Nana's Imouto
Disclaimer: I do not own Reborn, but I do have Murkuro's Trident in my closet.
Ch. 5 How to Join a Mafia Family
English
"You need to see Dame-Tsuna off to school." Replied Reborn.
"I wanna go back to bed." A gun was pointed at my head; I could hear Reborn taking off the safety. "Geeze Louise! All right! I'll go! You trigger happy Hitman." After a few moments of getting dressed, can I just mention how awesome it is to be inside this world? I don't have to worry about makeup; it's awesome! "Alright Kiddo! So tell me where the school is!" I said as I came bounding down the stairs.
"Hiiieeeee!" He screeched, dropping his bread onto his plate and scooting his chair back. "W-W-What are you doing here?!"
"Awwww, did anyone tell you that your stuttering cute? Cause it's freakin adorable! You're going to get jumped by that one day." I stated, grabbing his toast and eating it.
"Oh! This is what a family bonding is? It's so adorable!" squealed out Nana, before handing me some toast so I wouldn't eat Kiddo's. "Why don't you take Tsu-kun to school? It'll give me time to go over the photos and find some home videos!"
Happiness literally oozed out from her. I grabbed the table so I wouldn't drown in it.
"Hai, nee-chan! Be sure all of the super ultra mega embarrassing ones! I want to use them against Kiddo!" I said after the happiness went to it's hiding place.
"Oh! I have some of him dressed up as a little baby! Oh, his dad would just toss him up and always catch him. It was cute!"
"K-K-Kaa-san! D-D-Don't show her the p-p-p-pictures!" Kiddo wailed. Waving his arms around like a madman.
"Too late Kiddo. You have no say. As of yesterday, I became a part of your family!" I said, grinning way to wide for his liking. I could tell; he shrank back.
"I don't want you in my family!" he shouted at me.
Ouch, that stung. Like a piece of glass entered my body and having a disco party in my heart, stinginess.
"You wound me!" I said dramatically, putting my hand on my forehead and doing a damsel in distress pose before Nana could get a word in edge-wise.
"If you don't go to school now, you're going to be late Dame-Tsuna." Said Reborn, popping out of nowhere.
He's one of those whack-a-moles secretly I tell you!
"Hhhiiiieeeee!" He shouted and started running after him.
Guess that's my cue, "Aww, Kiddo wants me to keep in shape! Isn't he sweet?" I asked, before putting my toast plate into the sink. "Ja." I said as I headed out the door, but not before I felt a surprisingly lightweight weight land on my head.
"Ja ne!" Nana shouted after me, waving me away as I ran to catch up with Tsuna.
I mean, it's not that hard to find him. Even thought I'm in an unknown town that I hardly have any knowledge of. I just got to follow Kiddo's screams of joy.
"I'll be watching you. If I deem you worthy of, you'll be joining Dame-Tsuna's Familiga." Said Reborn to break the silence.
"I can do that in 3 easy steps. Step one: Be crazy." I said, catching up to Kiddo.
"Hold your horses!" I said to him, as I caught up to him and swinging my arm around his neck. "Don't go so fast! I might get lost on the way back and then you'll have to find me."
"W-W-What do you want?" Kiddo asked.
"To chill out with my awesome new nephew! I guess it's awesome that I came now, instead of earlier." I said, rubbing his head.
All of a sudden there's a dynamite heading towards my head that I see out of the corner of my eye.
SHIIIITTTTTT!
"Good Lord Lanta!" I shouted, pushing Kiddo away from me and crossing my arms in front of my face.
"Get away from Tenth!" the thrower said.
Ah, Dera.
"You little piece of butt-nugget!" I yelled right back to him. "Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."
"Try it."
"Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!" Rolling up my sleeves.
It's was a Mexican Standoff. Tumbleweeds appeared and there was music in the background. I can tell because my phone decided to go off. Yes, somehow my phone survived the whole ordeal of John McLoser from the Town of Mole people from yesterday.
"W-W-Wait!" shouted Tsuna, getting between us. It was cute.
