Nana's Imouto
Disclaimer: I do not own. The closest thing I do own to it is a 69 chibi figurine that my cousin gave to me.
Ch. 4: The Kingdom of FAR FAR Away
"Try it. Try saying a fact that will change our future."
"I have to know where you are." I countered.
"Members of the DC are being hunted. And a number of their teeth have been knocked out."
"Who was the latest?"
"Sasagawa Ryohei, losing five teeth. Tsuna just came back from visiting him when you exited the shower."
"Ah, the leader of the gang isn-" I choked off.
Coughcough hack wheeze!
Yo! Could use some help here!"
"The leader isn'-isn't what?"
"It is not the-"I tried once again, when I got my voice back.
"It looks like you can't really tell us." He said. "It would make Dame-Tsuna's life almost too easy if you could, I guess."
"Hold your horses cowboy! Once upon a time, in a land far far away. There lived two kingdoms. The king and queen of said kingdoms were going to marry their children to each other to bring the two lands to one. But on one faithful journey for the Princess and King to meet the Prince and his Mother they were attacked! One of the King's guards managed to get away from the battle to warn the Prince and Queen what had happened. " I started.
"Why are you telling me a story?"
"Shush, trying to see if you get the moral of the story, wax on and wax off stuff here!"
"Continue."
"Thank you. Anyways, the King's guardsman told the Prince what happened with his final breath, as his body laid cooling on the ground the Prince went out to go help his Princess and the King. When he got to the attack sight, he saw only the King still breathing. Once the Prince got to the King, the King grasped onto his shirt and told him with his dying will that something took the Princess and what took the Princess is not what it seems. Ha! I win!" I shouted for joy, tossing Leon up twice and snuggled him.
He is so warm!
"What?" Questioned the Great Hitman.
Wow, did I really stump him? Coooooool.
"The King said to the Prince with his dying will that it is not what it seems. It's not as it seems." I repeated.
"Ah, I'll let Tsuna know."
"It seems like I can only give you clues and tell awesome stories. But I guess that's better than nothing!" I said, moving Leon to my shoulder as I shifted Kiddo's head into my lap and began stroking his hair.
Wonder how much longer he has before he's up late at nights doing paperwork and worrying for everyone?
This continued for a while, me; petting Kiddo's hair as Reborn stares at me.
Like, literally staring at me for at least 20 minutes. It was being to get on my nerves; it was like being in one of those Haunted Houses where the pictures of creepy old geezers and geezettes with the scary eyes kept looking at you. Everywhere you went.
It was a bit traumatizing.
"Ah! There you are Imouto! Would you like to spend the night with me, or Bianchi-san? Oh! It'll be so wonderful for Tsu-kun to have an Oba-chan! Heaven knows he could use a little more insight into the female mind! This is going to be so much fun!" said Nana, when she appeared. Accompanied by two unicorns.
Seriously! How does she do that? Every time I try to make unicorns pop out of no where I get my two Besties acting out Charlie the Unicorn, with me being Charlie and having my kidney stolen!
"I can bunk on the couch Nana-s-" I was cut off with a spatula in front of my face.
I was staring at it, wow; it was really close to my eyes. Think if I blink I'd get my eyelashes flipped away.
"Nee-chan! I'm your Nee-chan!" She said sternly.
"B-B-But-"
"Zzzt!" she zzt'd at me. Wow, didn't know she could make that sound that's kind of creepy coming from her. "I've have decided you are my Imouto and Tsu-kun's Oba-chan! Oh! I haven't introduced to the rest of the family yet! My Darling will be so happy that you're here with me!"
"I can bunk on the couch, Nana-nee?" I questioned hesitantly at her.
"Why would you want to be on that old lumpy thing?! It's hardly good and only my Darling uses it when he gets a little bit too….tired. No! You're spending the night with me! And I'll introduce you to my Darling, oh we have so many pictures to go over….." she kept babbling.
Oh dear great whatever up there.
Help me.
I'm trapped with an lonely housewife who loves loves loves her family and is like Maes Hughs from FMA and showing off his family.
There better not be a gigantic tablet showing off her family.
Next thing I know is that I'm sitting on a different bed with a photo album in my lap and Nana pointing out several things to me at once.
My head spinned a little bit. Like those fair ground rides, where you stand or lean on boards that move up and down due to centrifugal force, or something like that and you can't move because of it?
It spinned like that.
"Uh, Nee-chan" I said, yawning a bit. "I'm a bit sleepy, is it alright we go to beddy by basket now?"
"Oh! Silly me, I completely forgot! Let's go to sleep! We can continue this tomorrow!" she said, with sparkles, everywhere!
Didn't she know that they are the Herpes of the Craftworld? We will never get rid of them!
"Hai, hai." I said sleepy, and just kind of feel over the side.
I vaguely remember a hand brushing itself through my hair and tucking in.
"Oi, Ann-san." A voice penetrated my thoughts, trying to wake me up from my sleep. It was a good sleep man. I dreamt that I was in KHR in those weird fanfics where I know everything because the KHR world is fictional and I met the Greatest Hitman. And I petted the hair that feels like a Tibetan Mastiff awesomeness.
It's a good dream, kind of want to go back to it. Kay? Kay.
"Ann-san." The voice repeated, accompanied by shaking.
"Go-away" I mumbled, snuggling into the most comfy thing ever! "M' sleepy."
"Time to get up, Ann-san." It repeated.
"I wanna stay home and make cookies with you." I mumbled back.
"Time to get up, or you'll be waking up Vongola-Style."
"Shaddup."
Ohh, heat and a nice massage; why thank you, for that awesomeness!
Going back to dreamland.
Best dream ever.
Next thing I know, I'm staring up at the ceiling with defibrillators hovering over me with Reborn dressed up as a doctor.
"Neee, what's up Doc?" I asked.