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Loover kissed his wife on the cheek as she cooked and said. "Good morning, my Goddess"
"Somebody got their full 10 hours of sleep," she said.
"Not only that, I only got a photoshoot tonight and in a few days ill be shooting my new film," said the man. "So I was thinking...maybe you and I could spend some time together?"
"Let me check my schedule," she said before she concreted and said. "I have nothing today so I'm all yours"
"Fantastic," he said. "Let me get dressed and then we can get to our very sexy date" he kissed her on the neck.
She smiled and he walked away.
However, as she continued cooking, she heard her husband scream seconds later.
It was a Homer scream.
Legion really paid attention when making him.
She left the stove and put it on auto.
She then rushed to her husbands walk-in closet and saw him throwing out outfit after outfit.
"What is it?" She said.
"It's gone!" He said. "My next movie costume is gone! That costume isn't supposed to be shown to the public until next week! The public doesn't even know what movie I'm staring in. If the public sees my outfit, it's a huge spoiler! The whole production for the movie will be uprooted and I'll be fired!"
"Loover, calm down," she said. "I know you. You're the most careful man I know. Use that selective photographic memory of yours"
And he took a breather and listened to his wife.
That's when he remembered.
"Carlieen!" He suddenly said. "I gave the suit to my older brothers wife before my fans know it existed and try to peek. I must have forgotten to send somebody over there to take it from her"
And that's when he kissed his wife passionately and said. "This is one of the many reasons I love you"
And then he walked away.
"But isn't she on Earth?" She said.
"Than I'll make the journey," he said. "It may be dangerous but we have the technology. I'll be back in a few days"
And then he used 'Prep in a can' and he not only got super clean, but he also put on clothes too.
"I'll need this," he said, taking it's sister 'Food in a can' and then he kisses her and ran out the door.
"He's so dramatic but I love that side of him," she said.
Loover ran out of his very nice home and saw his fans outside his gate, they cheered when they saw him, he teleported away and walked to the shuttle station and saw one for Earth.
He entered it and it scanned him.
"What is your reason for going to Earth?" said a voice.
"I need to find Carlieen, my brother's Hoover wife," said Loover.
The request was sent up and Legion approved it because it would cause an uproar.
The shuttle blasted off and Loover spent a day with the prep in the can and food.
His dietress was going to kill him when she found out but he was willing to take the punishment.
The shuttle was actually very nice on the inside, he could shower and watch tv.
When the shuttle finally stopped, it opened up and he expected to see his brothers family but instead, he saw...
Children?
A dozen pair of eyes in uniform looked back at him, their eyes were wide and then the adults came.
"Excuse me. Do you know where I can find my brothers wife?" He said.
But to them, he was speaking a completely different language.
And then he heard it.
"Uncle Loover?"
He turned to see his brothers kids.
#Now#
Both Lisa and Bart couldn't believe it, their uncle from another planet had just crashed into their school.
The man smiled when he saw them and then they ran to him and he picked them up.
He swung them around.
All the teachers and the principal was shocked, they did not expect to see the man they secretly viewed on their phones at least once.
The kids, on the other hand, wished their families crashed into the school.
"What are you doing here?" Said Lisa, once both of them stopped spinning.
"I'm actually looking for your mother." He said. "I gave her a suit. That I really need back"
"Well, we don't know where she is but she's most likely with her friends," said Bart. "But Dad most likely knows though. School is over so we can take you to Dad"
"Really? That's great" he said, he then slid down the rumble and clapped his finger twice.
The shuttle cloaked before dozens of eyes and a shield was put up.
Lisa and Bart noticed the eyes of everybody.
"Oh, this is our Uncle Loover, everybody," said Lisa in English.
"We're going to find our dad with him," said Bart and then he motioned for his Uncle to bend down.
And the man said in a very sexy accent "Hi"
The female teachers almost fainted.
The two walking him out of the school, and through the streets to get to the nearest bus stop.
People were coming out of their work shifts and the kids of Springfield already had the advantage in journey.
So there was a lot of people around and of course, they noticed the extremely attractive spaceman waged between both Lisa and Bart.
"Oh, my lord. It's Loover" said one woman who looked up at her screen saver.
The level of attention they got was shocking, but both of them ignored it in favour of explaining to him how things worked while they waited like normal people.
"So let me get this straight. You have to wait for transportation to come?" He said. "And for how long?"
"For however long it takes," said Lisa.
And then they noticed the people with their phones out snapping pictures.
"Don't you people have anything better to do?" Said Lisa to them.
Everybody ignored her and continued snapping.
