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With great money, comes greater trouble.
Due to Homer going for the more expensive version of a disguised collar, it came with a 2000 page manual which he didn't even glance at it.
Now the whole family was paying for it.
The collar not only turned Santa Little Helper into an adorable alien dog, it had gave him super powers.
Super powers that the dog did not know how to control.
They found out about this side effect when their dog, began drooling acid on their carpet and they watched the carpet die before their very eyes.
What followed next was several hours of the dog destroying everything that so much got near him.
The dog was obviously freaking out and when animals freak out, they tend to not stay still.
Thousands of dollars worth of damage appeared before their very eyes, everybody tried to catch the super powered dog to try to get it to calm down before he was too fast.
You can only imagine what the neighbours and those snooping heard.
It only stopped when the dog, exhausted its energy and fell asleep, killing the grass underneath him but by than the house appearances was completely trashed and a lot of its casing was peeled off.
Of course, people were interested.
"Look at this house, its completely ruined!" said, Marge, people could see into their rooms and they were screwed if it started to rain.
Suddenly they heard. "I have a suggestion." from Legion. "Why don't you call the reconstruction bots?"
"Reconstruction bots, Master?" said, Homer.
"Just press 3 on your landline and hundreds of hours of work, gets done in a mere 15 minutes" said, Legion.
The minute he said that, Homer who didn't want to get nagged by his wife, rushed to the phone and pressed 3.
"You have reached the construction drone line. What is your emergency and please state the location" said, an automated voice.
"The dog trashed my house and this is the location." said, Homer.
"A squad will be on its way" said, the voice.
Lisa looked out to see a crowd of people had gathered outside their home to watch them.
Suddenly they all heard a low humming sound.
"You should probably get out, they are programmed to get ride of anything that shouldn't be there by force." said, Legion and the Simpsons ran out of the home, taking the dog with them.
Obviously Bart, took him carefully.
Both dog and boy, left seconds before a squad of flying drones came down from the sky and began circling the house, and than it began to get fixed before their very eyes.
The crowd behind them 'ooed' and 'awwed' as it was fixed to be as good as new.
"Isn't having better technology than everybody else, wonderful?" said, Homer.
Marge rolled her eyes.
And then the squad finished and the house shined.
One bot went over to Homer and gave him an envelope.
"What is this?" he said, taking it and opening it up.
The paper dropped and rolled to the other side of the street.
It was a bill.
"HOW MUCH!?" said Homer, he looked at the zero's and than he looked at the dog.
The dog that cost him millions.
Bart came to the rescue when he saw the familiar look in his fathers eyes.
"Wait. Dad. We're rich now. Its free because we're the only civilians remember?" said, Bart.
The word 'free' managed to break through the barrier and to him.
"Really? I lose nothing?" said, Homer.
"Nothing, Dad" said, Lisa.
He calmed down hearing it came from her and said to the bot. "Thanks for the Bill"
"Your welcome" said the bot.
The bots rose to the sky together and zapped away.
And that's when they noticed pretty much the whole neighbour had come out and had circled them.
From the moment the bot came up to Homer, they had been speaking Alien language.
The conversation.
His shout.
His kids talking to him.
All of it.
So you can imagine the wide eyes of those around them.
This just wasn't their Sunday.
"I think we should go back in quickly" said, Marge to her husband.
Homer didn't have to be told twice.
"Come along, children" said Homer. "And bring the dog" and he pushed through the barrier and into the house while smiling awkwardly.
They shut the door behind them.
There was noise at dozen voice chatted to each other about what just happened, which they family could fortunately block out.
Realising it was late, they all decided to have their lunch and ordered some dog food for the dog.
The construction bots even improved their floor so it wouldn't die with the dog drooping acid everywhere.
"I know Marge" said, Homer, seeing her look. "I'll read the manual."
They all finished eating and it was in the dead of night that Marge sent everybody to bed and walked the dog out to its new dog house, that was leagues better than his old one.
The dog was very family when it saw it.
Everybody had an amazing sleep.
That was until the house woke Homer up to go walk the dog.
Homer groaned so loudly but did it, he found the dog leash that came with the collar.
"Good morning, Homer" said, Legion.
"Good morning, Master" said, Homer before he went outside and hooked the dog up on the leash.
Both of them began to walk out of the barrier and down the street.
Early morning joggers and people who were coming back from a late night shift, stopped and stared at the strange but cute dog.
However Santa Little Helper new found destructive powers soon reared its head and damage began to appear on the side walk, nearby gardens were ruined, fire hydrant was destroyed.
A decent cop saw the destruction his dog was causing and wrote him a ticket with a massive fine on it.
When Homer and the dog got back, he actually decided to crack open the manual while the rest of the house woke up and they found him playing with the dog collar while the house made sure the dog couldn't escape to be seen by a neighbour.
"Morning Homer" said, Marge giving his a kiss.
"Morning Marge" he said.
And than the kids came down in their uniforms.
Bart was soon tackled by Santa little helper a d kicked.
Homer put the now adjusted collar back on, and the ugly dog turned back into the fluffy alien puppy.
