Author's Note;

Smiles; Now you all most be screaming where have we been. Well simply really Jesters job sucks! Also to everyone looking for work don't go to a fast food job unless you plan to stay for six months. Don't make it a career it's not worth it believe me. Also Jester has gotten sick a lot since he started to work where he works. But thankfully he managed to put together these chapters for me to post while he well relaxes and plays video games. So can't tell you how often we will update. But we will try to update us many chapters as we can. And hopefully Jester will be able to fine a new job soon. So lets check out the reviews. GothGod9415 well don't know if there will be a third entry. Also thanks glad someone else likes my wild side too. Attackme well we're ok at best and hope you're doing better friend. Idk thanks friend and well here's to you liking this one when you get here. Ok well I'll see all you horny readers at the end.

Unknown location Privex View

I honestly can't see why C is so indifferent when this woman has been on our tail for some time now. Looking at the eight-foot tall horned ogress you can tell she cares little for what she's wearing. Much like many in there tribes strong doesn't mean just skill. It means showing it in what you wear. She's wearing the pelts of three different creatures. But it's hard to tell seeing as they're sown together. The ogress looks at C as he and Dree stand at the fork in the road. I ask "You do know she's following us right? I mean don't you want to say something or ask her what she wants?" Dree says 'She won't attack she's only a scout. The really group that she's waiting for is at least a mile behind us.' I can see the ogress slowly reaching for the club on her back. C says "If you want to fight me alone I gladly kill you now as a warning to others that are coming kill me. But if you want to live then keep your hand off your weapon."

C glares at her from over his shoulder. The ogresses aren't one to show fear but her eyes says she's won't show weakness even if she knows he can kill her. C turns to walk down the left path of the fork but the ogress keeps a few steps behind us. As we continue to walk I watch the ogress mostly as she's staying between seven and nine feet behind us. But why would a group of them want C? They don't hunt so far from the western wastes for trophies. An ogress lives for fighting hell they get drunk to see how many people they can get into a fight with. But she's not drunk and being way to cautious with each move she makes. As we continue to walk a Cyclops is dragging a bag with him. Hearing the clanging it's clear he just finished salvaging from somewhere. No doubt a small battle or territory fight happens a lot here in the wastelands.

As the Cyclops looks up his squints his eye before it bulges. His shock has him shaking and unable to talk. Screaming he frantically pulls his bag as he runs away from us. Dree says 'Looks like our reputation has grown a bit. Perhaps killing that minor lord has given pause to make more focus on us.' C says, "Doesn't matter who comes after us we can't turn back. Our only way back is forward. Plus I can't face them if I don't at least show I tried to right my wrongs. But that minor lords words hold weight still many will become afraid of us and many more will look to use or attack us." As we continue the ogress follows still even getting into a small salvaging town the people give C a wide birth. C turns his attention to a bar no doubt going to get some food.

Stepping in I can see the same Cyclops from before but he's talking with people across the whole bar. As C walks to the counter he drops a few coins asking "Three bags of rice." Before the counter owner can move a brute of a boar head throws a punch at C. But he doesn't move he grabs the boars hand and snaps it like a small branch. As the boar screams Dree uses her tail to slap him across the bar room. The boar landing in a heap against the wall clutching his face. The counter worker looks at the boar to then back a C. Counter work says, "Well at least you didn't break anything." Dropping three half pounds of rice C takes them and tucks them under his cloak. Leaving the town with little thing else I surprised the ogress didn't continue to follow us from when we left the bar. She seemed to be looking for something the moment we left and started back on the road.

However we stop as a goblin stands in the pathway. The pathway being a medium size bridge going across two short hills. The muddy river under us showing that some rain might have happened somewhere up stream. The goblin snarls to say "You got some guts walking around these lands like you own the damn places. But my master wants your dead and from how you killed all those others I think he's right. So punk you ready to be mounted on a nice platter?" Not answering C takes out one of his cigars and lights it. The goblin snarls louder to pull a large spring gauge crossbow from his back. Firing right away Dree morphs into a semi oval shield as C exhales a plump of mint smelling smoke. As the arrows bounce off Dree with ease C springs into his counter attack.

The forming hilt turns into a single edged broadsword. The goblin quickly pulls at the bottom of his crossbow to fire explosive mini canon balls. Dree however simply slaps them away with her tail taking the shape of a paddle. As they get close the canon balls explosions ripple and shake the bridge. To the point I see some of its steel wires snap and whip of somewhere. As another canon flies at them C jumps into the air and barely avoids the shockwave throwing him off the bridge. Kicking off one of the large supports the goblin tries to franticly reload his weapon. The goblin taints C by saying he was stupid to jump and make himself a target. But as C drops down still deflecting the goblins arrows. C counters another arrow to saying "I only wanted to see how flexible you were in this small fight. And to see what the limitations for your weapons." In an instant the goblins mouth is hanging open as C's sword stretches between them.