Loover decided to give them a very sexy smile.
And then the bus came around and the door opened and they got on, Lisa and Bart showed their bus pass, Loover gave the Driver a hundred dollar bill because he didn't know how this money thing worked.
A bunch of women got on the bus immediately after him and crowded around what seat they could take.
The bus was full and a lot of people didn't get off until Bart, Loover and Lisa got off.
They got off at the bus stop near the power plant.
"What is that smell?" He said.
"Pollution," said Bart.
And then he followed them and they walked into the powerplant parking lot and behind then was a herd of people.
Lisa called her dad and they waited outside.
Loover turned to the crowd and gave his best people wave.
Online people were seeing him on the internet and channel 5 news was already speeding to try and catch him before he vanishes along with people wanting him to advertise for them.
"Smithers! There is an angry mob outside our powerplant" said Mr Burns, before he said. "Release the hounds"
"Actually, sir," said Smithers. "They aren't here for you this time."
"They're not?" Said the man looking genuinely shocked.
"They're here for that man middle of the two kids," said Smithers, as he stared at the man's great backside.
"My god. It's like looking at a painting" said Mr Burns as the man turned around. "I've never seen a more attractive man"
"Well, I've seen somebody better," said Smithers.
And before it could get awkward they heard.
"Mr Burns. My brother is outside with my kids. Can I leave early?" Said Homer.
"Of course, Hoover," said Mr Burns.
Homer rushed outside to meet his brother and the other workers had already noticed the crowd and people.
Then the news van showed up and the people of science.
"Oh, my god. Is that Loover?" Said Lenny.
"Wait. Is his Sexy wife around?" Said, Carl.
The guys wanted to see the woman who wasn't afraid to reveal her chest.
So under the eyes of many and cameras, the brothers did their signature brother handshake.
"What are you doing here?" Said Homer. "Is the mother who brings cookies here?"
And than Loover surprised everybody by saying in English.
"I need to pick something up from your wife," he said.
"Wait. You speak English?" Shouted somebody.
"Well, with all of you bombarding me with words. How can I not pick the language up?" he said, his English voice was a lot sexier.
"Amazing. His ability to adapt is outstanding" said the scientist dude.
"I know she's somewhere downtown but let's pick the baby up first," said Homer and then they got into the car, the car flew off as people surrounded it and started spouting questions.
"Is it always this hectic on Earth?" He said. "I thought people would have calmed down after you guys"
"Urm well, how do we say this without inflating your ego?" said Lisa. "You're famous for your skills as an actor back home. Here. Your screensaver worth of attractive"
The man blinked owlishly and said. "I am? That's kind of weird. So what level is my big brother than?"
And thankfully, they were at Maggie's playschool before Homer ego could get hurt.
"We're here," said Homer.
They got out and walked to the door, the security guy did a double-take when he saw Loover.
Which celebrity?
The guy didn't even give them the usual check-up.
They walked into the Gifted room.
Maggie saw her new uncle before she saw everything else and crawled to him.
Loover was glad to receive her and picked her up and said. "Who's a good girl? I didn't think I'll see my niece so soon"
Maggie smiled.
He then noticed the teacher mouth open and said in English. "Hi, I'm Loover. It's so nice to meet the teacher whose teaching my ne-"
The teacher's eyes rolled to the back of her head and she collapsed.
She had fainted.
"Is she going to be okay?" He said.
"Yeah. The carpet is extra soft here" said Homer.
They left and got into the car, they strapped Maggie into the baby seat.
And then they began to drive downtown, it was already dark when they got down there.
"There are so many stores. How are we going to find her?" He said.
"We have to look into each one of them," said Homer. "Let's slit up. I'll take the baby"
They got out and immediately started going door to door looking for Marge.
A lot of woman dreams came true that night when he came bursting into the room, looking even more attractive than the pictures and videos.
"Is that Loover?"
"Loover is in downtown!"
"Its Loover! Marry me!"
When he finally found Marge, the Simpsons were stunned to see the man dragging behind him a chain of women that were attached to his trousers.
"Thank god. I found you" he said, as the chain of women still clung.
Marge neighbour wives looked at him with wide eyes.
"Well, hello, Ladies," he said, to them and they either chuckled or had red cheeks.
"Hi, I'm Luann and divorced," said Luann Van Houten.
"What's a Divorce?" He said. "Is it good?"
"It can be good if you want it to be," said the woman.
And that's when Marge coughed and said. "It's not that I'm not happy to see you here Loover but what are you doing here?"
They switched language.
"You know that suit, I gave you? I really need it back" he said
"But couldn't you have called me over the phone?" She said. "I would have mailed it to you."
