Author's Note;
Smiles; Sup everyone hope you're excited as I am.
Jester; If you all haven't seen yet Smiles and Riderman09 have made a collaborative fic cover art by me. So yeah if you all want to check it out... um what's the name of your fic?
Smiles; It's called How do I Shake my Wand. And yes it a lemon filled Fairly odd parents AU. And yes I know we have a FOP fight up right now. But our FNAF fic has three more chapters until it's done. So I thought I'd pop this one for now.
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Smiles; Yeah just whatever get reading! WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL IN MY ROOM!
Joey's View
I look at my sis's then at my bro's as we sit in aunt Milly's living room. I look at momma E she didn't let me bring my Cleaver with me. All she let me bring was my game sphere. "Momma E why are we here? Dad said he was going to show me how to use Sawtooth when he came home. And why was Momma M crying back home?" I had gone into the kitchen to get a juice pack and when I came back. Momma M was crying and dad teleported her away. Then Momma Isa and Momma E told me to get my travel baggy. Soon we're with Grandpa and Grandma M. But both of them didn't answered why my bros and sis's and me had to come to their home. Sis E grabs me and sits me on her lap. She puts her chin into my Mohawk and sniffles a little. "Sis why are you crying? What's going on did that fox guy hurt?" Sis E "Joey bad people they... the bad guys in black armor killed Grandma L..." As sis holds me I look to bro's B and J. "No grandma L was like momma M... Sniff Why did they do that?! Grandma L was so nice!" Feeling Sis E holds me I turn as Momma E pulls me into a hug. My eyes hurt as I cry Momma E starts to cry to as she hugs me. 'I don't like this feeling dad... I don't like this hurt.'
Hunson's View
I sigh sitting with the vampire lords and ladies. All of them angered at the death of my wife. Vampire lord of the south "Lord Hunson we must send our armies into the UOK. A show of force and attack will drive these heartless creatures from all our lands. And avenge our lady Liliana's death." "I spoke to Marceline just a few moments ago. She wishes for all vampires to remain on the isles. If anything we're to happen she wishes for Madeline to take the thrown or pass it to another." Lady Lurpo "But that's not right. We know the Grass kin are truly strong warriors from their training by King Finn. But these creatures have killed even the Grass kin. We must send our support we can't lose her too Lord Hunson." "I KNOW THAT! But Marceline refuses for me to go to her. She thought when she was younger that she lost both her mother and myself. Now that she has truly lost her mother she's forbidden me from aiding her. She wants me to help Finn be there for her children. She lost a son, a mother, and nearly two more of her family to this Shifter. And his allies... In her mind she must face this challenge along side her sister wives. Finn isn't with her she's gone to great measures to make sure he isn't there. They all want Finn to live they don't wish to see him die again..." Lord of the west "So we are to wait then?" I nod, as all in the room faces turn grim none wanting to stand aside as my daughter fights this battle alone. And neither do I but she's so much like her mother... That both know I can't do anything but listen to their gentle singing voices.
Third person's View
As the three family members stood in watch the Grass kin let not one Unic gain cover. Three Grass kin lords channel their energies to unleash large roots that are thrashing and tearing through the Unics cover. Several Kin throw leaf shiruken that on hitting morph and send several torn bards into whatever they hit. Franko stands by his daughter and her sister wife as all three wait. The Grass kin asked specifically for them to wait for them to give the all clear. Marceline knew the Kin where only asking because of how they feel. Twice now they family they swore to protect has come under harm. Though Finn doesn't blames those he works besides. The Kin see it as shameful that the king that trained them so grateful and often gives them praise has to suffer so.
