Author's Note;
Jester; Hello everyone glad to see us again no doubt.
Smiles; Hey they just caught us on a good day. So lets get on with this. I want to go back to sleep.
Jester; Well we did wake up just to drop this update. Ok let's get right into it then. He23t I do hope that rainbow is for happiness and not for sarcasm. Cause if its sarcasm I am not amused. But if its for the other thank you and glad you like it. ILikeHotDogs... Unfortunately all you would get from that is demon slapping you in the face.
Smiles; Yeah I kind of lost mine and Jesters souls in a crossroads bet. But here's the fun part we get to keep our souls. Because the chick said we aren't rip or dead enough to collect.
Jester; I hate remembering that night... its one of the reasons I now no longer have a girlfriend.
Smiles; Relax you'll find another one.
Jester; Whatever, Deadlux I know unlike Smiles who has sex on the brain. I come up with bad jokes and puns.
Smiles; When this guy kills a joke he does two things. Make you laugh cause if was bad. Or makes you laugh cause of how stupid the joke was.
Jester; They're not well ok yeah they're that bad. Neo Deadmau5 oh more action is on the way but first something to spice up your interest. Ky Karno whoa thanks glad you like it. And don't worry we have more in store for you all. Attackme thanks and yes your wait is over, Smiles.
Smiles; I hate waiting rooms I get here first and I still have to fucking wait... I've got places to be!
Finn's View
I smirk at walking right to the front door. Feeling my family all together I can't help but smile. Nudging Wolf I tell him to, "Watch this." Walking through the door I sing a sweet little chime right off the top of my head to the melody my little girl is playing. Standing side by side with Wolf we see our families. My kids, his kids, our wives, their parents, our parents, everyone. Man eleven years really changed them. Seeing their shocked any unmoving faces Wolf says "I don't know Finn I don't think they missed us."
With that remark they all rush us. Still a little shaky from coming back my families added weight pushes me over. But as they hug me I feel their unspoken words. Feeling their sorrow, their anger, and their coldness. 'Looks like I have some fathering to do soon.' "Alright lets stand up and we'll tell you how we got through our little scattered journey."
Hugging my parents, sisters, cousins, and either giving an in law/close friend a hug or handshake. Wolf and I took a seat. Joey smiles widely eyeing my armor to ask, "Dad that armor is awesome and you have wings! What happened?" "Wolf you want to start off or should I?" Wolf "No I'll go first. You see everyone after me and Finn here kicked the big bucket we we're going to spend our lives in our eternal after's. But Finn he went an opened his big mouth."
(Wolf narrates from Finn's View) Walking alongside Wolf we finally get picked up by a Defender. Here they aren't large being made of stone no the Scribe and Defenders are a skin tone of silver and gold. Walking with the large Defender he's none other then Maul. Smiling up to him he's a large eight feet tall man. Maul "My friends it's an honor to see you again and to meet you here. But it feels me with sorrow too that your lives have been cut short. But not to worry once we find your after guide she will show you to your eternal peace."
Wolf "Man really wish we could at least say goodbye before we died." "I know Wolf. Hey Maul can we give our family visions like angel Frost did for me?" Maul "Frost can do so cause he has permission. For you to do so would be impossible." "But what if we don't want to rest for eternity just yet? Has anyone actually asked to be sent back to the living?" Maul "There are exceptions but the process is risky. Often people just accept the eternal rooms they are given and that's the end of it." "Maul I want a second chance. I can't leave my family I want to go back."
Maul looks at both Wolf and me. Wolf agrees to want to go back. Maul sighs hitting himself and talking to himself about opening his mouth. Following Maul down a different pathway we stop as he opens a large stone gray door. Inside we find several Scribes and angel floating around the room. The whole room is a gain maze of books, scrolls, and hand drawn works. (Think of the Spirit Library from Avatar the last airbender). Stepping onto one of the moving platforms it floats us up a few floors. As we ascend a large looming figure awaits for us at the top. Stepping off the platform a large Scribe in black robes resembling an owl sits at a desk. With both hands he files, stamps, and writes various things.
The owl man doesn't even look at us when he says, "Finn Mertin and Nicholas D. Wolfwood your track records are better then most humans who ask for a second go. But I'm afraid you still don't make the cut to return to your human lives." "Why? What can we do to prove that we do have what it takes?" The owl Scribes stops to sigh "Very well I been told through the words to allow you two to be tested before you undergo the really thing. Inside my library are secret rooms. What lie inside those rooms are unknown to all but me. Return with one item from the room and be ready to answer a question."
Nodding Wolf and I exchange a look to roam off in different directions.
