Nana's Imouto
Disclaimer: I do not own the awesomeness of KHR, if I did I would make a second season of it.
Ch. 6-Le Gasp! Fighting!
"What's step 2?" asked Reborn when we got home, giving Nana the sushi. Which she happily accepted with sunflowers and glitter and all around happiness around her.
"To be able to fight." I stated, taking a photo to look closer at it. Awww, it's a tiny Kiddo dressed up in a Victorian little boy outfit and he's standing beside huge sunflowers! It's cute! So going to use this against him.
"Are you able to fight?"
"I've learned some stuff here and there." I stated, taking a sweet and munching on it. Wow, this is awesome!
"Such as?"
"S.I.N.G."
"Sing?"
"S.I.N.G."
"What is sing?"
"Solar plex, instep, nose and groin. Where Sandra Bullock is doing her talent in the Semi-Finals where she brings out her assistant, who is really her boss. Miss Congenitally. " I stated with a straight face, staring at Reborn who also had a straight face. Thought I could faintly see him do that sweatdrop thing. YES! I win!
"What else?"
"Eh, I have learned that the moment you pick up a sword, you become a target. Though I also found out that it could be anything really. A rock, a tree stump, a boiling scalding hot cauldron full of soup."
"And how do you know that?"
"I got in a lot of fights. And zombie movies. Those are awesome sauce. Should watch some."
"And, what else?"
"If you can run, run. If you can't run, surrender then run. If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run."
"Do I dare ask where you picked that up?"
"Xena: Warrior Princess season 1 episode 3; Dreamworker."
"Have you learned any actual fighting skills?" He asked, getting slightly annoyed.
"Sure."
"And they are?"
"Wax on, wax off. Sand the floor. Paint the fence. Paint the house and always look eye." I stated in a Pat Morita voice.
"If you're going to be apart of Dame-Tsuna's familiga you're going to be needing actual fighting skills."
"Then get Skull-san." I stated.
"Iie. I will not be having that lackey anywhere near me."
"Oro? What are you talking about?" Asked Nana coming to where I was in the kitchen, looking at photos. Hey, just because I'm having a Q and A with Reborn doesn't mean I forgot about the potential blackmail.
"Ah, Reborn was asking me if I can defend myself and now we are talking about tutors. He doesn't want one of them to come and teach me so now we are arguing over it. And I want to learn so I can protect my precious Nee-chan and Nephew." I stated, when I saw Nana about to protest.
"Reborn-kun!" Nana scolded slightly. "If my imouto wants to learn self-defense from your friend, then you should do it! Wouldn't it be detrimental if she learns from someone she's not comfortable with?"
"And wouldn't it easier if she did learn from someone she likes and is comfortable with?" She pressed after a few moments of silence.
"Hai." Said Reborn a little bit reluctantly.
DID I JUST WIN?! HELL YEAH!
"Sweet as, when can I start?" I asked, still going over the photos, pulling the ones that look super embarrassing.
"You'll start this weekend."
"Cool bean, hey Nee-chan, how did you meet Papa? And when can I meet Papa? Do I have the right to punch him in the face?" I asked my sister.
"Ara? Why would you want to punch Papa in the face?" Nana asked.
"Because I haven't met him, don't know if he's worthy of you-"
"Of course Papa is worthy of Mama!" She exclaimed.
"Nu-huh! You're the most kind hearted, adorable, unicorn-loving being there is! There's a saying where I come from; when a good man goes to war, the devil will run. I don't want you to be the good man who goes to war! Just think of what will happen! Entire nations will flee before you! You'll be the next ruler over the entire world!"
"That doesn't seem like a bad idea."
"Just think of the paperwork you'll have to do; all of those lonely nights spending away from Kiddo, Papa and me! C'mon, who wants to spend time away from me! I'm awesome! No, just joking about that. But, you'll have no time to cook."
"Oh! Papa wouldn't like that!" Nana said, holding a hand to her mouth.
"See? I need to make sure that he's worthy of you." I stated, and then pointed to a photo of Nana and the blonde hair dude water skiing. "Tell me about this picture. I know there is something going on with it."
"Why do you say that?"
"There's a lion between you two."
"Oh dear, well you see…" Nana trailed off and started telling this amazing story; that we didn't even notice that Reborn left us. We only noticed when none of the Rugrats showed up for dinner that I got roped into making. "Ara? Where's the kids and Bianchi?" she asked me, as we set the table.
"Kids? As in more than one, and who is Bianchi?" I asked back. Completely forgetting about Fuuta, Lambo and Bianchi. My bad.
"Lambo is this adorable sweet little boy with the curliest hair I have ever see and is very fond of this cow printed one piece outfit. He has the greenest eyes and is a friend of Reborn-chans." She started. Chan? Did she really call Reborn, Reborn-chan? She's the toughest character. "And Fuuta-chan is a delightful pre-teen who has hair the color of wheat and deep brown eyes, like chocolate! He has this cute little scarf that he carries with him all the time and he knows where to shop for the greatest deals! He's like a good luck charm!
"Bianchi is Goku-chan's nee-chan. She has the most unusual hair color, it's like a mauve color. She can cook up a storm and has the body of an Italian! She could be a supermodel if she wanted!" Nana said the last part enviously.
"Are you jealous?" I asked.
"Hie!" Ha! That's where Tsuna gets it from! He really is like his mother to the T. "N-N-No! Where did you get that idea?"
"I like the color brown. Much easier to wash." I stated. "Plus you get lot more compliments. I mean really, what can you compare mauve too? An ugly sweater. Brown, there's chocolate, warmth, embers of a dying fire that's really to spark up a fire. Home. Safety. Love. Plus with your height, it's perfect for hugs and kisses on the forehead. And you can wear heels without being called too tall, or tall enough. Much easier to find clothes too. And! It didn't take you as long to reach perfection!"
"Oh! You're the sweetest imouto ever!" Nana bailed and started hugging the living daylights out of me. Air! I need air! "But I do wonder where the kids are?"
"Oh! That's what I forgot to tell you!" I stated, eyes wide open and hands in my hair, like I forgot to tell her something very important. "I overheard Tsuna talking to his friends about having a studying night at one of their places and then helping them out on a project that they need to spend the night on!"
"Oh that Tsuna! I'm so glad that he found more friends to hang out with! But what about Bianchi and the other kids?"
"Does Bianchi have very green eyes and a tattoo?" I asked off-handedly, when Nana nodded, "I think I saw her getting on the bus heading to the beach, talking loudly about getting eel for her love and wanted to take the kids so they know how to get the right eel and had two kids that matched your description!"
Ha! I'm a much better cover-up than whatever Reborn used.
"Guess it's just you and me." She trailed off. Looking outside the kitchen window. A longing expression on her face.
Dude, when I see Iemitsu, I'm whopping his ass five ways from Sunday. Don't care if he freakin closed off Japan to Western Influence! He's going down!