Okay, here's a new chapter.

First I'm going to answer some reviews:

ajpa: The fourth is Assassin.

biofan09: Assassin is the assassin from Fate/Strange Fake... she modified her body to use the noble phantasms of the Hassan except her rival, the hundred face Hassan of Fate/Zero... she never gained the title of Hassan-I-Sabbah though.

SkyCaptain502: I said it was inspired by In Flight, I never said it would have even remotely the same feel as it.

serialkeller: If anyone wants to do a version of this with Lemons then I say they're free to do so, but I myself don't write them anymore.

Yinko: the problem with that is that it would get really old really fast, so it's better to have a bit of progression.

Anyway... that's all for now so let's get on with the short show.

Sahashi Yukari was excited.

That much was not in question, honestly she had never expected to find out she had a second big brother that had apparently died in a fire years ago.

The fact that he turned out at an airport one day and had caused an equipment malfunction purely due to being who he was was the only reason they ever found out in the first place didn't really matter to her.

She had a second big brother… who apparently had a girlfriend!

She wanted to see what sort of girl her other big brother was interested in, she suspected that he would like big breasts, most men did after all.

"Uh… Yukari… what are you doing?" she was brought out of her thoughts by the brother she grew up with, Minato, the boy with zero confidence.

Then she realized she had started to grope the air while thinking of how big the breasts of her other brothers girlfriend were.

"Just thinking about our new Onii-chan's girlfriend," she admitted with a grin before noting the way Minato was backing away from her uncertainly.

"Yukari, cut it out," she froze at the sharp call from her mother before going back to waiting quietly and sitting on her hands so they didn't wander again.

Eventually though, there was a knock on the door and her mother got up and headed to the entrance.

She felt her blood pumping as she prepared herself to meet her brother for the first time since she could remember.

"Hello Sahashi-san, it's nice to see you again," a voice called out from the door, clearly her new brothers if she was right.

"Shirou… what have I said about calling me that?" her mother sounded slightly exasperated upon asking that question, "AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

She shot up upon hearing her mother's cry and rushed to the front door with her brother to see what she had reacted so strongly to.

And when she saw it, her jaw hit the ground as she came face to groin with the largest man she had ever seen.

Seriously, this guy was definitely somewhere about eight feet tall… but beyond that there was the fact that he was built like a nuclear bunker with bulging muscles making him so large he had to crouch and enter the door sideways just to fit.

"Berserker, he's my bodyguard," a girl with snow white hair stated with a pleased grin on her face, "go on Berserker, say hello to Shirou's mother."

Yukari couldn't stop herself from staring at the man that was apparently a bodyguard, then again, he was probably better described as a giant and had a sheer presence that was more intimidating than even her mother… and that was saying something.

"Greetings Takami-san, it is a pleasure to meet you," by Amaterasu! His voice was like a foghorn!

"Uh… um…" Yukari found herself staring at her mother upon hearing her not say anything coherent… honestly the mere thought that there was someone out there capable of leaving her mother speechless was unbelievable.

"Heh, looks like you've scared the hell out of the little girl Berserker," and with that claim Yukari found herself looking at the new speaker before literally gawking.

He was lean, with sharp features and spiky blue hair, exotic red eyes and a pair of spike like earrings. He was also dressed in incredibly casual clothes that included a yellow shirt, a white undershirt and blue jeans.

Honestly she was about to swoon over the man when another person caught her eye.

He was a kind looking man with spiky red haired who wore a pretty plain white shirt with blue sleeves and a pair of denim jeans.

"Lancer, don't call my mother a 'little girl'," the red head said with a frown.

Well… at least now she knew her brother wasn't about eight feet tall and built like a nuclear bunker.

He was kinda cute though.

"Fine, fine… so where's the booze?" the man that was apparently called Lancer (and damn that was a strange name) asked with a boyish grin.

"It's eleven in the morning," her mother stated bluntly having finally gotten over her shock upon meeting Berserker.

"Yeah, which is four hours later than I normally start," the blue haired man stated easily.

"… you're an alcoholic," her mother stated bluntly.

"I'm Irish, I'm allowed to be," the man stated with the same roguish grin as before.

"…"

"…"

"Third cupboard on the left," she had to let her jaw drop as her mother gave in to the man.

This was definitely going to be a strange day.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!

That was all that was flowing through the head of Hiroto Minaka as he looked over the information he had just received.

Emiya Shirou and his entourage were in his city.

And they were staying all because it turned out the True Magician was his son.

He would probably be proud if it wasn't for the simple fact that it was well known that the boy dated the Queen of the Clocktower and Minaka's own experiment was both dangerous and capable of revealing the existence of magic to the ignorant populace.

Basically if the boy ever realized there was something going on then he could very well find himself missing his head… and several other body parts if the information he had on Berserker was accurate.

Dammit, why did this have to happen?

To make matters even worse, Takami had gone to the boy with Karasuba of all people!

There was no way the boy wouldn't recognize a non-human, not when he literally slept with several of them already!

In the end there was only one conclusion he could reach right now…

He was doomed.

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Yukari had to admit, she was not expecting this.

"WAIT! You mean you're all with Onii-chan?!" she asked in disbelief as she looked between all the beautiful women before turning her eyes on the males including that blonde man that made her nearly faint from orgasm simply by looking at him.

"Hell no," Lancer stated bluntly, "only the girls are with your big brother, the rest of us are just his servants."

She didn't care what the blue haired man said, her mind was already dreaming up the image of everyone in that group… serving her big brother and she found herself grinning maniacally as drool started to force its way down the side of her mouth.

"YUKARI!" she was snapped out of her fantasies by the clearly angry voice of her mother, "do not think about your brother like that!"

"Damn… that girl is an even bigger pervert than Rin," the man named Archer said with a grin.

The next thing she knew the tanned man was lying on the floor as he cradled his body that was now littered with cutlery.

"What was that Archer?" she found herself gulping as the woman in red asked him in the sort of tone that was only used when you intended on torturing someone.

"N-nothing Rin," the white haired man responded meekly.

"Good," and with that the woman returned to her previous position and took on a perfectly happy expression, "now, where were we before Archer so rudely interrupted?"

She found herself gulping nervously as she noted how not one of the women so much as flinched at the woman's actions.

At least now she knew that she had to be careful around her Onii-chan's girlfriends.

They were freaking scary.