(Back to the present Wolf 's View)
Finn "You see the Owl Scribe better know as Wan Shi the greatest archivist in the unknown multiverses. Tested us on what he hates most about humans. He wanted to see if we would open our mouths on how to find the rooms. After several scares and a good deal of him trying to peak at us in his giant owl form he granted us passage into the Proving grounds. The Proving grounds is the land of the Dwarves. And don't be fooled kids the Dwarves aren't a race of short people. No they're are most definitely giants."
(Finn narrates from Wolf View) I have to say walking through the streets of the Proving grounds is something. The buildings are made for the Dwarves who easily tower four to seven stories over us. Maul couldn't follow us but one of Wan Shi's fox dressed Scribes is now guiding us to our next stop. After a long few hours we managed to make it to a large courtyard. Within the courtyard are rows upon rows of weapons differing in size, design, and color. "So Mr. Fox are we to... where did he go?" Finn and I look from our right to left looking for the fox dressed Scribe.
Finn shrugs "Maybe this is where our tests begin?" "I don't like this but I'm guessing things are going to get more weird with me hanging out with you." Finn "Shut up." Jumping down right behind Finn into the sea of weapons he starts to wander. I can see by the slight sprint in his step he's like a kid in a candy store. But I still think its messed up that the Scribes couldn't regrow his right arm. Telling us that Jeepers consume habit was the reason. When he consumes a part of a person that portion of their soul is lost to Purgatory.
And from what Finn tells me that's a place many don't return from. He told me creatures of nightmares and ancients live there. And it's a place he never wishes to see again. I hate it when he doesn't tell me the full deal. But his eyes tell me he's scared every time I ask him about it. What has him so scared about Purgatory?
Finn isn't stressed about his arm. Saying he's fought with one arm a few others times before already he can do it now too. "You lost your arm before?" Finn "Heck yeah but thanks to Jake and a few magic stones I grew it back." Looking at Finn as we walk the endless rows of towering or small clumps of weapons. I still have no idea where we are going. I stop though locking my peepers on two very old guns. From the history classes I did go to. I learned that early guns were very inaccurate, slow to reload, and had low chances of actually killing. But seeing the two guns hanging from a chain I see the craftsmanship that has gone into them.
The first like I just said is a Flintlock pistol. What makes this pistol so eye catching is the large sphere at its grips end. Going along its wooden frame is a nice gold leafing design. The barrel or should I say barrels cause there are three of them with snakeheads for the barrel mouths. Touching the barrels I find they can rotate and a pit in the grip is the main actuator to help them rotate. Seeing as the piece moves as well. The other gun is a prewar movie favorite it's a saw off shotgun. But at its breach there are two cylinders. The body has the same fine gold leafing but the grips end curves up touching midway the guns length.
"These guys leave all kinds of things lying around don't they?" Voice "Well that's cause we make a lot of stuff." Turning around startled I see a slim part of legs following them up I see a woman easily three to fours stories standing behind me. 'They sure are light on their feet.' From her looks this blue haired Dwarf seems to be in her mid twenties. Dwarf "I see you picked up the Lung brothers. Not a bad pick for someone like you." I give her a confused and questioning eye raise. Dwarf "Don't give me that look your the one that smells like plasma energy. Anyway lets go find your friends he's around the corner."
Following right behind her I'm right. Each step she takes not even some much as a tremor. Its as if she's walking as lightly as I am. Following her to the next row over I see Finn playing with a long sword. Its single edge and black body has a nice contrast to the large gold cross guard. The guard itself has several blue gems in it and the wrapping around the grip is elegant. Dwarf "I see you picked up Yoru the last guy to wield her was famous for having eyes as piercing as a hawks. Funny enough his last name as Mihawk. Wield her well. Oh but this won't do your friend here has two weapons while you have only one. I know come with me."
Following close behind the Dwarf she stops to look over a large pile. Reaching in she pulls out a large diamond shield. The dragon design on it looks old. Dwarf "Hey mister two guns hold this to your friends right shoulder. Oh and mister one arm you might feel a pinch." Taking the shield I hold it too Finn's shoulder. Finn "I feel funny." In an instant Finn's green energy flames spring forth grabbing the shield from me. In time the shield liquefies and fuses to Finn's shoulder. Finn "Man that doesn't pinch it hurts. Feels like Bonnie's using me as a practice dummy again."
In time the liquid hardens to show both of us Finn's new arm. The dragon design on his shoulder. The arm as a whole looks expertly crafted. (Finn has the winter soldier's arm and the design of the dragon is the Skyrim logo.) The Dwarf chuckles "Well you picked so test one finished. Now you have to be assigned a place." Hearing her words we follow her again. Finn "What do you mean assigned? I thought this test would be like we fight something here and there then we go back? Are you saying it'll take longer?" Dwarf "Yes they will. A few other people have only finished these tests. It's the only way for humans to get back a body and not be a walking corpse.
