I don't own digimon.
Characters: Various
Universe: Tri Abridged
Notes:
Kind of a shame the five minute PV wasn't as fun as the last one. Oh well.
Chapter 42
Five Rewritten Minutes
Like the previous movie, we begin with a bunch of logos telling us who did what. Not that you people really care per a say, but still good to know anyhow.
This is then followed by a wall of text.
Time is a funny thing.
One moment, you could find yourself having the worst day ever.
The next, you're on top of the world.
For our heroes, it's a mixed bag
The members of Delta has been scattered but are closing in on a reunion.
The slates of those fighting for hope have been cleared, allowing for a second chance.
Heck, even the remnants have managed to band together.
The pieces are now in place.
All that is left is to just watch.
The text disappears and we're treated to a few shots of a plane. Why they thought this sequence was somehow important is still up for debate. As such, we move onto the cockpit where things are going very wrong.
Pilot #1: Prepare for landing.
Pilot #2: My body is ready.
The second pilot then presses a button, only for nothing to happen.
Pilot #1: What's wrong?
Pilot #2: The 'smooth-landing' button isn't working!
We're then treated to a shot of that weird pixel effect followed by the voices of the pilots.
Pilot #1: Crap!
Pilot #2: My body isn't ready!
We then shift to a sequence of the plane just landing on the tarmac.
Pilot #2: We did it!
Pilot #1: So much for playing Pokemon Go in the cockpit…
Pilot #2 looks towards his partner with a confused stare.
Pilot #2: What the fuck are you even talking about?!
Pilot #1: Oops.. Probably shouldn't have said that.
We then zoom out, revealing this was all a newscast on a monitor.
Anchorman: And that is how the secret to eternal life was discovered. The end.
With that, a live video feed appears in the newsroom, only for the camera to zoom out and reveal we are in Maki and Daigo's office for some reason.
Maki: It was obviously Yami!
Daigo: Are you sexy sure? It could have been an error within this simulation or an allusion to that one part in Adventure.
We then cut to a shot from behind Maki's desk.
Maki: Impossible. There was an invisible unmentioned Yami on the plane.
Daigo: You unsexy whore! Aren't you going to listen to any of the sexy words coming out of my mouth?!"
Before Maki could answer, the phone rang.
Maki: Hello?
Jestery: This is Jestery's placeholder message. Please shout random crap in order to appease this part of the plot.
Maki: You suck.
Jestery: Thank you very much!
Maki: Grand-, Your mother is somewhere in the building you're at.
Jestery: Cora is really funny!
With that, Jestery hung up and Maki returned her attention to Daigo.
Daigo: That was very unsexy.
With that we cut to the title screen with no music.
We then cut to the school, still with no music. Here, we're treated to the vague sounds of children working.
Random Kid: This is truly great! When do I get payed?
We then cut to the classroom that had 'Daters' in it. There, we focus in on Sachiko, who is wiping a chalkboard.
Sachiko: Seriously? I only get to do it for one day!
The mage is then handed some sort of flavored water by 'Jun'.
'Jun': Beware the fall, for it is quickly approaching.
Sachiko: Huh?
We then get shown a shot of the other students in the classroom. Strangely, everyone in there that isn't Sachiko has brown eyes.
Girl #1: Soon, they will gather.
Girl #2: Yes and only then can we possibly head forth towards the endgame.
Girl #1: So, take your spear in hand and head off, troubled warrior.
Seiko then looked down at the object in her hand, finding it to be her spear now.
She then runs off, with us being shown a couple more shots of the school and some government workers.
Government Agent: Yes, yes, I am at the third stop on the path towards candy mountain. What do you mean by 'having my kidney stolen'. Is that for real? Fine.
We then shift over to a hallway where Aurora stands. Strangely, it was her regular appearance instead of her 'Meiko disguise'. She looked quite melancholy, with what appeared to quite recent lacerations to her arms.
Sachiko: Mei Mei! There you are.
Sachiko runs over to Aurora and reaches out to touch her, only for Aurora to step back and drop the garbage can she was holding. She then runs off with Mimi following right behind as the trailer ends. But at the cost of seventeen seconds, which is the same amount chapters of DA03 and DA04 combined. So here is some bonus footage.
Jestery stands in a classroom within the school, looking some papers over. As we focus in on her, the jester sniffs the air.
Jestery: Mommy Kitty is here. Jestery must find Mommy Kitty!
With that, she broke into a full-on run, not at all caring that she was disrupting class for many students.
Jestery: There Momma Kitty is!
In the distance, one could make out a girl dressed in a violet Lolita dress talking to a pink-haired catgirl dressed in a simple cloak.
?: Crap…
With that, Jestery slammed into the two the trailer ends.