Numerous of the Grass kin have seen the anger and sorrow that is now sprawled across their kings face. And it is all because of the black armor clad Unics. They only want chaos and to see that the legacy of their king go down as nothing but a failure to the world. Lady Surio after hearing of the death of Lady Liliana seconded the order given by Finn. No mercy and no hesitation. A group of eight Kin interlock their arms and begin to channel their energy through one another. Slowly a gale turns into a wall of grass the spirals into the air. The grass soon comes down into a massive four armed, two legged creature. With a mouth that could be closely related to a piranha. Controlling the creature as one the Kin march it forward from its wrists are long straight perturbing grass blades. As the creature advances the Unics focus their fire. Doing everything they can to kill the creature.
But the tough steel like grass is strong enough to handle most of their firepower. The creature making progress cuts, cleaves, and even swats Unics right off the ground. Often in several or two pieces causing the ground to become soggy with guts and mud. As the Grass kin advance the Unics return with a mounted division. Flanking from the right several squads of hover bike Unics armed with flame throwers and rocker launchers counter attack. Franko seeing this sprints away from Marceline and his daughter. Lifting his axe from the holster on his back the Huntsman leaps and slams his axe head into the ground. To the Unics surprise several large groups of mushrooms erupt and grow to the sizes of trees. The Unics cut off as they only managed to attack some of the Kin circle to the sides. Divided into two groups the Unics are surprised yet again seeing both sister wives now joining the battle. Isabella in her wolf form and Marceline in giant vampire bat form swats through the line of Unics with claws at sharpened points. Before the Unics can attack back Isabella uses her spear crossbow to impale and shot several magic arrows into the Unics. Several of the Unics throw up or feel something move in them. The arrows heads are an insect parasite that eats their way out of whatever organic object they hit. And within several seconds of being hit the Unics now screaming in pain they. Some of them confused on why their allies are screaming. With each incest eating as much as they can they then burst inside the Unics. Some burst from arms other burst from necks or stomachs. The insects the size of half a bird the four pincers toothed parasite beetles hover only to turn to Isabella. Who starts to play from a bronze flute.
The beetles swarm Isabella but not to harm her but enticed by her notes. Listening to her every note the beetles now swarm the Unics. Pincers and sharp appendages once more burrow into the Unics flesh. Shredding into their armor joints the beetles chew away at the exposed flesh of the Unics. Screams and cries of pain surround Isabella in an almost twisted carnage of pain to music. Marceline cleaving her axe from left to right stop as several mounted Unics charge her. Marceline not fazed she simply holds her ground well hover over where she is. As the Unics approach the blood-dripping axe of the vampire queen she takes a big swing taking three heads in that single strike. Several Unics mount back onto their bikes charging Marceline for retribution. As they charge Marceline becomes a black wisp flying past them faster then they can track. Blood spilling across the ground the Unics stop as they notice something else. Several stands of the queen's hair are holding black dripping bags. The bags no bigger then a man's first but the oddest thing is that they're all pulsing slightly. The Unics look themselves over to find holes punched into their chest.
All where their hearts should have been. Marceline "It's only fair I rip out what all of your ripped out of me." The Unics begin to choke and seconds later fall over or slump onto the handles of their bikes. Marceline throws the bags away disgust etched across her face. But the burning pain and rage all still real inside of her. Floating on Marceline and Isabella once more regrouping with Franko and the three march towards the strongholds trashed entrance. Franko creates a magic shield with his axe as a mirage of colors bellows right to them. Before Franko can do anything a large Unic comes tackling him backwards and down a side railing in the strong hold. Isabella and Marceline turn as several Grass kin fly past them. All dripping with blood and the old ink like colors. Looking both are shocked to see a High guard elf with neon pink and orange hair standing before them all. Elf "Hello everybody! The names Macko the creative wacko! And I'll be honest TV doesn't do you ladies justice I mean damn. King Finn must be plowing you two every chance he gets and I right guys?"