No acid this time.
"Oh, you did it" said, Marge.
"Not only that but this is a very good read Marge" said, Homer. "Did you know that this collar can act like a satellite? Wifi, everywhere you go as long as you bring the dog." he was amazed.
"Good morning, family" said, Legions voice.
"Good Morning, Master" They said, before they ate and Marge sent the kids off to school when she saw the fancy school bus.
"What are we going to do about the dog?" said, Homer.
"I'll take him" said, Marge. "I don't have to work and he's a great conversation starter"
"Really? Thanks Marge" he said, giving her a kiss on the cheek before they went to the car and dropped Maggie off to school and than he dropped his wife and the dog off before heading to work.
"You coming with me, to go shopping" Marge said, and than they walked and entered the good grocery store that rarely her family could afford to come to.
However, she forgot that those who didn't have kids could afford this place.
"Lets go to the pet section" she said, and than she noticed the adults turn to stare at the dog catching a ride on the trolley with her.
They went to the pet section and the way the dogs eyes just lit up when it saw they actually money to afford what it wanted was amazing to Marge.
However, suddenly a cart bumped into hers and she looked up to see her former twin sisters, Patty and Selma.
The smoke was so thick that the dog fur turned yellow.
Both woman were surprised by this mysterious alien dog she had.
"Marge..." said, Patty. "We know its you"
Her mind went blank.
"I don't know why your mad at us" said, Selma. "But we just wanted to congratulate you on how well your doing now. You got rid of that voice and your sending your kids to a fancy private school. We're proud of you"
Proud of me?
PROUD OF ME!?
Marge almost lost it.
This was the same two who tormented her all her childhood and made her feel worthless to the point she settled for a guy who lied to her and was delusional, she even had kids with him.
And they had the gall to say they were proud of her?
Homer was right, her sister didn't deserve her attention especially now they could afford to stay in 5 star hotels, send her kids to the best school and she was no longer cursed with the word 'Related'.
Her face went blank and she said. "I'm sorry, but who is Marge?"
Both of them looked at her surprised.
"My name is Carlieen" she said. "I've never seen you two ladies before, you must have mistaken me for another person." before she said. "I'm honestly surprised that there may be a person who looks like me. I have blue hair and its moving. You human women are just full of surprises"
And then she wheeled away.
She felt like a huge weight had been lifted from her.
But that only lasted for a minute or two before she realised more than half the store was following her and looking at her shop like she was doing something profound.
She didn't buy any human food instead she went to the bargain bin isle, to see if there was any clothes her children could wear, encase they had to dress more human.
However with money came a new perspective.
She saw every item of clothing as low quality and some smelled like they had been fished out of the garbage and sold.
She vowed to go to the shopping mall before heading to self check out, again everybody turned to stare at her.
Having blue hair wasn't bad enough, now she had moving blue hair and an ugly dog disgusted as cute alien puppy with her.
She used the card they were given and happily checked out, she carried the bags and the dog loyally followed her.
They headed out to the mall and went into a clothing shop, the poor workers looked like they were having a heart attack when they saw her and the dog walk in.
She heard them whispering about her and several people walking by noticed her and came to stare at her from the window.
She frowned, she was just shopping like everybody else.
She found some clothes and than headed to the cashier, the worker stared at her for a good 5 minutes before finally taking her purchase.
She paid with the card and then left, her face was snapped over a dozen times along with the dog.
She couldn't have gotten home fast enough.
The moment she put on the TV, she knew she had made a mistake.
"This just in, Springfield's alien Woman was spotted out shopping!?" said Kent Brockman of Springfield news. "Eye witnesses say she brought dog treats and brought clothes at a store. We have interviewed some of these eye witness"
"Why is this news?" she said. "People should mind their own business"
Several hours later, everybody was back but it turns out they all had a rough day.
People were so nosey that they wanted to know everything about you, Lisa found that she was followed for blocks and Bart was sure he saw a sniper gun hiding in bush.
All of them were wiped out and could still hear the clicking of camera's in their minds.
"When are people going to stop caring that we're aliens?" said, Homer.
"Give it two years" said, Legion on the speaker phone. "Do you know what you guys need? Somewhere to be yourselves. Come to the planet on 80 percent off day. I would love for you to meet your relatives"
"Relatives?" said, Lisa, before she said remember. "Master?"
"I've actually been very busy here and I thought you guys deserve better relatives" said, Legion. "People who are both good looking and not old"
"Oooh" said, Homer.
"I think you'll especially like your new, polite, smoke free, older twin sisters Marge." he said, as the woman eyes went wide with shock. "You guys would actually recognise them because they appeared in a future simulation but I made some minor tweaks. Your previous captures may have attempted to screw me over but they came up with some pretty good ideas at times."
Everybody looked at each other.
Would they go into the unknown for a chance to get away from the press and people of earth?
Well, the answer was yes.
It wasn't the first time they left their town because they couldn't stand the people living in it.
"Alright, set me up with some cool relatives!" said Bart.
Little did they know, that a planted ruled by a Tyrant would be so welcoming and fresh.
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