Nana's Imouto

Ch. 9-The Source of Power! The Leather Pants!

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR. But I do have Murkuro's earrings.

I am so not dreading the day that I meet my brother-in-law, which is today. I mean really really not looking forward to it. He's not cool! I mean construction worker? That does not work well as a cover story!

I'll have to go with over that with him. With Reborn by me so Iem-san doesn't become an ax murderer. Totally cliché, let me tell you.

"Nee-chan!" I shouted at my oh so cool sister whose doing laundry and I'm helping with dishes.

"Nani Imouto?" She said right back.

"What time am I supposed to pick the dead weight?" I asked, getting the last of the dishes dried and put away.

"Eh?"

"Your husband, the one I didn't approve of just yet." I said sternly.

"Ara? Didn't I tell you? He wanted it to be a surprise, so he didn't tell me when he got here. Isn't he the most darling?" She said, twirling around with flowers around her.

"Iie. Baka." I stated, crossing my arms in front of my chest with an angry expression on.

"Nande?"

"What if he got in a car accident? Or if his plane got hijacked or was delayed, it's called keeping people informed!" I stated, even though I know he kept it a secret from his lovely partner.

"Hiie! I didn't think of that! Oh, I better go and see if he's okay!"

"Nee-chan! I can go grab him okay? I'll even make sure that he calls you the minute I see him! Plus you still have to finish cooking, don't you? Wouldn't it be nice for him to come after a nice long tiring day to a home cooked meal?"

"Ara? I guess you're right. You'll make sure he calls me?"

"Of course Nee-chan!" I said, crossing my left arm over my chest and held up my right hand with the first three fingers. "Girl scouts honor!"

"Oh! I'm just so happy that I have a lovely imouto such as you!" She stated, twirling me around.

It was sometime later, after I had my ice cream sandwich, where I noticed my cute little afro'd nephew. Oh dear, it's going to be opening act of the Leather Pants. That's my time to make like Will. E. Coyote, and get some ACME products to get out of here.

"Gyahahahaha! I'm the great Lambo-san and Lambo-san has decided that Tsuna-nii is going to buy Lambo-san some takoyaki!" I heard him shout out to the world. Probably pulling Kiddo's hair.

Ah, good times. Now to head to the town square to spy on the drama that's about to be unfold, involving my not-so-legal-blonde-haired-blue-eyed nephew.

"VOIIII! I'm here for the rings you filthy little pipsqueak!" I heard an angry voice yelled, peering around the corner I was hiding at, the tree that's by me giving me perfect camouflage. I saw a white haired, angry sounding, soap inducing loud mouth version of Kanda Yu from D. Gray Man. Or is it D. Grey Man? It's one of those.

"Ah, you're here An-san." Stated Reborn from the tree where I was hiding under.

"Of course. I had to see some of the Leather Pants Squad in action." I stated with a straight face.

"Leather Pants Squad?"

"It's their band name. Well, a shorter version of it. "

"Do I want to know the full version?"

"The Boyband Wearing Leather Pants."

"That was a rhetorical question."

"Hai. I love answering them. So where is my beloved brother-in-law?" I asked, edging back as the white haired Kanda is still yapping away like a little toy dog.

"He's out, giving the rings away."

"Great, I'll meet him back home."

"Aren't you going to do anything about Tsuna?"

"Ho? Me? Little civilian me, who has no fighting skills whatsoever, expect on Rainbow Road. I get first place on that. The one who Tsuna doesn't like? You expect him to follow my orders? He'd sooner trust a dolphin and a horse than me." I stated, getting out of hiding and heading back to the house. Maybe I can get Nee-chan super angry at Iem-san? Come up with some sob story about how I couldn't find him and leads me to tears. Yeah. I can do that.

"Rainbow road?"

"Mario Kart. Hardest level; played on the Nintendo 64. Beware the blue shells with spikes."

"Why do I even ask?"

"Because you want to know about me."

"Rhetorical!"

"But so much fun to answer!"

I eventually made it back to the house. Iem-san was already there. Good. My plan will come into action! Cowabunga dude!

"Nee-chan!" I shouted, bursting into the kitchen where she and Iem-san are at, chilling and eating. "Nee-chan, I couldn't find him! I looked everywhere!"

"Ara? What are you talking about?" Nee-chan asked, dropping the plate of food she was about to hand to the blonde idiot and turned all of her attention towards me.

"I couldn't find him anywhere! I even asked the Elvis Impersonator Squad to help me! I wanted it to be a surprise for you when I found him! I couldn't even call or text you saying that I couldn't find him because I held hostage in the town square!" I bawled out, shedding the crocodile tears. "I-I-I tried s-s-s-so hard N-N-N-Nee-chan!"

"My darling wife, who is she?" Finally asked the orange pants wearing dude, when he finally noticed that I was in the room and Nana's attention wasn't on him. What is he? Trying to look like a Super Saiyan or a Naruto cosplayer? I mean he has the orange outfit, blonde hair, and tan skin.

"She's my imouto!" Nana stated offhandedly.

"Get away from Nee-chan!" I shouted, pushing Nana behind me and glaring at him. Man, he's taller than me, damnit!

"What do you mean?"

"Who are you, and what do you want from us?"

"I'm Nana's husband!"

"Liar!" This went on for about 20 minutes of me calling him a liar and him trying to prove it.

"Hiieee?! What's my Tou-san and Ann-san doing, yelling at each other?" shrieked Tsuna, when he stepped into the kitchen.

"Oh Kiddo! This horrible horrible man made me get lost today in the airport and I even asked the Elvis Wannabe's to help me look for him! And then I got held up at the town square because of some freaky people wearing leather pants were doing all sorts of weird stuff and I was held hostage! It's all his fault!" I teared up, pointing to blonde.

"Eh?! H-H-Hostage?!" He yelled right as the taller blonde yelled about being Nana's husband.

"Hai! It was this big tall dude who looked like he got struck by lighting and had the weirdest mustache!" I still bawled. "And it's all his fault! Tell me Kiddo. Give the most honest truth. "

"Nani?"

"Is he your father?"

"Do I really have to answer that?"

"Hai!"

"Unfortunately, yes."

"T-T-T-Tuna-fish! What do you mean unfortunately? I'm your father! The Greatest person you know!" The tall blonde haired man said, tearing up, and reaching over to cry into Nana's shoulders. "Nana! Our son doesn't like me!"

"There there Iemistu. Let me introduce you. This is my imouto, Ann! She helped me from getting your ring taken away from me with a trash lid! Imouto, this is my Darling husband Iemistu!" Nana said with flowers behind her, glitter floating everywhere.

"Hi." I said blankly. Then quickly turning around and pushing Kiddo up the stairs. "I'm going to help Kiddo with his homework, like an awesome Auntie I am!" I yelled down, smiling in victory when I heard Iem-san crying.

I stared at the snoring body of Tsuna as he passed out on the table, Math homework pushed aside in favor of worrying about Basil who lies in the hospital bed, getting better after fighting the white haired Kanda. Picking up a nearby blanket I place it around him and manage to get a pillow underneath him. A sudden weight is added to my shoulders as I stand up.

"Hm, let me guess. An espresso is what you would like tonight?"

"We have much to discuss about." Stated Reborn.

"Like what it is that your doing hanging around my family." Said Iemitsu's serious voice.