Isabella growls not liking this guys sense of humor. Isabella "I hate crude men like you. No class and least of all you spurt out garbage from your mouths for everyone to hear. And our sex life is none of your business." Blowing a few notes into the flute the swarm of beetle charge at the Elf. But the hybrid makes a fist aimed right at the swarm to have a slurry of ink jet on the beetles. Slowly the beetles screech in agony as the ink slowly eats away at the exoskeletons. All seeing this raise their guard as Macko rolls up his sleeves. Marceline gages as she sees the multi colored boils along the elf's forearms. Each with a thick vein traveling to then connect at the top of his hand. Where an opening is exposed to release the ink. Macko "Sorry bug queen but its not fair playing with some many against one. In fact lets even things out." Macko inhales causing the boils shine and wiggle on exhaling several bubbles leave his mouth. Each bubble travels to a Grass kin who instantly swing at the bubbles.
But the bubble pop causing an alternate color of that Grass kin to pop out from within. Caught off guard several Grass kin retreat before they receive mortal wounds. The Kin's colorful doubles force them back by duplicating their weapons. On seeing this Isabella casts several of her magic arrows from her spear bow. Each bolt exploding on hitting a double splattering the floor with the colorful goop. Macko starts laughing like a child as he once again looks at his opponents. Macko "You may have magic but I have creativity at my side." Sending another string of ink into the floor Macko causes the once killed doubles to reform but this time with extra arms. Some even sporting horns on their heads. Before Isabella can do anything Macko covers her in his ink. Incased in the disgusting goo Isabella tries to claw free only for Macko to laugh really hard. Macko "You should see your face you all like 'Ugh this is nasty'." Macko's laughter is cut short when Marceline clocks him upside the head with her axe. Following the hit with her clawed hand sinking into his stomach. Pulling her hand free Marceline follows with a spin kick she saw Finn use once right into the elf's face.
Hitting the ground hard Macko's neck is bent backwards and has a large divot over his ear. As his wounds oozes with various colors Macko stands and touches his neck. Macko "So that's why my aunt said my ass looked nice. Oh and nice kick vampire queen I have to say your really gave me the boot. But you're fighting a son of death and this is far from over." Macko takes hold of his head turning it back to facing the front. And every so slowly his colorful goop repairs his skin. Isabella breaks free once again side by side with her sister. Isabella "Wait you're a son? The why are you helping the Shifter he's doing nothing but causing chaos." Macko giggles "Well its cause he gave me a host and plus I like the freedom. Sure for now I have to listen to him but its only until he finishes his plan. Then I'll be free to create and have fun! So now dear queenies lets have some colorful fun!" With that Macko creates a baseball bat and charges at the two. Marceline clashes weapons with the crazed son who continues to talk with a smile on his face.
Macko "You know what your problem is vampire queen? You've got to much ink in your face." With that Macko spits a slurry of his ink right into Marceline's face. Disgusted and blinded Marceline retreats allowing Isabella to take the charge. With claws and fangs bared the she growls in anger at the son. Macko "Easy girl want a nice doggy treat or how about a Scooby snack?" Isabella not amused and offended by what the son offered snarls and tackles him into the wall. Sinking her claws into the sons neck Macko yelps. But smiles to morph his entire body into a large blob of colors. The blob pulls then morph into a giant fist punching Isabella back. Only to once again incased in a colorful oozing tomb. Clawing into the mess Macko laughs as he reforms and pats himself on the back. Soon both queens are back on their feet glaring at him with eyes glowing with their tap energy. Macko makes a fake martial artist noise and takes a pose. Macko "I must warn you I have been trained to be the most annoying person alive. Bring it on!"
Down one floor Franko is going toe to toe with the heavy armored Unic. The large Unic to Franko's surprise has been switching from one weapon to another. The Huntsmen spins his axe bashing the side of the Unic's head. As the Unic staggers it takes a wide swing to get Franko to back off. Not falling for the distraction Franko returns by butting the axing head into the Unic's mask. Stumbling back the large Unic tries to raise a pistol blaster a split seconds later see his hand on the ground. Before the Unic and go for his other Franko slashes across the Unic's chest with a flurry of attacks. As the Unics blood splatters in every direction the Unic remains standing heavy breathing can be heard behind his mask. Following the attacks the Unic's out of desperation tries to stab Franko with a dagger form his waist. Only the Huntsmen grabs the Unic by the wrist staring at him for the pathetic attack. Flipping his axe Franko runs the axe's shaft through the Unic's sternum. Mumbling his last words Franko pulls his axe free and with a flick it cleans of blood. Jogging back upstairs to meet up with his daughter and her sister.
