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Character/'s: Lilithmon (Xros War)

Universe/'s: Digimon Xros Wars; Season 1

Series: A very WTF collection #1/Lilithmon's Xros Adventure #1

Notes: Very modified Xros War with some stuff from the manga thrown in. Inspired by Haiyore! Nyaruko-san.

Chapter 2

Paradox

Lilithmon opened her eyes. Instead of the cramped halls of the Bagra Empire base, an endless field stretched out before her. In the distance, a small village stood. After taking in her surroundings, she checked herself out. What followed, was a string of obscenities, threats, insults and put-downs directed towards the author. Thankfully, she was muted during that short period.

"Seriously, what have I even done to deserve this fate?" The lord of lust thought as she did a proper examination of herself. Instead of her purple and black outfit that made her look overdressed and truly impractical in battle, the digimon was now dressed in a purple spaghetti strap tank top and matching skirt. A pair of pink very short high heels covered her feet and a gray purse laid beside her.

The digimon dug through the bag, finally some large rectangular device and a second, much smaller one. The first device appeared to be similar to the one that boy with the goggles had. The only difference, was the purple and gold appearance compared to the boy's red and silver one. The other device, she was able open up. This revealed a bunch of buttons labelled with numbers on the bottom half and a piece of glass on the top portion. The other side of the device, was covered in silver metal. As she messed with it, a loud ringing erupted from it.

"Seriously?" Lilithmon thought, throwing the device onto the ground. Somehow, the device managed to stay in one piece, even though she had hoped for it to fall off a cliff. Sadly, there were no cliffs in the vicinity of her current location. The digimon picked the phone up, eventually getting the device to stop ringing.

"Hello, Lia." A voice greeted, "Lia" just about ready to throw the phone into something. Judging from the voice, it was probably a young girl, maybe a teenage one at the latest. She was probably cocky and an underestimating of her foes, judging from her current situation. "Also, this is the part where you speak into the phone."

Lia only sighed, making her way towards the village.

"What is the meaning of this?" She snarled, only to get laughter on the other end.

"Beat the Seven Demon Lords and I'll tell, you powerless little thing." Lia stopped, wondering what the mysterious voice was even talking about. She was Lilithmon, the demon lord of lust! How could this person be so ignorant? She was one the anti of light. Now here she was, a "human" forced to play a mysterious game. "Is that so?"

"Then show yourself!" At this point, the village was in view and the caller hung up. Our main protagonist stuffed both devices back into the purse and headed off. Village was probably the wrong word to describe the area. More of, a bunch of toppled buildings with a figure doing something to the occupants.

"Help!" A voice shouted, probably coming from the village.

She looked around, noticing a small bluish white thing screaming for help. She immediately headed straight towards the voice of distress, either out of curiosity or just pure boredom. The voice was revealed to be some seal, getting beaten by a figure with fourteen hands. The figure immediately took notice, slamming all its hands into the creature. It towered over both her and the buildings by a few feet. Bulging muscles were on full display with no sign of a shirt. He was wearing a pair of pants, for some reason.

"Leave it alone!" She shouted, pointing her large rectangle at it. The figure only laughed, knocking her against a building. Lia only snarled, slamming her fist into the device.

"Pitiful insect." The figure taunted, watching the opponent get up. "For being the personification of lust, you barely fit the bill. Even if you did, they wouldn't let you do your job."

"Then what do you personify then?" Lia accused as the figure just stood there. As it stood there, she carefully sneaked over to seal. "Are you all right?"

"No…" The digimon whimpered, getting pulled out of the rubble by its new master. "That's Cylusemon, the one o-"

Before the seal could finish his statement, "Cylusemon" noticed the duo.

"Cylusemon, the one of rage." Cylusemon announced as Lia took a deep breath, looking down at the device still in her hand. "And, the one who will snuff lust from this realm, by order of supreme goddess Norn!"

Scanning...

Cylusemon

Mega, Virus

Special Moves: Cyluse Knuckle, 1000 Fists

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Lia: You realise you have a remainder with your 1000 fists?

Cylusemon: Yeah?

Lia: I don't think you can punch a remainder.

Lia took a second deep breath. What was that trick that boy used? Digi-something? Digi-Xros, probably. But, the boy had a whole assortment of digimon to use. She had a seal and her, technically. It was worth a shot, judging from the point she was currently at.

"Digi-Xros!" She announced, causing a bright light to engulf her and the seal.

Lia Digi-Xros too… Lia X2!

Lia X2

Rookie, Xros/Infusion

Special Moves: SCQC

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Lia: Seriously?

Unnamed digimon: What did you expect?

Lia: Something to reinforce the lust theme.

TripleQuestionmarks: Sometimes, things don't work out.

Lia: Who the heck are you?

TripleQuestionmarks: You'll just have to wait and see...

After the bright light disappeared, was Lia dressed in a blue variant of her current outfit.

"Now, sex?" Lia X2 Cylusemon laughed.

"All you did was change your clothes." Cylusemon answered and Lia kicked him. "I don't think that counts as a fusion."

1000 Fists!

The hands headed towards her. Lia X2 braced for the impact. Then, an idea came to her. It was crazy, but it might just work.

SCQC!

The former lilithmon ducked, slamming her legs into the much taller man. She then followed that up with a rock shot from her mouth.

"Maybe I'm part Yoshi." The fused duo thought as Cylusemon fell over.

"You win this time." Their opponent announced and teleported away. As he did that, Lia X2 splitted back to Lia and the seal. The two stood there, surveying the damages.

"Sorry about all this." The seal digimon explained, clearing its throat. "I'm Karotosmon."

Karotosmon

Rookie, Vaccine

Special Moves: Earth Throw

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Lia: What took you so long?

Karotosmon: We got caught in a battle.

Lia: True. But at the very least, introduce yourself!

"Now that's done…" Lia added, her gaze focusing on Karatosmon. "Where do we go next?"

"We search for more teammates, I guess." Karatosmon answered as the two headed away from the village.

Lia looked back towards the field. She would get to the bottom of this, no matter what it took. Unbeknownst to the duo, a figure watched. The figure preferred to dress light, judging from the creamy white colored cloak and hood, similar to those worn by the members of Dark Blades. Yet, a pair of dark red eyes and a twisted smile stuck out.

"Continue on, you little pest." The figure whispered, pulling a longsword. "Keep your eyes towards your destination, never taking the time to appreciate the past."

It chuckled, doing a few sword slashes against a few imaginary enemies as a second figure watched. Like the first, she was dressed in a similar cloak and hood as the first figure. Yet, a magical wand was held tight in right hand. It wasn't that special, just a cyan stick with a short yellow blade.

"Mistress, when will it be destruction time?" The second figure inquired as they continued to watch Lia and her seal.

"Soon." The other figure answered, causing the second to clap its hands. "Then, everything they've built over this year, shall fall to pieces..."

Notes:

This waCsn't the origHinal plAn fOr the chaSpter. Originally, it was suppIosed to be the xros warS group vs the seven demon lords. But, it sCort Of Morphed Into what you seNe todGay.

Ie woy enjoud, roviws ond suggstions aoe elcoe!

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