to dodge.
Finn eats a burrito while Jake stuffs two sandwiches into his mouth. Stretching his arms Jake yawns to then scratch his butt. Finn looks over the metal staff and small dagger he found along the way. He even found an old prewar book that had no missing pages. Since Finn could hardly read he's waiting till he gets home to ask Jermaine to read him the book.
Finn stands up ready for what the next area of the dungeon has for them. Jake punches the door and they find a lone large room. Inside are several ponds filled with water and treasure. Jake's eyes go wide as he say "Holy smoke look at all this loot." Finn smirks as the rushes around the room. Opening his pack he starts to fill it with as much gold and jewelry as he came. With the rough sack full and ready to burst Finn slung it over his shoulder. Only to find it too heavy for his skinny arms. Wobbling backwards Finn tried to steady himself. But ends up in on of the ponds of gold.
Letting go of his rough sack Finn climbs out to see Jake chuckle at him. Jake "Had a nice dip bro?" Finn laughed back saying its great and that he should try it too. Jake "Don't worry bro I'll handle collection the goods. You look around for some interesting items." Finn nods to look around some more. Finn stops after sometime. He sees a skeleton sitting alone against a wall. Finn gets closer to see the odd old uniform it's wearing. Taking the vest Finn folds it to see something clutched in the skeletons hands. It's a sheath and very dusty sword.
Pulling it away from the boney fingers Finn holds the sheathed sword. Wiping away the dust he tries to pull the sword loss. But finds that its pretty much stuck. Looking at a rock Finn raises the sword to slam the flat edge against the rock. After an odd amount of swings the sheath gives crumbing to a hip on and around the rock. Finn however is left at awe at what he sees. The swords hidden beauty is that of a golden blade with a nice bright red ruby at the bottom of the handle. Finn grips the swords to say, "Feels right having you in my hand."
As Finn walks he takes one last look at the vest he took. Inside by the collar you can see faded letter and a symbol of some kind. But you can also see a name. Finn nods to look back at his sword. Finn stops as he made it back to Jake. Jake with a large amount of gold on his back says, "Bro you found a cool sword." Finn "Heck yeah she's call Scarlet. And with her help we're going to adventure all over the place." High fiving one another Finn and Jake walk back out of the dungeon.
After some time the two make it back to the first hallway but stop. In the hall they see that all the bags of bones are now standing. Or crawling towards them. Finn smirks but keeps his sight forward. Finn feels a surge he doesn't know from where. But this surge of happy energy tells him to scream. And in one mouth full Finn charges to below his battle cry. Jake charging right along with his little bro in their first real fight. One that neither can ever forget.
(Present day third Interview room) Copier has a smile on his face yet again. The funny antics of Jake's children is something. No wonder they have their own reality show. Seeing Viola poking fun at her brother Kim Kil Whan in a polite and mannered tone is a riot. While Kim tries several rebuttals in a serious business way. TV argues away with his sisters Charle and Jake Jr. about not understanding his need for Internet.
Copier takes a moment for it all to calm before he asks, "Your dad was so happy to hear that you all had your own TV show. But why did you agree? From some perspectives all you do is argue. Why agree to live in a single home and have cameras watching nearly your every move?" Jake Jr. "We agreed because of uncle Finn" Copier raises an eyebrow for Kim to continue.
Kim "Or uncle told us an old story poem he found when he was younger. He said we matched the characters in the story almost perfectly. He said that our arguments lead sometimes to deep thoughts. Thoughts such as family, duty, and nurturing. Or dad was such a big softy when we were younger. To the point that uncle Finn and mom worried about his health. He was too protective when we were kids."
Charle "Uncle Finn told us that you have to allow people to see arguments before they understand how to change themselves. Our show may have a lot of times were we get into each other's faces. Or times when we're their for each other. Just like dad was there for our uncles all those times. The years after uncle Finn and dad moved into the Tree Fort uncle Finn became the talk of OOO. After he defected several gangs and their leaders Princesses couldn't stop talking about him. So aunt Bonnibel gave Finn the title of OOO's champion. But uncle Jermaine didn't like it."
TV "Uncle Jermaine told our dad that uncle Finn was to keep a low profile. And only adventure in dungeons and secluded places. Being champion and having everyone know your face was against what our grandpa have planned for him. He wanted our uncle to grow into a man before he started making his mark in OOO. But it was too late and uncle Finn told uncle Jermaine to leave him alone. Uncle Jermaine hadn't talked to either him or our dad for a few years. But from time to time uncle Jermaine did write to them."
Jake Jr. "Our dad supported and loved uncle Finn and we still do to. We can't always control our family. At best we can do is help guide them on their own paths. That's what uncle Finn wanted for his kids. So they wouldn't end up in a rut and go soul searching for as long as he did. Trust me it's a long walk when your own your own."
Copier nods understanding perfectly. Many things can cause family turmoil. But Finn and Jake almost lost contact with their only family because of a disagreement. A bond so easily can they broken all it takes is for one simple thing to cut the strings.
(Present day sixteenth Interview room) Sitting across from Copier is an odd-looking young women yes. To most her skins chrome coloration makes her appear metallic and lifeless. When it's the opposite. This young woman is alive and talking to copier on behalf of Finn's three immortal masters. Her name is Cherabee. Copier "So after hearing the answers to some of Finn's close friends an family do you think that it'll inspire others? Or do you think Finn over time will dissolve into a legend?"
Cherabee smiles "That the thing about legends. Someone made them someone wrote him or her into history. Either by word of mouth or by the tales that travel the winds themselves. My masters told me all about Finn being their most complex and unique student. Over their lives they've only had four others students. Besides Finn and his children.
"My masters even at one point were expecting Finn's wives to show up. But that was many of possible futures that they foresaw that did not come true. When my master asked Finns wives if the would be coming with their children they said no. The agreed to remain strong in their own way. And as I'm sure you heard when the four of then did to those Titan pilots and the jockeys that tried to raid the Mertin vault.
"Queen Bubblegum said she and her sisters stopped because the Grass Kin hand already arrived. Plus they dares to walk into their family home with no ones say so. I often wonder who Finn handled their forms of love." Copier blushes and nods remembering his earlier interviews to say "I've heard of your masters future sights. In a way they can see a number of evens before they happen. Was it true that they told Death himself that Finn was to die all those years ago?"
Cherabee nods to say, "My masters begged lord Death and his son to give Finn at least another year of life. But lord Death says that if Finn remained alive one in his bloodline would be sacrificed as a blow back of their meddling. And when Sir Finn found out he refused only asking Death to talk to him that night before he left. I was Finn's gift to the masters for agreeing to teach his children.
"But even with his life no longer here I feel the various after affects of Sir Finn's death. Neither you nor hardly anyone that has been that close to life's end would have done what he did. I hardly can understand how thin the difference is between life and death. But Sir Finn understood. He smiled, laughed, even gave lord Death the finger when he tried to collect his soul when he was younger. But lord Death said none of that matters. All that did matter was that Sir Finn left his life with no unfinished business. Not a regret or worried filled his mind from the way lord Death spoke.
"Lord Death said he handed Sir Finn's soul off to another eternal deity. But who that was is unclear. But what I do know is that Lord Death said Finn would not be bored. He'd simple watch, learn, and grow. But most of all lord Death told Sir Finn's children that they should never stop laughing. Or he'd have to slap some sense into them." Copier sees the metal woman giving him a happy smile. All copier can think is what the deity was doing with king Finn? And that Finn's kid should worry if his spirit besides to pop up and slap then straight.
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