Franko leaves the dead Unic but what he doesn't see is a large glob of purple ink sliding into Unic's chest. Franko finds the Grass kin being pushing back to the entrance by their odd multi colored doubles. What's giving the doubles their edge is their speed and sporadic behavior. Even the Grass kin counter measures approving ineffective against their colored doubles. Franko "Are you ready?" Axe "As I always am my huntsmen." Franko pours some of his magic into his axe letting it hover on its own. Soon his axe spins like a buzz saw to fling itself at all the doubles. Each double has its head cleaved down the middle or receive a stunning wound along its back. With them once again trying to repair the damage the Kin take their chance. Throwing energy fused seeds at the double the Kin take cover as the seeds spit out odd gas. One Kin throws a shuriken to make it skid across the floor. As it sparks the gas which igniting all the doubles in a storm of orange and purple sweet smelling flames.
As one Kin takes cover behind Franko's magic shield Franko is amazed at what they created. Franko "You kin really created magic beans?" Grass kin lord "Yes lady Surio asked us for ideas on ways to honor each of our queens. The four magic bean types each have a trait relating to our queens." Franko nods to see his daughter fly and land hard on the ground beyond the flames. Marceline ducks as Macko now morph elongated tongue takes a whack at her. Macko smirks "I wonder how vampire side boob tastes?" Before Macko can get his answer Marceline ducks and shreds his tongue with her claws. Macko retreats the rest clasping his hand over his mouth. Marceline smirks as the Son finally shut up and isn't making a lewd comment at them. After awhile he sticks his tongue back out normal as any other tongue. Macko "Damn touchy about that weren't you?" Marceline "Get out of our way kid we want the Shifter. He's got to be stopped."
Macko "Can't do that I own him. Plus he left like the moment you all started to fight the Unics. Guy doesn't care about watching he just likes to see the results and boy does he have them now. Oh looks like they finished off the doubles. Some more fun for me!" As Franko and the Kin come to their queens aid Macko starts to laugh. Macko "Hey axe man ready for round two with your fave Unic?" Before Franko can answer a deformed arm grasps him from behind and throws him into several of the Kin. The arm starts swatting back and forth at the Kin some being bash off their feet. While others duck and evade serious harm. All now seeing the large Unic one arm overwhelming hanging from its side. The deformed arm with purple and gray growths to look like muscles. And its chest bulging out from its armor also is oozing with purple ink from its eyes. The large lumbering mess of ink grunts unnaturally to charge at his opponents. Before the two queens can help Macko ensnares them both with ink. Pulling then throws them both through a wall into another room. Macko "Hey big guy keep them busy ok? I've got to at least kill one of this hot Milf's before I split."
The large mass of ink grunts back at the elf to then curl its arm and charges with in. Aided by a Kin Franko manages to get out of the way as the deformed Unic bashes into a wall. Grass lord "Sir Franko the creature is a distraction we will cut it off. But you must take a few and help our queens." Franko nods feeling the hit from before may have injured him too much. Franko "No you all must go he wants a few to head his way. I can feel my injuries they will only slow me down. Go help my daughter and her sister I will buy time. The creature is controlled by the ink cut the connection and this will end." The Grass lord nods sending hand signals to three squads to move. The Grass lord lifts Franko to his feet and the two along with a two squads of Kin stand ready.
