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Cartman in Counseling Part 3
(Meanwhile, at Kenny's house, Stuart and Carol are taking off Kenny's parka. Kenny is moaning and crying as they take his parka off, especially if anyone presses the bruises on his arms.)
Kenny: (morning and crying) Ow! Wah!
Kenny's mom: It's okay, Kenny. You're almost out of this parka! (pulls Kenny's arm away from another sleeve) Good boy.
(And no, Kenny isn't ripped apart or anything like that. His arms are just moved out of those sleeves, that's all.)
Kenny's dad: Alright Kenny! Woohoo! You did it!
Kenny: (moans) Uh, thanks mommy and daddy. Do I get a (cough) prize?
Kenny's mom: Yes, you get this comfy blanket. It's from the dollar store and was only five bucks.
(Kenny is on his bed, with his parka off, as Karen makes him some canned vegetable soup. She heats it up in a mug, in the microwave for about thirty seconds. She takes out a spoon and walks towards Kenny's room.)
Karen: So Cartman made you feel all yucky again.
Kenny: Yeah. (coughs and sniffles) He sure (cough) did.
Karen: That's why I made you some soup. It's cooled down now, so it won't burn your mouth.
Kenny: (coughs) Thank you Karen (sniffles).
(Kenny's arms hurt too much. Although Kenny can still use his arms, they feel weak and hurt. For this reason, Kenny currently cannot do many tasks, like feeding himself, writing, or doing his parka. Thankfully, Karen feeds him his soup by spoon.)
Karen: Open wide, Kenny! Say ah! (lifts spoon towards Kenny's mouth)
Kenny (opens mouth) Ah. (chews and swallows soup)
Karen: Good job, Kenny. You're the best big brother I could have.
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(Meanwhile, at the nuthouse Cartman is in, Cartman is taking group therapy with other kids and a group therapist. He and the therapist are playing a card game about feelings.)
Therapist (reading words on her current game card) So, your best friend accidentally breaks your favorite video game. How should you react?
Cartman (raises hand) By hitting them with a mallet! Or just buy that game again.
Therapist: Uh, sorry, fat boy. By being kind to them and knowing they accidentally lost your game. You forgive them.
Cartman: Shut up, ya ugly-
Therapist: Next card. So you're at the doctors office and have to get vaccines. How should you-
(Cartman cringes, having a "Shots!!!" flashback about the doctors office, and then starts yelling "NO!!" and begins squealing like a pig again. Cartman also runs on all fours to his bedroom, tearing off his bedsheets and punching his mattress to vent his stress.)
Therapist: Oh no, here we go again! Cartman? CARTMAN?!
Cartman (squealing like a pig) SHUT UP, bitch! That card game is for babies!