I don't own digimon.
Character/'s: Ken & Wormmon
Universe: 02
Series: A very WTF collection
Notes: I'm not entirely sure what this is supposed to be.
Chapter 16
WTF
The digimon emperor sat upon his throne.
Even with the meddlesome digidestined interrupting his plans, Ken was certain he would be able to squash them soon enough.
"Hey, you're not supposed to give away my secret identity!" the conqueror announced, slamming his whip into the screen of the viewer. As per rules of the fourth wall, neither thing connected and the whip fell to the floor. Ken quickly picked it up, attaching it to his belt. After, he loudly whistled, only to get his shriveling worm of a partner running up to him.
"Master, what do you need now?" the worm greeted, the kaiser cracking a smile.
"I would like you and the newest "recruit" to go out and capture some territory." Ken announced, only for Wormmon to not respond.
"You're serious, right?" The end of the whip slammed into his body. "He is an incompetent, useless, stupid, moronic buffoon that everyone forgot about for a reason!"
"So what?" Ken lashed the whip out again, snickering at his partner's disobedience. "It's an order. If you don't follow said order, I'll have to use drastic measures."
Wormmon sighed. As much as he supported his master, it was a one-way street between the two at times.
"The last time he was sent out, he revealed your secret identity for all the world, almost blew up your base and ate all your cookies."
Ken only rolled his eyes, returning his gaze back to the monitors. At the moment, the digidestined were closing in on them. While normally the two would be panicked, they were actually in quite high spirits. Ken was actually stable and Wormmon baked him some chocolate chip and butterscotch cookies, which were considered "heavenly" by both of them.
"Engines at twenty-five percent." one of the computers announced, with Ken returning his glance to Wormmon. The two ran out of the throne room and through a not very-lit hallway, finding themselves in the hangar. There, walls of rock and iron stretched up all around them or would be, if they weren't lit ablaze by a wyvern thing.
"In all seriousness, what the heck even is a veemon?" Ken announced, getting no response from Wormmon or the audience. "In that case, grab the egg."
"What egg?" Wormmon answered, confused by what his human was even talking about. The last he checked, the engine was powered was powered by emotions and printed paper - mostly of the horrible kenxyolei sort with a few takari thrown in on the off-chance.
"Never mind." Ken then dropped his cape on his partner and ran over to the engine. There, he found a snowman tampering with the engine.
"It is I, Snowmanmon!" the digimon announced, doing his best impression of an evil laugh as "That person's name is" from Bravely Default started up. "They never expect the Snowmanmon!"
Falcon Punch!
Ken then slammed his fist into the opponent, knocking him off the small ledge around his engine. As he did that, the power source began puking up liquid rainbows.
"Time to go!" He ran over to wormmon, picking the digimon up and headed towards the nearest exit. All around them, their base was exploding into chocolate chip cookies and liquid sunshine with the floor being the first thing to go. Followed by the ceiling, and then the walls.
"We're not going to make it!" Wormmon added, only to be launched by his master out into the golden dunes. The insect managed to land with the grace of a cat, only to watch Ken get crushed by what remained of the airship. After giving him a smart-ass eulogy, Wormmon headed off in search of new adventures.