With beans in hand the Grass lord gave the order. As the creature pushed the pieces of wall from its path it positions itself to charge again. Throwing the beams onto the ground at its feet the creature is caught off guard as to what the beam have done. The beans are melted into black tar trapping and snaring the creatures footing with black vine like tentacles. Franko "Ah an nod to Marceline I see. Good we must hit it with everything we have." The Kin showing the creature with shuriken with explode into grass vines all barely slowing it as it struggles more. Struggling against its capture the creature groans and violently thrashes in the space it's confined to. Franko channels his magic to slam his axe into the ground. The green glow of his magic causes roots to take shape and erupt from the ground. In a mass of twisting bark the roots push the creature back entombing it in thick bark as in groans and shakes to get free. But the roots are growing to fast and too large. Causing the creator to struggle until the very end.
Grass lord "Well done sir Franko lets return to our queens." Franko with the aid of another Kin races to aid his daughter. On getting to the next room they are startled to see all the Grass kin send to aid the queens we're nothing more then statues frozen in place. All of them solid pieces of color not able to move on smashing a statued Kin free they find that they are dead. Franko and the Kin pressed forward finding that only four Kin we're left to aid the queens. Macko molds a shield stopping Isabella's claws from reaching him. Macko "Man queen green got nothing better to do then growl and claw at me? How about I give you a hand at learning a new trick." Macko's shield warps and as fast as it can snares Isabella before she can back off. Only her right arm gets catch at the bicep. Before she can dig into the ooze a searing pain burns into her fur. Screaming in pain Franko and the Kin charge. Macko "I call it hottie putty. Cause whatever it latches onto burns real hot and clean through. Though it takes a least five of ten minutes depending."
Marceline roars morphing in her tentacle monster form snatches up Macko and repeatedly slams him into the ground. Franko and a Kin touch the ooze only for themselves to be burnt as well. Franko so confused tries to comfort his daughter. Isabella can't focus on him or his words thought all she feels in the burning pain capturing her arm getting worse. One Kin pulls his sword and tells the others to hold her away. The Kin look to one another shocked at what they must do. Franko seeing the Kin tries to stop him but the Grass lords move him away. Holding Isabella the Kin's stretches her arm. Taking aim with his sword the Kin cuts clean through Isabella's arm with one swing. The Kin all become frantic in stopping their queen from bleeding to death. Marceline leaving Macko in a creator floats over to her sister. Panicking in worry of losing another person she loves. Macko a twisted mess of ink and ooze lies face side ways with his limbs all over the place. Marceline "How is she?"
Grass Kin "She's... My queen!" Before Marceline could swing her axe Macko dripping with ink captures her arms with two bubbles. Creating a dome of ink between himself and the Kin Macko looks over Marceline. Macko "I'm not the only one with a little artistic ink in them. So vampire queen what makes you colorful?" Macko rips open Marceline's shirt licking his lips as seeing her rack. Macko sighs, "Damn I now see how king Finn stays so loyal to you ladies. I'd kill to be able to fuck a piece of art like this any day. But for today I must cause it pain." Macko bites his tongue reforming it to a stack. Stabbing it into Marceline chest right over her left tit. Marceline screams in pain, which alone causes her to thrash and kick at Macko. She even slashes across his back with her hair tendril hair strands. Slowly Marceline can't focus her body convulsing beyond her control.
Until finally she starts coughing and spitting up black in. Letting go Macko licks his lips happy he got to at least sample a portion of the vampire queen's rack. The Grass kin breaking past the ink charge Macko who leaps away onto an open walk way. Macko "Oh don't worry she's not dead well not anymore that is. Oh it's so complicated with someone who's already dead but you get the idea. You see that black ink coming out of her? That's her vampire powers! Now she's nothing more then a normal demon ladies and gents well not for long anyway. Oh and queen Marceline nice rack later!" With that Macko runs off leaving the Kin once again to face failure. The failed to show that they can fight the Unics and worse of all two more for the royal family they swore to protect lie injured before them. While another of their families loved one is mildly hurt. One grass kin thinks 'We are failures to our king... we are failures to out queens... and we are failures unfit to hold the honor and trust they have given to us... we are pathetic.'
Smiles; Damn that was some heavy shit.
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