Stabbed right between his eyes the goblin is left shaking and bleeding from his wound. With a small nudge C's sword return to its small hilt form. Leaving the goblin to drop face first to the cracked bridge. Dree says 'Such a pathetic foe at least the bandits and raiders have numbers to prove a mild challenge for us to use some of our skills.' As we move to leave a large form drops from on top of the bridges large cross beams. Looking closer I see that it's a hobgoblin as most goblins grow and age so do their titles. And clearly this one is out to try and kill C too. Dree says 'Perfect this one might have a little more meat to cut away at.' Exhaling another puff of smoke my eyes go wide as the hobgoblin grins to reach behind him. Pulling free a damn miniature boar tube. Boar tubes are like canons but the explosions they cause when fired creates a blast as big as five canon balls combined.

I say "A boar tube... A DAMN BOAR TUBE IN A FUCKING BACKPACK!" The hob fires but Dree and C stand still even as I scream a warning. But as if on pure reflect C snaps forward splitting the copper cone ammunition in two. They then jump up with Dree morphing her tail to pull them onto one the bridges larger cords. As the explosion goes off the bridge crumbles and starts falling apart. I frantically look through the smoke only to find Dree and C standing on top of one of the bridges large cross beams. I ask, "Are you two crazy you scared me silly." Dree says 'End your whining little fly or I'll snap your wings. That large goblin clearly wasn't like the other. And from how quickly he has fled it's clear that this Pazuzu has grown cautious with us. To the point he now is probing us with ambush tactics.'

C says, "Killing the first two weren't a problem the two lumbering fools kill in the same areas and hardly venture far. The real problem was solving how to weaken then enough to kill them. One feared water while the other feared the only prey to escape him. But this Pazuzu as we know nothing about them but rumors. And one rumor has been confirmed the goblins serve him and are very skilled in explosive weapons." I gulp not liking this one bit. Goblins are two things if not dangerous in a pack. But a large organized army of goblins sure as the great impacted can't be good. This monster that C and Dree is after is one of many others they are after. But my only worry is what kind of plan does this Pazuzu has to stop them?

Marcy's View

I sigh after talking with a few lost souls in Grims realm they didn't have anyway of find the Shifter either. Or on that cunt of an elf that's helping him messing with the world and my family. Bandit princess info on the other princesses that want my husbands dong is also still fresh on my mind. With that added fact that she's still kind of walking funny. Has me guessing other princess want the same pleasure as she tries to also hide her mumbling of her sex with him. Two of the princesses can be considers queens since they were once married but had their falling-outs. But fuck to hear that all these princesses have a bone to pick with the others and me cause we hogged Finn isn't fair. Sure we had him on a tight leash but that didn't stop him from talking to them. Fuck I'm actually hearing this now makes me think that him talking to them. While they saw his wedding ring must have pissed them off even more.

I look to Bandit princess to ask "Ok so the Shifter had all these other princesses in line to take Bonnies place to screw with Finn. But why did he pick you?" Bandit princess grips her forearm to say "We ogress don't come from OOO you know. So we have no loyalty to any kingdom or people. My mom fought Finn once and I saw him fight her. When she last the others heard from me how she lost. My mother however flaunted her lose saying that the last man of an entire species has more balls them any other man in OOO. While the others in our small tribe sold their muscles for kingdoms I did what I wanted as you know. Stealing was natural for me cause I'm small and quick. Most ogresses are large towering at most seven plus feet. So me being around your height is rare." I look at her reminding her that her horns add to her height.

Bandit princess pouts to continue saying "So I stole and took as much as I could take. And well eventually I crossed Finn myself and that high of him beating me is what my kind lives for. Feeling our adrenaline pumping us into our fighting lust 'sexual growl'. I've had wet panties for long nights after he kicked my ass. The high of me stealing twenty pounds of gold and silver hasn't come close to that orgasmic bliss he caused me to sleep with. So when that odd bastard knocked and told me he wanted me to screw Finn into being angry I said yes. Cause I heard angry sex is the best kind... But after feeling the passion that night I couldn't slip the drug into Finns system. So I let him fuck me to sleep and well I came clean... Finn's your man Marceline but this is a real fact that some of those other ladies are going to claw at Finns resolve every chance they get. And one of them is going to get something over on him. And once he cheats the guilt will eat at him and he'll leave."