He is so going to get kidnapped one day for that.
"Tenth! This heathen has sullied your holy presence! I shall remove her, so it won't happen further." He said.
"Dude, don't talk to me like I'm some sort of leper, it isn't nice! Didn't your family teach you how to treat a lady?" I said to him.
"You're not a lady!" He shouted back at me.
"And you're a snot-wad terp!" I shouted back at him.
"Hold it!" said Tsuna. Wow, he used his Boss voice. I'm so proud! "She's just walking me to school today, and after she's heading back home."
"Sure, home." I snorted.
"Are you looking to pick a fight, wetch?" shouted out Gokudera.
"I'm a lady. We don't start fights, we finish them. 'Dera." I said.
"You'll do what Tenth says, woman!"
"You make it sound like it's a bad thing that I'm a woman." I glared at him. Man, I thought I would at least get along with him! But nooo, he has to be ham about it! "Besides, he's showing me around, I'm his new aunt!" I stated proudly.
"Tenth! Is this true?!" he turned to his boss.
Said boss was currently rubbing the bridge of his nose in annoyance. Awww, isn't that cute? He has developed his own signal of annoyance already.
"That's up to debate." He deadpanned.
"Righty-o! Let's get you to school eh? " I said all cheerfully, walking past them.
Hey, this fun arguing can be held later. Right now I'd rather not get my sweet nephew in trouble with the Ms. Trunchbull cousin twice removed on her father's side.
"Hiiieeeee!"
And two blurred just went Roadrunner past me.
"See you at home oi!" I shouted and waved at him from the front of the school gates.
Oooo I see Tsuna getting weird looks. Step 1 complete.
Now, step 2, be able to fight.
"That was step 1?" Reborn asked, coming out of nowhere.
"Yes, first step is being crazy. What's the craziest thing you can think of, on such short notice? Not pick a fight with Gokudera and making them both late for school. That would incur the wrath of one certain fight happy teenager who needs to get laid." I stated, walking back to Nana's. Looking at all of the shops and houses. Memorizing the signs.
"And that's crazy?"
"It's a normal day for Kiddo. What better way to throw somebody off? Mess with their morning schedule; it will ruin their entire day. See? He didn't get into a fight with the DC Leader, he didn't have to stop a fight or ignore the …..sarcastic remarks from his Left and Right Arms. He made it to school on time. Fellow classmates are going to ask him questions about me. Making him the center of attention." I stated.
I spy with my little eye. A totally awesome shop that looks like one of those from Kill Bill! How freakin' awesome is that? Anime awesome, that's what.
"I see."
"Right now, Kiddo is dealing with questions from his classmates and not putting him down. He is in the spotlight, learning how to deal with it and his arms are learning how to deal with it. Learning how to stand from the sidelines to make the point."
"Oh?"
"It's now how you go down. It's how you get up."
I walked into the store that I spied from my little eye. And look! It's the awesome Yamamoto's dad!
"Ah! Hello beautiful! What brings you here to my little shop?" he asked me joyfully, when I sat down at his counter, while he was cleaning his knives.
"Well, I'm new in town and heard from Kiddo that you make the most awesomest shushi ever. And since I haven't had shushi, I thought, why not try it for the first time in the shop that sells the most awesomest shushi." I stated.
He just looked at me weird.
"Shushi?" he asked.
"Oh sorry, my accent must have some out. Sushi, I always have the hardest times saying certain words. " I laughed.
"Ahahaha! You're a fine lady! Order what ever you would like!" He said.
He and I discussed what I would have, it was amazing watching him work with the knife! I ended trying the whole entire menu! It was fantasic! And I may or maynot have taken some home to give to Nana. She needs a day off once in a while.
"And this is the total." He handed me the bill.
Wow, that's a lot of yen. Good thing I swiped some money from Tannen-wannabe.
"Here ya go chief!" I stated, taking him the bills and taking my leftovers to share with Nana. "Keep the change!"
"Wait! This is far too much!" he shouted at me from his shop.
"I said keep it!"