I don't own digimon.

Character: Davis

Universe: 02

Series: A very WTF Collection

Notes:

This was going to be the start of a new series, but then the jester showed up.

Chapter 20

Disconnect

Davis opened his eyes.

"Where heck am I?" the gogglehead thought, making a quick glance down at himself. Currently, he was dressed in his usual white t-shirt under a blue vest decorated with a red flame pattern. Light brown khakis covered his lower body, slightly complimenting his orange strap-on shoes and white socks. Finishing off the look, was his usual spiky red hair and brown eyes. "Not the exact outfit I would have really chose, but it works."

Currently, our protagonist found himself in some light plains. While not the worst place to find oneself in, there were probably better places to start an adventure. He dug through his pockets, finding only his d-terminal and a crumpled-up ball of paper. Davis slowly pulled the piece of paper out, flattening it out. It was just a simple piece of lined paper with a sentence written in blue ink. You know, the kind that doesn't smell that great.

Second chances are rare. Use this one wisely.

Davis stared at the note for a couple of minutes, attempting to decipher what it meant. Everything felt like a blur, his memories seeming like someone had shattered them into a million pieces with a sledgehammer and then forced the boy to put every little piece back together while blindfolded. Eventually, he shoved the note back into his pocket. After, the gogglehead opened his d-terminal up and checked his messages. It was just the usual stuff, a couple of messages from Jun and his parents yet, none from his friends.

"So I'm a loner now?!" Davis shouted at the sky, shaking his fist at the sky. "I thought we agreed that this wasn't going be one of "those" stories!"

A few seconds later, a bat connected with the moron's head and knocked him to the ground. It's user then teleported away, leaving Davis by himself once again. He stared at his surroundings a little more, eventually noticing a cave off in the distance.
Eternal Zeal!

A massive storm of fire and meteors engulfed the area, along with sending Davis an extremely clear message.

"If this is about that one chapter in DA03, Ken…" Davis announced, watching a large armored blue dragon land. Strangely, someone had the great idea of putting a glass dome on his head. Afterwards, a boy dressed in a blue business suit with a yellow tie and a tan fisherman hat jumped out. Complimenting said look, was slicked down blonde hair and a pair of gray eyes.

"How was I supposed to know Varia was going to betray me and turn Yolei into a sex monster thing?"

"First off, spoilers!" the emperor announced, pulling out a white coffee cup on a platter with a nice-looking biscuit. "Second, have some tea and a biscuit even though I just attempted to kill you."

The nice emperor then handed Davis the snack, which he quickly gobbled up.

"So Ken, what is it this time?" Davis inquired, only for the other boy to laugh.

"Does Ken have blonde hair, stupid?" Davis did a double take, suddenly noticing one of the many differences between the two emperors. "Took you long enough, stupid."

"So, are you going to capture me and take me to your evil base?"

The emperor only laughed, making a motion directed towards his digimon.

Mega Death!

A black of something began to form in front of the mega's mouth, only for Davis to just stand there. The projectile shot out, slamming into the gogglehead. What followed, was a massive black hole tearing the digidestined apart for a couple of seconds. Once the attack finally disappeared, the scattered pieces of the digidestined reformed and left the emperor completely stunned.

"What the fuck?"

Davis only smiled, heading towards the cave. The power of miracles came through for him again, even if didn't make a lick of sense whatsoever. The cave quickly came into view, with a teenage girl standing in front of it. It was probably casual friday, judging from the blue and orange jester outfit she was currently wearing. A matching court jester hat covered her head, hiding her mess of pink and purple hair. Finishing off her look, was a mass amount of white costume paint covering her body and violet blue eyes.

"Yay! Jestery not lonely!" the prankster announced, jumping up and down in front of celebration.

"You're my digimon partner, right?" Davis asked, only to get slapped with one very much alive very unimportant character.

"I have a na-" Jestery then pulled both of her butterfly swords out, stabbing her previous weapon to death and shoved it into her hat.

"Do Jestery look like a talking blue wyvern/dragon thing to you?"

"Oh." Davis took a deep breath, realizing his second mistake of the day. He then pushed the annoying jester out of the way and walked into the cave. Inside, the digi-egg of courage sat in silence, waiting for it's master to return for it. "No time like the present."
He grabbed hold of the egg, pulling it off the ground. A small brown doe appeared before him, ready to kick to his ass.

"Hi, I'm Rutikmon!" the doe announced, shooting a a puffy stream of fire onto her new master.

Scanning…

Rutikmon

Rookie, Data

Special Moves: Cotton Flame, Rutik Charge

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Davis: Not what I was expecting.

Jestery: Silly Davis, this is the digitalverse! What did you expect?

Davis: Something resembling Veemon?

Scan Complete.

Jestery only sighed, ready to facepalm.

"So Jestery, what's your digimon partner?" Davis remarked, only for Jestery to clap her hands. After, a large silver and blue beetle creature appeared and grabbed hold of it master's leg.

"What is the meaning of this, Cora?" Jestery shouted, hitting the servant with her hat.

"It's not my fault you're a copy." Cora answered, her gaze focusing on Davis. "Sorry about the whole "Tri" mess."

Davis stared blankly at her, only to realize what she was talking about.

"Oh yeah, that happened." the gogglehead added, wondering if she really was telling the truth or not. "Sounds good, I guess?"

He then headed off, with the other three following right behind...