I growl for a moment hating that some cunt would try that on Finn but that this cunt was right too! Finn has a lot of female friends in royal positions. Some didn't grow up with him and already had established families or relationships. But the ones that didn't are the ones that now are on my list. And I have to find away to beat them back or risk them dropping their panties and causing Finn to make the blood from his head go south. I exhaled to asked her "So besides you whole else knows about your would be affair to Finn?" Bandit princess says "Maja the sky witch is my contact so she knows what the Shifters plans are for when he knows Finn is distracted. I don't know what she's dong but Maja well she also hates Huntress for getting in her way... to get to Finn."

I look to her as she goes onto explain, "Back when Finn was young lets say a year before he dated Flame queen. Maja wanted to get back at Huntress for junking her plans to take over Wiz city. As you know Maja is very powerful in magic. The only other person who knows as much about magic is Ice King and his wife. So Maja wanted the knowledge but Huntress got in the way by supporting the council idea with Grand Wizard. Maja thought of using Finn by tricking him with a cursed magical item. I don't know the details but Maja lost and Huntress exposed her and got Finn free from the item. Maja resents Huntress because she had Finn's loyalty worked deep into him. And you know how much compassion Finn puts into those he's loyal too. Maja is immortal and by far a witch few can ever context with. But she's kept a low profile after trying to trick Finn. Either she hates that Finn married his old flame the very old flame that Maja still wants to throttle. Or she's like me and a good amount of other women... who envy what you have... And the person you all will literally spend eternity with you."

I look at the wannabe home wreck still chewing things over. The list of powerful women after my mans balls has a lot of names. But Maja the sky witch was never someone that crossed my mind. What did Finn do to earn her affection? As we continue to walk I groan to say, "This isn't going to work out... Bonnie is the one that can handle drama and politics like this not me. If Finn wasn't such a kind guy and showed trust to everyone on some level. Then I'd cunt punt everyone you just told me. Including you for sleeping with my husband and being apart of this plan!... But I'm sidelined without my vampire powers... So I have to decide and talk to my sisters about what Finn has to do to calm these cock hungry bitches. Before they do something that they and we can't ever come back from. This war has stirred up so much shit and now everyone with a bone to pick wants to take a jab at my family... All Finn wanted was to simply comeback to us. And yet he's been forced away an worse his hope that war wouldn't take the world has been ruined... I'm not like I was before I married Finn...

"I was carefree wanting to be the fun mom. But the more Finn gave it was clear he was the fun parent and we couldn't believe how much he gave. I hated that he had to leave our kids and us. And worse I know he has nightmares about what he did to get back to us. He murmurs in his sleep... Ele noticed too she told me he groaned about losing civilians. I heard him talk about destroy a city cause he followed orders... Finn is lost and he wants to be left alone with his family. Yet our world has been turned upside down and Finn has to face it all. This world loves him but it's also failing to help him. While people from all over watches or sees first hand how horrible war is. Simon after the mushroom war wasn't the same either and I doubt anyone that survives will return the same either."

Bandit princess stops next to me as we finally reach the portal back to UOK. Bandit princess says, "I read in an old book about a soldier saying any war looks pointless when political and greed is behind it. I wonder what the history readers will say when they read that a demented dimensional being created this war just so they could see one man suffer?" I clenched my fist to say, "Finn won't die and even if later people look at this as if it was his fault. They can't say he didn't warn people or try to prevent this." Walking through the portal I turn to see the three Grass Kin waiting for me. One Grass Kin says "My lady news from the front is divisive right now do you wish to hear what we know?" I nod as the Grass Kin tells me about the fighting at the Gates to the elves empire. And that the appearance of several Meta beings in the battle for the Unics as well. But Conor hasn't been spotted nor Fox. The Republic has ended the rioting rebels and is holding prisoners for Colony to interrogate for information.

We stop as a truck roared right at us. Along it was the current second captain of the Enforcers. Captain Loop says "Ma'am thank Glob you're alright we have a new situation in UOK that needs you attention along with the other leaderships." My face drops at hearing what he says and we accompany him to the UOK high council senate. Just like before the council of UOK is comprised of the elements that make up OOO. Those elements being Fire, Ice, Slime, and Candy for thousands of years each element has affected a generation of history. And has been reincarnated time and time again. These four are UOK neutral party they only side with law and order not with anyone group or person. Not even the kingdoms that hold their own people have sway over their judgment. Finn was even punished thanks to him getting drunk one year thanks to Eleanors dad. Looking around every current ruling leadership has been summoned.

The Councilor of Ice speaks from behind his hooded face saying "Everyone as you have been told the Wildberry territory has gone feral." The murmurs and looks told everyone that they were still unclear about what has happened. A Grass Kin elite steps forward to show a series of horrifying pictures as well as a short video. I can see to the side Breakfast princess and her sisters Strudel and Toast princess crying into their hands.

