I don't own digimon.
Character/'s: Multiple characters
Universe: Digitalverse
Series: Holiday!
Notes: Late as usual. Oh well.
Chapter 13
Halloween in The Digitalverse
Bright light shined upon Heck, signalling the start of another day.
For most of it's residents, it was just more relaxation on the beach and parties with high amounts of consumed booze. As such, they were quite surprised when they found Valia and CG standing in the middle of town.
"Hello everyone!" Valia announced, taking a deep breath. Strangely, she was in no way intoxicated at all. Which was an odd and very unusual sight within the tropical resting place. "You're probably wondering why I've called all of you here."
"Just get on with it!" Valia only rolled her eyes, throwing an empty glass bottle at the source of the voice.
"You didn't have to do that." CG added, also getting hit with a bottle
"So, we're going to decorate this place all halloweeny and stuff."
Strangely, most of the armed people decided today was best to kick their ruler's ass. Which, was surprisingly easier than one would really think it be.
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Compared to the open tropical areas of Heck, Despair High was nothing like that. It mostly consisted of long and confusing corridors and straight-up psychopaths intent on murdering people. Even then, not much of the latter was really happening. You know, if Alice and Maxie hadn't killed off almost the entire cast. Because you know, a crime like that is totally going to go unpunished (not).
"So, what do you want to do, Despair?" the principal of this magical place of "sunshine and happiness" rolled her eyes. Of all the people and/or digimon she could be trapped by, Lalia was towards the bottom of the list. Heck, she would easily talk to a corpse over talking to the playboy bunnygirl. Actually, she had attempted to do that, but it kind of hard to do that when most of them didn't have a head. Nonetheless, the bear-mask mastermind continued to inventory what remained of the armory as Lalia used her dagger as a toothpick. She had already told her to stop doing that, but Lalia refused to listen. At the very least, the school's supply of good halloween candy hadn't been taken. However, that notion disappeared a few minutes later, when the hybrid turned around and told her one remaining student to actually do something useful. In that time, a very efficient thief appeared and stole the wonderful stash of sweets.
The dark realm was strangely silent at the moment..
Which was odd for such a major holiday, since this one floor within the Dark Ocean contained a with the tens of thousands of "evil digimon" alone, silence would be nearly impossible. Even when you considered all the other demonic and holy digimon that called this place home, they would have a least a squeak at this point. Occasionally, one would see Kuro Neko scurry across the town square, muttering something about angels...
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It was quite a calm day in the digital world.
Well, if you didn't count the sudden arrival of an airship earlier.
"Now's my chance!" Swaggy McSwaggypants thought, pulling his banana out. The dino made his way over to the vehicle, occasionally making a glance behind him. You know, just in case there were any ghosts.
"Halt!" a voice announced, only for an armored vehicle to slam through the hull of the ship. "This world is now under the jurisdiction of the internet police!"
Swaggy froze, only for a green man to pop his head out. Of what could be seen, he was wearing a black peaked cap, which went quite well with his chevron moustache.
"Teach me, oh great troll!" Swaggy answered, running over to the vehicle. However, that only got him ran over and a shotgun shell to the face for good measure.
"Officer EMT teaches no one!" the driver responded, proceeding to drive through a large tree while playing "you are a pirate". Strangely, he was going in the same direction as the boy and the nude corpse.
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As that was happening, Alpha and Elena's group were still walking. Which was odd, considering how close Alpha's camp actually was to theirs. In that time, they had discussed the latest tri teaser and the best kind of candy in existence (well, more of the latter).
"Gummy bears." Elena announced, shaking her fist up in the air. "That's what it has to be."
"But no one gives those out during Halloween!" Varia answered, giving her opponent the stink eye. "For me, it has to be candy corn!"
"Gummy bears!"
"Candy corn!"
"You got that wrong!"
The two girls pulled their respective weapons out, slamming their blades into each other. Only for Varia to easily beat her opponent.
"That's for kicking our asses in that rigged fight!" the sex tape mage added, continuing on with the rest of the group.
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It was a typical afternoon in the Alternate Worlds.
Well typical, if you didn't count all the deaths that happened here. Even then, that was the only thing that really happened.
On this day, the classroom was decorated with a couple of paper pumpkins along with a couple of paper black cats plastered to the wall. The lights had been dimmed down and the walls were painted a shade of light grey.
"Just wonderful." it's occupant thought, tapping his fingers against his scratched-up desk while a remix of "spooky scary skeletons" played in the background. "You realize this doesn't make sense?"
The music then stopped, only to be replaced with demonic laughter. Following that, a chainsaw shot through the wall, impaling the teen.
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It was a quiet "night" within the Dream World. Even if one couldn't tell.
As per usual, Jestery was off somewhere (possibly in someone else's dream), leaving Cora in charge. As such, into a nice peaceful end to a chaotic day of trick-or-treating. She then conjured a reclining chair up, sliding right into it. A TV and remote followed suit, ready to be used in the endless quest for relaxation.
"Hello, anyone there?"
Cora sighed, pulling her knife out and threw it at the intruder. The weapon flew through the air, immediately impaling itself into the target. After getting up from her chair and stuff, she walked over to her opponent.
"Oh fuck…" the chrono maid whispered, standing before the body of Jestery. "What do I do? What do I do?"
A few seconds later, the corpse disintegrated and Jestery reappeared.
"Cora get no candy for that." Jestery answered, pushing her servant into a cabinet. Afterwards, she sat down in the recliner and began eating her stolen stash of candy. It was a pretty good haul, even if it was easy pickings...