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Characters: Davis Motomiya

World: 02

Notes:

Is it wrong to want Evil Davis back?

Chapter 85

Return of Evil Davis

For once, Davis Motomiya was first one to the computer lab.

Not that it was something to really celebrate, mind you. It was more of a nice change of pace. He even went out of his way to complete the other, just as vital mission of the day. Even if it had meant digging into his own personal stash.

"Have you brought snacks?!" the occupants of the room announced, their attention more focused on the bag of goodies than the gogglehead himself. Not that he remembered to bring his goggles today or the day before that for some reason.

"Give me a sec." he remarked and carefully set the bag down on the table, watching the digimon partners get to work. Of course, that didn't explain the ball of paper thrown his way.

"Hello?" he called out, only to get a chuckle in return.

"What a dump."

"Who said that?" DemiVeemon announced. "And why do you sound like Davish?"

Finally, the group let their attention turn. There, they found themselves facing down another Davis. Though, this one looked like they had never left their emo phase. But that's judging by their biker jacket and piercings.

"Is this the place, master?" a new voice added, followed by the appearance of two punk girls and what looked to be a cross between a cat and a hipst- I mean angsty emo. Big difference. Maybe.

"Of course it is." Davis #2 announced. "Do you think I would lead you two wrong?"

The girls are oddly silent, which this Davis takes as a sign of confidence for some reason. Personally, I woould be wondering what dark magic voodoo had been done to them. Take your pick. We have robotization, corruption,

"So you're me then?" the other davis remarked and got a groan in return. "Anything different about your reality from mine?"

But all that got him was one of those evil laughs.

"Well, I rule the world for one." Davis #2 announced. "You can call me Sivad, as well."

"Sivad?" Davis answered. "Dude, that's just 'Davis' backwards."

"Yep! Does it inspire fear within you?"

Silence.

I'm not entirely sure what idiot here was expecting to get out of that remark. Maybe he thought it was far scarier than it actually was.

Whatever the case, he pounded his chest.

"No matter, I'll just have my wives take care of you then."

That got him another look. This time, it was from his own entourage. Unlike Davis and his group, they looked quite ready to kill him. And maybe they should. Probably save everyone a whole lot of trouble in the long run.

So Davis pulled out his phone and began to dial.

"Let's see here." the digidestined thought as he clicked the last digit in. "TK, are you there?"

There was silence for the first couple seconds, mixed in with a bit of the usual dial tone. Eventually, he got a response.

"Davis, this better be good." TK announced, the sound of Kari giggling just barely audible on Davis's end of the phone.

"Would an evil married version of me sound farfetched?"

He seemed to get laughter from the other end of the phone.

"Not really." TK answered. "I'm actually having lunch with Kari and two alternate versions of me."

"Uh… that's sounds nice?"

More laughter. Though in this case, the people on the other end sort of sounded like TK. But not really.

"How am I supposed to get rid of him then?" Davis continued.

"Have a nice conversation with him." TK answered. "He should leave eventually."

And with that, he hung up.

"Did you get an answer, Davish?" DemiVeemon inquired as the weird kitty thing made another glance his way. "Nice kitty…"

That got him a charge by way of the cat. And while he did try to get out of the way, it was quite futile and didn't really accomplish anything. Sort of like Davis's current attempt to call Kari. Even though he knew she was out with TK at the moment.

"You have just called the goddess of the digital world, Homeostasis. If this is about the mess I may have or may not have caused at Strawberry Hills and forcing the entire world to be literally rebaked, press 1. If you want compensation for the time possibly spent in a glass tube for no applicable reason, press 2." the voice on the phone explained.

"Uh…" Davis started and held up the phone back up to his ear.

"If you're an applidriver and want information on how to break free from a time loop, press 3. Finally, if you need help getting rid of an alternate version of you, put in the first nineteen digits of Pi.

"I'll have to pass." Davis remarked and hung up. "Well crud."

He took a deep breath and debated his options.

"Let's try Ken."

More silence and dial tone later, he was through.

"You've reached Kathy of the Cyberis Lady Knights. I'm currently out of the office with my wi-"

Davis flung the phone away before it could finish. He doubted any more calls would do him any good.

"Okay. New plan." he thought and debated his options. "Hey evil me!"

"What now?" Savid announced.

"Want to get a burger?" the gogglehead suggested, watching Savid's expression change. "I know a good local place."

For a few brief seconds, silent fell over the place.

"Then take us too it then." Savid explained and motioned for his posse to follow. The two groups made their way outside, making quick work of the campus and getting onto the streets of japan alarmingly quick. Though at the moment, they were riding Raidramon. All of them. Which meant one of Savid's girls holding their partner off to the side. With the digimon acting as makeshift helmets. Which I'm fairly certain is not street legal at all. Not that it stopped them from attempting to get a crowd of people to do the wave either. "Can you go any faster?"

"Get off then." Raidramon answered and got a look from Davis. "What? it's true."

"These are our guests." Davis answered. "We need to treat them like that."

That got him a groan, which he decided to ignore. Sure, chauffeuring your evil doppelganger to a local restaurant was not what either of them had been expecting to do today. But it was a nice change of pace. Which was good enough of a reason for the gogglehead at least.

"Here's the place." the gogglehead explained and got up, his passengers doing something similar right after. "Are you guys pa-"

Before he had a chance to really finish that sentence, the burger place was phased from existence.

"Ta ta for now!" Sivad announced as he teleported away, his companions following right behind. "Maybe we can truly have lunch some other time!"

With that, Davis, Raidramon and the other digimon partners found themselves left to their own devices

"Well, that was different." Davis remarked, turning his attention to his other passengers. "Anyone want pizza?"

There was much rejoicing, followed by pizza.

Notes:

It's Evil Davis. What is there to really say.