"Trust me the smell alone is rumored to kill. The last test few takers rounded up time almost comes to twenty years to finish." Finn and I go wide eye to one another. Twenty years is a long time to try on a maybe chance to see our families. Wolf "Hell we got nothing better to do cousin. Lets go for it sure we'll be a few birthdays late. But it'll be worth it to be with them." Finn nods to me "Yeah but lets hope we're not grandparents by the time we get back. Or worse our wives move on..." "If Milly is married to some sucker I'm going to beat him up and make him sign divorce papers. No one kisses my Milly but me." Finn smiles goofily "I'm going to tell that to Milly when we get back." I warn Finn not to but he still pokes fun at me about it.
Finn's View
Wolf "I told you not to tell that part." Milly "Wolf I would never remarry how could you think that?" As Wolf tries to explain the idea of a hypothetical I look to my kids. "Madeline I see you got a sweet guitar and from that voice you're taking after your mom." Madeline "Geez daddy embarrassing much." Smiling I ask what's been going on. From everyone's face it was a mixed bag from what I do know thanks to a certain tree my families been pretty shaky. For now let's talk about things outside the family. "Why the odd looks? Have people stopped radioing about the news around the world already?"
Joey "No dad they haven't. And hardly anyone listens to the radio anymore." "Don't sass your old may like that. I'm still young enjoy to hug you and keep an eye on you." Joey laughs sounding similar to my own. Eleanor "Well monster wise things around the world are stable but bad. Villagers left and right have vanishing. And these odd tremors have been coming from the seas." "Woo back already Wolf and you and me got some adventuring to do." My laugh was stopped when all of my wives towered over me giving me the evil eyes. Marceline "Oh no you don't your resigning that contract mister." "Huh... what why!" Isabella "You've been gone for eleven years your kids need a father. No an adventurer."
"I can be both." Growling at me I look to my kids all knowing or looking away "Well you've my beautiful queens have been doing great at keeping them in line too." Laughing my kids start to argue with me but I keep smile. 'Oh its good to be home.'
Third person's View
With the day winding down the fathers wanted to take Finn and Wolf out for a drink. But the mothers and wives weren't having it. Walking down the streets of his still small city the king of the Grasslands can contain his silent tears. Even with his face covered so people don't recognize him he feels the joy in his lands. With his wives taking notice they asked to take him home. Nodding Finn looks over his home in detail. The living room just as spacious as he remembered. The kitchen had been given and extension along the kids rooms. Finn is sad that some of his kids don't live at the Tree Fort.
But he figured that at least a few of them would have stayed the night to hear more of his stories. Walking into his music studio Finn smiles seeing that a few new instruments and pieces of equipment have been added. 'I should probably finish that amalgamation album with the Old Gods.' Calamity pops from within Finn's hair "Finn your wives want to see you. Hawk and I will be downstairs they seem angry." Finn "It must be from my comment about going off adventuring again." Calamity scurried off and Finn's walk upstairs. Pushing open the door and closing it, the whole room is dark. Clicking on the light he gets two eyefuls. Finn sees his wives wearing skimpy but oh so sexy pieces of nightwear's.
All their nightgowns have removed bra cups allowing their breasts and nips to pose on their own. All of them are in very fragrant thongs no doubt the edible kind. Their hairs are in the styles they like the most. Bonnie in her large bun, Isabella's hanging in her face, Marceline puffy and covering half her face, and Eleanor's has hers in two girly pigtails. Finn gulps feeling his old friend rise wanting to accept his own welcome home. Finn "Mrs., Mrs., Mrs., and Mrs. Mertin you are all trying to seduce me." Bonnie smirks and crawls to where Finn is standing at the front of the bed. Poking his crotch with a lone finger Bonnie smiles seductively to him. Bonnie "Oh Mr. Mertin we're going to do much more then seduce you."
Crawling back Bonnie's ass is on full display the thong not covering or hindering anything from seeing how wet she is. Getting back to her pillow Bonnie wiggles her ass some more. And his sweet wives strike a pose. Marceline and Isabella are on the ends of this pose their legs pointed upward. And their pussy's pointed to Bonnie and Eleanor in the middle of the pose. Both have their ass's facing Finn. Finn "I so am not going to leave this house tomorrow." Eleanor "Who said we were going to let you. You have a lot of aggression to fuck out of us Finn. And yes honey we did miss you. So welcome home."
Finn smiles ear-to-ear "Best welcome back ever. My beautiful wives do you know what time it is..." All still in their posses the give their husband a confused 'what' face. Finn "It's wife pounding time!" In a snap Finn Soul tap away his clothes and leap onto the bed. By Glob did he miss this feeling. Finn turns to the readers "But you'll have to read it in the next chapter sorry!"
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