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Edna finishes marking the IQ test at 9 at night and when she totally it up, she was shocked.
Really?
That was his IQ?
She called the principle.
"Yes, Mrs Krabappel?" Said Principle Skinner. "You know your not supposed to-"
"He's a genius" she blurted out.
There was silence on the other end as the man said. "Who's a genius?"
"The alien boy Alberto" she said. "The IQ is higher than what Lisa Simpson got"
"What!" Said the man
"He's a genius, Skinner. A massive genius!" Said the woman. "We'll have to call somebody from the goverment to put him in the specially gifted school. Either way, were going to get a huge paycheck for discovering this genius. We should also do an IQ test for the sister as well."
The man was over the moon but than she heard the sound of the phone going underwater along with cursing.
She was stunned.
What was he doing?
Maybe something with that hack of a woman he called a mother.
# Next morning#
"Good morning" said Legion, through the speakers.
"Good morning, master" said the Simpsons.
"Here is some radio music to help you get into the mood for a new day" he said, before he played the robotic music made by the machines.
"Hmm. I like it" said Homer, before singing along to the simplistic tone.
They all finished and got into the car, dropping off at their various locations.
Bart and Lisa came into school, and Bart went up to his teacher and said. "Thursday, its international Gabdoe day. Mrs Krabappel"
He showed her, on a screen.
"And what is that?" She said.
"It means everybody stays off work and party's. We become thankful for the good crops this month" he said, while trying to keep a smile off his face. "My family might even have to go back to our home planet to celebrate. So please don't be surprised if you don't see me in class on Thursday. You can even call my parenrs to confirm"
But of course he never said, they would actually celebrate it.
"We'll, if it's a cultural thing, the school has no right to stop you from celebrating it" she said.
"Thank you for understanding" he said, before walking back to his seat.
Who know having a cultural holiday would give him so much time off?
However Bart's good mood only lasted until break when he found out he was expected to stay after school to discuss his results for his IQ test.
This was why his parents were very shocked to be called into school, the whole family met in Principle Skinners office only to find out a goverment man for geniuses was there.
Everybody looked ready to turn around just as Bart did an hour before, but kept at it.
"Ah, you must be that alien family" said the man. "Fascinating"
"Is Alberto doing badly?" Said Marge.
"No, not at all" said Principle Skinner. "In fact he's excelling. Just yesterday we had him take an IQ test"
"Your childs score was so high, we had to call a professional in" said Superintendent Chalmers.
"I would love to have Alberto go to my school for the gifted" said the man. "I'm already away that your other child has just taken her IQ test"
Lisa nodded.
"I don't think this school is right for somebody of Alberto interllect" said the man.
"Hate to break it to you but my only strong point is that I'm your guy if your making plans or want to go to War with somebody" said Bart.
"Well, all gifted children can do that" said the man. "This place simply isn't suitable for you. You'll be surpressed all your life." Before he addressed the parents and said. "I'm offering him a free admission to a school leagues above anything this school will teach in terms of quality. He would have space and resources to reach his potential. This place is falling apart"
"Can we think about it?" Said Homer. "He's geniusness comes as a shock because we're new to this planet and we need time to process it"
"Oh, course" said the man. "And I can't wait to find out if your other child Angel is a Genius as well. I already know your baby had been put into the gifted program. I'll be seeing her next Monday"
Maggie stopped sucking.
They than left and got into the car.
"Please don't make me go back to that place!" Yelled Bart in the car. "It was god awful the first time around! Everybody was speaking big words and they live in fear of bullies"
"You don't know if it's the same place, Bart" said Lisa. "It was a simulation, remember"
"Your sister is right" said Marge before she said. "And besides were not sending you back there"
"You aren't? Wahoo!" Yelled Bart.
"But you two aren't going back to that elementary school" said Marge.
"What?" Both Lisa and Bart said.
"That school is a train wreck and we have money now" said Marge. "That school is jam packed and nobody seems to care. The teachers squader the school's money on the teachers lounge. What kind of place is that? I feel terrible sending you off on that bus not knowing if you would come back alive or not. The bus driver is on drugs for Pete sake. He could kill you one day"
"Your mother is right" said Homer. "We aren't letting you go to that lousy school. Maybe well take another shot at Cloisters Academy, now that we have money."
"Yes!" Said Lisa.
"What no! My friends!" said Bart.
"Bart, you've been in the same place for 31 years" said Lisa. "Aren't you sick and tired of that school? And besides don't you have Milhouse number memorized? Why on Earth do you have to go to the same school? Can't you still meet up and go to each other houses?"
Bart was silent.
She had a point.
And there would be no Nelson.
"I'll call the school in the morning" said Homer.
Marge was happy because finally she didn't have to wash the whole schools PE uniforms to get her daughter into that school, they actually had money now.
But than they noticed one thing.
Homer was circling around their block.
Why?
A split second revealed why.
On the street, where the crowd had pretty much dissappeared around their home, was none other than Abraham Simpsons, having been kicked out of his retirement home because nobody was paying for him any more.
"Homer" said Marge giving him the eyes.
"What?" Said Homer. "He's not my dad anymore. I'm an alien and he's human" and than he started laughing. "What a beautiful day to be an alien"
And Marge looked deepened but than she saw Patty and Selma get out of their car with suitcases.
She unconciously joined her husband in stepping on the gas.
When she realised it, she stepped off.
"You know we could just drive into the garage? The shield would stop them from going in" said Lisa.
None of them thought about that.
So that's exactly what they did.
