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In the morning on Earth, the terrible Springfield bus passed the Simpsons residence but saw nothing but a empty lot devoid of even a blade of Grass.
The house had become a spectical for the Springfield kids.
"Wow, it's like their house never existed" aid Nelson.
"Alberto told me, he and his family were going back to their home planet to celebrate a holiday" said Milhouse, the only one in the know about his alien friend.
Even though they looked the same and sounded the same, Milhouse knew Alberto wasn't the Bart he knew.
Alberto was a lot more jaded, less likely to panic, was overall smarter than Bart was.
But after spending 31 years, time does that to you.
"Their home planet?" Said Martin Prince. "I wonder if I can get pictures from them. I would love to do a report on them"
"I don't think Alberto likes you. And Angel is far too cool to talk to you" said Sherry. "She doesn't even go to our school anymore because she has the money to leave once she realised it sucks. Good look trying to approach her."
She put him down.
However they all would love to go on a school trip to ths families home planet.
They all imagined that it was a wonderful place.
# Planet#
It was not a wonderful place, the planet was about to reveal it's dark side.
Legion sat in a golden chair and looked at the dozens of screens before him, in the middle was Marge and Homer sleeping in their beds.
Around him were screens showing various locations even the Simpsons new relatives had places to live and were fast asleep.
He took a microphone and said.
"Good morning my citizens. This is your Master Legion speaking. Happy Holidays. The 80 percent sale starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Fight"
Fight was the trigger world.
Everybody but the Simpsons eyes snapped open and all of them showed yellow pupils.
"Your wish is my command, Master" they all said.
# A few Hours later#
Marge woke up to get ready for the day and feed the family when she glanced at the mirror at her own reflection.
Those blue eyes had become completely yelled.
What in the world!?
And that's when a car alarm echoed outside waking all of them up, she looked out the window and what she saw was nothing but madness.
That beautiful Utopia scenery had gone to hell, fire was everywhere, the sky had turned red and people were trampling over each other to get to the nearest store.
Animals were going to war on the streets.
"What in the world?" Said Marge, she put on a bathrobe and heard the door bell ring.
She cautiously went down the steps and thankfully there was a door hole to see through.
She looked through it while her family were sleepily behind her.
It was Loover.
She opened the door and the sound that blasted into the house was just terrible.
But not as terrible as Loover appearence.
Gone was the neatly groom man, now his clothes were ripped, his hair was a mess, there was green goo on his cheek and his knuckles clenched the blaster in them, his yellow eyes fited well compared to the choas behind him.
"Hi, Carlieen. Merry saandwakab" he said.
"What in the world?" said Marge.
"Oh, what's going on right now?" Said the man. "It's a 80 percent off sale on everything and out society has collapsed for one day. Even the police are desperate to get their hands on something this cheap."
"Yes, but it's with the violence and yellow eyes?" Said Marge.
"Oh, it's that one time every year where our morals about killing go out the window" he said. "Stocks aren't infinite. Before you know it, you can't find anything anywhere for the next month." Before he said. "Now if you excuse me, I and my wife have to shoot down a few people to get the boots that came out just now" and than he walked off and hopped into the flying sports car with his wife who was covered in alien goop.
Everybody should have backed up, they should have shut the door and made sure it was locked along with the windows.
But their human rationality was suppressed for the time being.
"Did you hear that Hoover? Stocks won't last" said Marge. "We need to get that wedding ring and fast"
The locked the dog behind a barrier and than she went to the vault and everybody took out weapons.
It was probably one of the coolest moments they had as a family.
And than they rushed outside and made their way to the car, they followed the directions to town and saw complete choas.
People shooting each other everywhere, fires burning, explosions happening and people waiting in several block lines.
"It's scary out here" said Lisa.
"Cool. I've never seen so much alien goo" said Bart, taking videos with his phone.
"I'm checking the nearest wedding ring store now" said Marge.
Just than a car was flipped over them and sent flying, just barely missing them by a hair.
They managed to get to the street but a fight had broke out, animals with intelligent life went to war before their eyes.
"We have no choice, we have to go through" she said. "Blasters up"
And they did so and than they all ran and started firing and dodging.
"This is the coolest thing we've done as a family" said Bart, while still holding his phone up. "I love being an alien!"
"Woohoo!" Said Homer shooting.
They came to the engagement ring store at last and saw there was a brawl going on inside.
They entered and saw that a lot of the isle were empty and Homer went browsing through the catalogue to see and as he swipped he just kept seeing 'Out of Stock'.
This was his one chance to get his wife something nice at a dirt cheap price, who knows if he could find another on this planet.
And just as he was about to give up, he saw it.
A wedding ring so luxurious looking that Marge would actually be proud to say he was her husband.
However the reason why it was still here was quickly revealed onto him.
It was expensive.
Really, Really, Really expensive.
Even at 80 percent off, there was still five zeros attached to it.
Thank god, his family was now the richest family on the planet...
"Carlieen." He called out and the woman turned with the baby, she came over and saw the ring.
"Oh, Hoover" said Marge, seeing the ring. "Its gorgeous"
Both Lisa and Bart came around.
"Wow, with a ring like that I'll won't be embarrassed to be seen as a family" said Lisa.
Explosions were going on in the background and screams.