The Grass Kin says, "Three hours ago feral Berry people stormed the Breakfast territory and began eating the citizens. A scout team along with myself killed several to save the princess and as many as we could. With aid from the Grid territory we have managed to create a barrier to repel their advance to neighboring territories. But the barrier will not last forever and King Finn has gone to aid the war with the Shifter." Water King Joey asks, "Has the Berry queen gone mad why hasn't she done anything or contacted anyone?" The Grass Kin says, "We believe she was tainted by the Goo plague. Some how someone infected the Berry territories water supply. And killing a few feral Berry folk has proven their blood to be mildly acidic. But not only them the Goblin, skeleton, and Slime territories have been infected as well in differencing degrees."

More gasps and stiff looks filled the room as the Grass kin asserts that the territories picked seemed to be for strategic means. Each territory being at the edge of mid region of UOK territories. The center kingdoms being the focus of the attacks after gaining more infected. As the Grass kin tells of the territories already lost I feel a pit open in my stomach. Embryo, Peanut, Mini animals slash Animal persons, Elbow, and Elderly Territories have been infected, attacked, or lost all together. With scattered survivors getting picked up. Or aided by Grass kin or Enforcers as quickly as they can mobilize to find those lucky but unfortunate few. The Enforcers have been mobilized in full to create forward sites to aid and reroute travel.

The Slime Councilor says, "It breaks my slimy core to hear of the lost of my kind but UOK needs us to be strong. We called this emergency meeting to not only let you all know of these events. But to also ask those with private militias to lend them to aid in this new fight." Frozen Yogurt crosses her arms to argue, "If we do then it will diminish our own territories protection. My territory along with Lizard territory is within the sands region close to Breakfast territory. With Breakfast territory lost my territory will be ask to take on more production of food stuff. If we let security lazy UOK could starve." The murmurs and nods of agreement are only added more as the Grass elite points out each territories that have been attacked placed key parts in the balance of UOK food, clothing, or education. I agree with her knowing she's also after my mans dick. But if her territory is attacked next people could starve faster then we can provide them shelter. I get the feeling that allies to the Shifter could be behind this new strategy.

Slowly the shouting matches began with small personal jabs at one another thrown in. But my eyes are glue on the leaders I know who have some pretty nasty and tough fighters. Finn made sure that we learned to know about the friendships he formed with each territory. And like some sick twist of faith nearly all of them are the ladies who Bandit princess told me want to get freaky with Finn. The Councilor of Fire yells for attention as the arguing dies down but the glares don't. The Fire Councilor says "I know this isn't a time to move forces from particular locations. Safely for all of UOK comes first. Lady Marceline we ask if you are willing to allow the Grass Kin to work with the Enforcers to secure more routes. As well as to ask if the Vampire isles can send any aid at this time." I nod as the Councilors go over where the main focus of the patrols and situation centers for any survivors will be.

As the meeting ends I tell a Grass kin to ask for certain royals to meet with me to talk. In a side room now is Frozen Yogurt princess, Breakfast princess, Engagement Ring princess, Jungle princess, Lizard princess, and Pillow princess. The years have affected them differently along with those changes are their overall look and method to try to get Finns attention. I exhale as Breakfast princess asks why I asked them to meet me? I say "Well I know about fuck... Ok look I know you all want Finn and not just a one-night stand either I know you all haven't moved on from your past relationships with him. So I'm here to make a formal agreement to talk about a deal for later." Engagement blushes along with Breakfast and Pillow princess while Frozen Yogurt scuffs. She says, "As if this is you covering UOK ass and saying you'll talk to us later which won't happen." I say, "I know about a certain picture you have of Finn Frozen and what you talk to it about." Frozen blushes jumping up to glare at me asking how I know?

I answer "I have a contact that told me the Shifter was going to use one of you to take one of my sister wives as an imposter. And break up my family from the inside to make Finn irrational by having to deal with family drama and this war. While also apparently dealing with the side shit here. So let's get this straight Finn will know about how you all feel and how my sister wives and me feel. So I'll be sending squads of Grass kin elites to keep your territories safe until these feral freaks are dealt with. But I want you all to remember this deal is so that none of you try and guilt fuck Finn into some public drama shit. Finn just wants to retire and collect himself after the ordeal he went through of being reincarnated. So keep your mouths shut, you cunts in your panties, and with luck... and some talking Finn will think things over." Pillow princess sitting with her neutral expressions says, "We understand Marceline and we'll wait until later to talk more about this." Leaving the room to them I head to the Tree fort to sleep and take my mind off what still has to be done. I still have to talk with the Sky witch and maybe Bandit will get lucky and find her fast. But first I want to just wrap myself in the bedspread and make Finns scent drift me to sleep.

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