Character: Tai

World: Tri

Series: Tri Abridged

Notes:

Italics = Narration this time around. More of a "structured" abridged this time around.

Also, uncensored swearing.

Chapter 14

Only 75 mins to go…

Chaos: In the beginning, there existed a god thing(e g. Yggdrasil, Mew, Cthulu, Me etc). But over time, they lost their soul (punch to the face, sending untradable gift horses/creating threatening letters, forks, That stupid fucking author and his chibi, etc) and left the world they created. Blah blah blah blah.

The corrupted yumibotamon egg then appears. At first, it's look just like an egg one would crack open and eat the inside of. A few seconds later, the egg turns black and evily.

Alarm Clock: Brinnng! This is Neo Saiba! I have Zeomasu! If you want him ba-

Tai: Just another one of those stupid telemarketers...

And then a boring shot of a bridge appeared on screen. Offscreen, Evil TK was holding a dimensionally-displaced Makoto Naegi, ready to drop him from said bridge.

After, the first flash occurs.

Davis: Truly an ambiguous end for ambiguous people. At least we have the other universe.

Then Davis dies.

Kari: Tai, I'm here to help start the plot.
Kari: Plot, Tai. Plot..
And then, the second flash occurs.

Yolei: I want sex and babies! Ken, can we please do that?
Yolei's body falls to the ground, waiting to be eaten by something.

Following that, a seagull passes by and gets eaten offscreen by an adarnamon.

Kari: That does it! I guess I won't be part of this plot

Kari then pulls the covers off Tai's bed, waking up her older brother.

Kari: Tai, you don't want to be late for the plot. so, get up!

Tai: You realize that this whole "plot" revolves around a mysterious transfer student?

Before Kari can answer, a third flash occurs.

Cody: Don't you hate it when no one ships you?

Cody then fell to the floor, with no one caring that he did.

We then return to the real world, where Tai has just grabbed his shoved it into his pocket. But before we get any exposition or a chance to catch our breath, a fourth flash occurred.

Ken: Because you know what, a back-and-forth pacing worked real well for the initial chapter of that one fanfic, am I right?

Unlike the others, Ken's digivice is the only thing seen.

Tai: Fuck this plot!

Kari: Oh well. I'm off to the group orgy!

As that happened, we cut to Alphamon.

Alphamon: Now, it is time to dance.

The mega motions for someone offscreen (possibly Evil TK), only for "Saria's Song" to play. What follows, is a digimon attempting to do the darunia dance. It should be noted, that even if the 02 gang were still alive, they would now be dead from the horrible attempt at actual dancing.

We then cut back to Tai, who is about to ride a bike. As this happens, the tri version of "Butterfly" begins to play followed by a montage.

First up, we have some random text.

THETRIALWILLBRINGTHEMALLTOGETHER

Followed by a mouth.

Mouth: Why am I even here?

Then, a bunch of numbers along with the title.

Now, we return back to Tai, who is being chased by an offscreen Officer EMT in his armored vehicle. After, we move onto a random man.

Random Guy #1: Yes, I'm currently using the map to candy mountain. Fine. Have it your way.

We are then shown the buttons of the phone, followed by one of those walk indicators at an intersection. The scene then shifts to an entirely different man walking across a crosswalk.

Random Guy #2: ...Are hearts are getting strong. If we wanted to, we could change the world!

Now, we're at a cafe, for some reason.

Random Guy #3: Nothing to see here…

Random Gal: Like, totally not plotting to rule the world with my army of robot bears…

Random Guy #4: We did our part, so unlock the door!

Our view shifts for about the zillionth time, this time stopping upon a cameraperson.

Cameraperson: Yawn, get on with it!

Seriously, how many fucking view shifts are we going to do?
Reporter: Blah, blah, blah something about angels almost reaching the digitalverse blah blah blah blah...

Then shots of a phone keypad (again), followed by a laptop. Along with that, we get more random text!

THEGATESOFHECKWILLOPEN

Tai now passes a random background person.

Random Guy #1: First stop on the map, this better be good.

Third string of random text. Have you figured it out yet?

THECORRUPTEDKNOWLEDGEWILLRETURN

Strangely, we have returned to the second-to-last scene.

Mysterious Digimon: You cheated, didn't you? It is the only way you could have seen me!

Finally, we return to Tai, who has stopped his bike and looks around. After, a soccer ball flies through the air and the trailer ends.