Homer wrote the number down and went up to the check out desk, the workers had built a solid wall with a slight hatch, to protect themselves from the violence.
He slid the paper through it, and a screen popped up.
'How would you like to pay?' Said the screen.
And then there was the option of debit, credit card, cash or tab.
He chose debit and than he waited, and than a slip was put before him.
"Please sign here as proof of ownership" said the person on the other end.
He did so and than a luxurious box passed through and Homer took it.
People saw the box.
"Hey, that guy has jewellery! I'll pay you big bucks for it!" Said somebody.
"Run, family. Run!" Said Homer.
And all of them ran, a herd of people chased after them, it certainly wasn't the first time they were chased by a mob even if it was in a simulation.
They found the car and hopped in before driving off, they found themselves being chased by people getting into their cars.
A high speed chase with hovering cars going 100 miles an hour was the coolest thing for Homer who was living his dream.
They went up buildings, they flipped upside down and they jumped into their garage, before shutting the door, slamming the shield on and hearing people yell and pace around their property.
Homer finally presented the ring to Marge on one knee and Marge with tears in her eyes as she put down Maggie, put it on the finger that used to have a wedding band on it.
The Ring matched her hair, both of them kissed regardless of their kids gagging in the background and Homer carried a giggling Marge up stairs.
"Thank god, the walls are no longer thick" said Lisa, before she turned and said. "So what do we do now?"
"I'm going right back out there and getting me those new hovering boards" said Bart.
"Albert!" Said Lisa but he wouldn't listen, Bart was gone and laughing as he shot people down.
Lisa picked up Maggie and released the dog, he immediately cowered, having clearly seen the choas going on outside.
She opened a book for both of them, and began to read.
The next morning when they all came to, they realised what they all done and it was met with horror and secretly wanting to do it again.
Marge was really horrified by her lack of safety but than she glanced at the ring on her finger and snuggled up to Homer.
She heard the doorbell ring and soon heard.
"Hey, Love birds. I'm going to take the kids and the dog to a flying rugby game. Is it okay?"
They only got a hum back and the kids cheered as they went with one of their new Uncle's.
The following days was magical, they went out with their extended family to games, to nice restaurants, to the beach, to the cinema, Homer had a drink with his new brother on top of a donut and Bart and his new cousins got bats and began to beat broken stuff at a Junkyard.
On the girls side, Marge was delighted to have sisters who took her shopping and made her feel good about her body.
Lisa was introduced to the world of intergalaxically books and knowledge.
Legion had picked up some books on a whim over the years as he pilging and fought in a war, now it was in a massive library to fulfil Lisa's dreams.
Maggie got to enjoy what its like to be taken care of by old people who didnt look hideous up close, didnt smell and didnt fall asleep half way through reading her favourite bed time stories.
Her mind was blown being with her new grandparents and Aunts and Uncles, who weren't smoking.
As for the dog, he discovered what it was like to be at a alien dog playground, at first the other dogs weren't sure about him because of his scent but they quickly warmed up to him and now he had friends.
However like all things, all good things must come to an end.
They heard Legions voice for the first time in days.
"Well, I see your enjoying yourselves." He said. "Ready to go back to Earth yet?"
"No" all of them suddenly said, before they realised it.
"I mean, I met a group of kids who like the same stuff as I do. I didnt need to hide my true personality at all." said Lisa. "They were going to show me the secret passenger way in the library"
"Forget that, I finally have cousins to do boy stuff with and I dont have to settle for Hoover" said Bart. "No offence"
"None taken" said Homer. "I got a cool drinking buddy for a brother and my new mom makes the best food I have ever teasted"
"I finally have sisters who do things with me and dont judge me if I'm being too boring" said Marge. "Nobody in my new family smokes and my parents are actually happy I married Hoover." Before she said. "No offence"
"None taken" said Homer.
The dog and the baby said something but they couldnt really understand.
Legion was amused, weren't these the same people who he had to weigh down to get them to agree to leave Earth?
"Sorry, but you wanted to get back to your lives on Earth in the first place, and I intend to stick with it" said Legion as he saw the disappointment. "However, I can open up communications for you with your friends and family. You are welcome to come back when their is such a big holiday again and dont worry about your social media, they will update once you are close enough to Earths satellite"
And than all of then blacked out as their house was encased in a bubble and began to be lifted up.
They were carried to the spaceship and zoomed out at light years speed.
The journey took one day, when they were close to Earths satellite, all their social media did indeed update.
Suddenly the videos and photos of what they did came flooding on their social media.
Them hanging out with their celebrity level good looking people they called friends and family.
Before they even touched down on Earth, they had broken the internet and every picture and video of theirs had gone viral.
And what's not to like?
A bunch of good looking people who held weapons and were dressed in skippy tight outfits.
A lot of people changed their phone wallpapers that night, both young and old.
Their hotness even reached the Family guy, Cleveland and American Dad house.
The aliens were once again trending and the poor US foreign affairs office found themselves assaulted through the phone by companies who wanted a link to the person they saw on the web.
Even if the person does not speak the language, they could still smile at a camera and learn a single phrase.
Their new relatives not only made a good impression on the Simpsons family but Earth as well.
Hot was Hot and they certainly were.
And scene!