They entered the garage while making sure not to look at any of them in the eye, despite the banging or shouting.
They passed through the barrier and parked in the garage, they than shut the door and entered the house.
Than the curtins closed slowly.
"Should we call the police?" Said Homer.
"Homer!" Said Marge.
"What? We have no obligation to them anymore" said Homer. "Smoking is already toxic to people. Do you want to find out what that does to us? Do you want to die for the sake of past relationships? Weren't your sisters cruel to you as a kid? Have you heard one word of apology? At least I say sorry, you let those women who could kill us slowly, around our kids with a smile on your face. This isn't a simulation, all it takes is one fire or somebody forgets to open the window. We'll be dead from Carbon monoxide poisoning"
Silence.
Everybody looked at him with wide eyes.
"Homer, did you just get smarter?" Said Marge.
Homer eyes went wide.
"Oh, yeah. I removed that Cryon stuck in his brain" said the voice from the speakers. "His brain is sore but it looks like its healing up, nicely.
They were silent, Legion know his cheerful tone was ruining the serious mood.
"Oh and your should call the police or at least pay for the old man nursing home for a year or two" said Legion. "I'm not having those filthy humans touching my property"
"You heard, master" said Homer, seeing that as an okay.
Marge and the kids watched him call the police on Marge's former twin sisters and the nursing home nurses came for the old man.
Homer paid for 3 years over the phone and than breathed a sigh of relief, when all of them were gone.
And than they smelled something burning.
"The food!" Said Marge running to get it out, something that looked to be covered in gold.
She served them and that hardness that would break teeth had become chewy when faced with their mouths.
"Is this genuine gold?" Said Lisa.
"Yes. I looked at our cook book and we had some in the cupboard" said Marge.
They all eat the thing, that would have many people in tears because they could be set for life.
They finished eating, and just when they did, there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it" said Homer, he walked to the door and opened it.
It was Ned Flanders.
"Howdy, Neighbour" said Ned, as Homer blinked. "I was just wondering if you and your family were going to church on Sunday? I and my family would love to see you there so we can bask in the word of god together and celebrate Jesus Christ"
And before Homer could say anything awful, Marge stepped in and said. "We would love to go to church with you, if not to experience your wonderful earthly Culture."
"Fantastic. I can't wait to praise the lord with you" said Ned.
And Homer shut the door, they both walked away from the door, before he said.
"What the hell Marge! We don't need to go to Church anymore! We're going to go to hell anyway"
"But knowing you, you would have been downright rude to that man" said Marge. "I don't feel comfortable dodging the church when we're invited. We are not skipping on this"
"But it's two hours of boredom" he said.
"They invited us so that's final" said Marge.
"Fine" said Homer. "One church service and that's it." Before he said. "However if I catch even a whiff that they are trying to convert us, we're leaving. Earth God is not allowed in this house"
Just than Bart said. "Can Milhouse come over?"
"Sure" said Homer.
"Than can I have some friends over than?" Said Lisa surprising them with the fact it was one of the rear times she actually had friends.
"Of course, sweetie" said Marge. "Just tell me who's coming and I'll allow them in"
# The Next day#
Everybody in the household seemed to have something to do today or had already done so.
The house was alerted to several kids going through the shield and towards the door.
After Lisa took her friends, Bart went to take his.
"Hi, Alberto" said Milhouse.
"Hi, Milhouse" said Bart. "Come in"
And the blue haired boy did, they went up to his room and entered it.
"Woah" said Milhouse, he expected to enter a room similar to Bart's but there was no way this was Bart's room.
For one thing, this was a room of a kid who clearly had more than a few bucks pocket money.
It was massive and high tech.
"Your impressed by this? It's pretty standard on my planet" said Bart, hidding how even he was impressed by his new room.
Before he said. "Let's get one thing straight. I only invited you because you look like the least likely to try and rob me. By the way, there is a trigger in place so that if you do try to rob me, you won't make it out of the house with my stuff alive unless I say so"
Milhouse looked worried.
"Anyway" he said. "Let's play video games"
And than the world around them changed and they both found themselves in a costimisation lab.
"Cool!" Said Milhouse, seeing a weapon shift before his eyes, it felt so real.
"It's too early to be surprised, Milhouse" said Bart.
Meanwhile in the real world, they were just standing in the room with a blank look on their faces.
Marge smiled and went to Lisa room.
Lisa was with her group.
"So wheres your wardrobe?" Said Sherry.
"Right here" said Lisa before many screens showed up around the whole room.
"Woah" all of the girls were shocked.
"You just click on what you want, a tube comes down to disinfect you and than the clothes put themselves on for you" said Lisa before she said. "But it's not impressive though, I'm sure you girls have far more impressive closets."
They didn't but everybody wanted to look good in front of her.
"Oh sure/ absolutely" they said.
"Anyway, I'm making sure guest mode is activated for all of you. You can see what you like and try it on" she said, before she said."because you know, whatever"
The girls didn't have to be told twice, they found gorgeous clothing items after gorgeous item.
The clothes adjusted to their size but it was only kept on for a few minutes and than their normal clothes were put back on them.
Marge than activated parental watch which activated the house robot guardian that was made to look more humanoid, than she took Maggie and walked to the car with Homer.
The vechile backed out and drove away, Marge to her book meeting and Homer to drink with the guys.
It disnt matter to him that he found out he couldn't get drunk off of beer, he liked to hang out with the guys.
Yes, things were definitely different for the Simpsons.
Legion couldn't wait to see how the Simpsons will be going to a place where they no longer worshiped the god.
And scene!