"No good. A fan would have intercepted it. I had to come here in person" he said, and that's when he heard a snip, he looked down to see the bottom of his trousers were snipped by a crazy female.
"Okay. We need to get out of here fast" said Marge.
And that's when she said goodbye, and by now, Loover managed to dodge more scissors but his shirt was a wreck exposing his abs.
Women were squealing and pictures were taken.
"I'll meet you back in the car," he said, and then he scooped up both Bart and Lisa and began running.
He thought about where the car was and began to run, he lept, he backflipped.
He showed incredible agility and arm strength, he was perfect for the lead role in a superhero flick.
Bart saw a blue-haired boy.
"Hi, Milhouse!" He shouted, to the boy. "This is my Uncle!"
They passed by him, only for Loover to backtrack, get out a picture and autograph it and then give it to the kid and continue doing superhero movements.
"Cool. I got an intergalactic autograph. This must be worth a fortune" said Milhouse and than he saw the bullies at the corner and ran.
They ran after him.
The bullies we're being chased by the robbery guy.
Loover found the car and slid into the seats.
Marge, Homer and Maggie showed up minutes later and they drove off to get the suit at home.
By now Loover was trending worldwide, millions of people know this sexy alien of a man was on earth and glued to a device they can, to follow the family.
When they got inside the house, Marge went upstairs to get the suit.
Outside, there was an alarmingly growing number of people surrounding the shield.
"Uncle Loover. Why don't you sleep here? You must be tired" said Lisa.
"That's not a half-bad suggestion," he said, ruffling her hair.
"Here it is," said Marge.
Handing it over to him.
"Thank you." He said he hugged her before he said. "Can I stay here tonight? I haven't had a proper rest in a day"
"No, problem," said Homer.
"Ooh, thank goodness. I brought extra ingredients" said Marge.
And they went to sit down, Homer threw him a beer which caught.
With technology, Food was done in a few minutes and they sat around the table and ate.
Loover helped her clean up and the dog was pretty happy to see him, thinking they were back on the other planet.
Loover looked outside and saw people just standing there.
Are they just going to stand there all night?
Even the fans outside his home got something for their dedication, he gave them a fruit basket each.
"What's wrong, Uncle Loover?" Said Lisa.
"Do you have a music invention or something?" He said.
"We have a kàroke machine," said Bart.
"I don't know what that is but let's bring it outside. Your welcome to join me" he said.
Both Lisa and Bart were surprised but wanted to go out.
Perhaps, they were tired of running from people.
"Where are you going?" Said Marge.
"To sing to the masses Carlieen," he said, before shutting the door with Bart and Lisa already outside.
"Look, Loover is coming out!" Said somebody and then the crowd cheered.
Bart handed him a microphone and something clearly happened when he grabbed it.
"So that's a karaoke," he said before he said. "Kids follow me."
And then he touched the karaoke machine and it changed to something, not on the selection.
An organ began playing and he said dramatically. "Batman. Batman. Always driving people bats!"
And then the music truly started.
He sang in a voice that was just honey. "He always has a sidekick, Some boy wonder at his call! His utility belt holds everything, Can't find that at the mall! The Batmobile is super fast, There is no car that is surpassed! It's a good thing we've got Arkham, 'Cause he really drives us bats!"
Lisa and Bart chimed in. "Drives us bats!
Drives our bats! He really drives us bats, bats, bats!"
He sang with a voice that had woman swooning but had the grace of an actor. "
Whether dancing the Batusi Or using an array of tools..."
"What's this, an alien singing properly about Batman? Finally!" said Comic book guy, watching this from his computer, before clicking 'Like'
#Corportions#
"My God. He can sing. He's hitting all the audiences!" said somebody before putting his speakers up for the whole office to hear.
The same thing was happening everywhere, even the White house.
#Street#
"That beautiful voice," said Selma.
"That beautiful bod," said Patty. "The universe is a wonderful place"
And then the song finished and the three were met with cheers from the crowd.
"Thank you," he said, before saying. "Just wanted to say thank you for giving us attention. Now I'm going to go inside with my nephew and niece"
However, the crowd shouted.
"Encore! Encore! Encore!"
"Sorry folks. I'm an actor, not a singer" he said and then he walked away with the kids.
The following morning, Loover left before the Town woke up.
When the Townspeople were told that he had left, the family doesn't expect such a strong reaction.
Apparently, the town had fallen in love with the guy and was hoping he would move here, or take somebody with him when he left.
It was quite the blow.
But Loover thought they were nuts.
And scene!