Call Me, Callgirl Season 2: Callgirl and Friends (Episode 2)
Cast:
Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl
Stan Marsh as Toolshed
Wallaby Beatles as Kangaroo Kid
Kuki Sanban as Rainbow Girl
Featuring:
Freedom Fighters!
Jimmy Valmer as Fastpass
Timmy Burch as Doctor Timothy
Craig Tucker as Super Craig
Tweek Tweak as Wonder Tweek
Token Black as Tupperware
Clyde Donovan as Mosquito
Kyle Broflovski as Human Kite
Eric Cartman as The Coon
Kenny McCormick as Mysterion
Bradley Biggle as Mintberry Crunch
Leopold Butters Stotch as Professor Chaos
Dougie O' Connel as General Disarray
Scott Malkinson as Captain Diabetes
Leslie Meyers as Glitchgirl
Featuring
Lola Love as Lola Pop
(Episode 2: Rise of Lola Pop)
It seems like one of those times when Member Berries were on sale in South Park. Member Berries are berries of talking grape like berries that remember times from the past and don't mind being eaten.
But now, they took the step of evolution, Re-Member Berries. They don't talk or contain a face, they're just berries with a black question mark in the end. They say the ones with an Exclamation Point makes you feel the past, present and future.
Each hero in the Freedom Fighters HQ tried a Re Member Berry and each got a hint of memory lane.
Cartman remembered the day he'd become leader of Coon and Friends and suddenly his team had turned their back on them for Coon betraying them in the first place. All of this to the point the team was called Callgirl and Friends to celebrate Wendy's arrival despite the fact already having two girls already in the team.
Well, Bebe has helped heroes secretly on their costumes, like Mysterion and Callgirl. That secret was revealed the minute Mysterion wasn't talking to anyone but Bebe during lunch. Something about watching the last season of Star Versus the Forces of Evil, or something like that.
Callgirl would still get questions like, should girl heroes be independent from boys? Shouldn't Callgirl be the dominant one since Toolshed fell in love with Callgirl first? Why is it when a crush turns out to be a lame?
All those questions were answered in Wendy's thoughts. "Let me be." She said in her mind.
"Wendy?" asked Toolshed. "You want to try a Re Member Berry?"
"No thanks, I don't want to-" Wendy was about to say no when Cartman fed her an exclamation marked berry.
Suddenly, a rush from an alternate universe arrived.
She was in the hospital bed, with Stan by her side and something she might not expect. Wendy was holding a baby wrapped in a Pink Blanket while Stan was holding a toddler boy.
Snapping back into reality, Wendy blushed hard and red.
"What did you see?" Cartman asked. Wendy just ran away blushing to her room.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Stan asked furiously.
"I just fed her a berry with an exclamation mark!" Cartman shouted. Wendy then came back and attacked Cartman with her Selfie Sticks! "Gah! Get her off me!"
"You deserved it, Cartman." Said Doctor Timothy, telepathically. "You shouldn't be trying to expose people like that.
...
At dusk, Mysterion guards the night, as everyone is asleep since he has nothing better to do, or at least that what it said on his letter.
He yawns. "This had better be worth my time..." And that's when he saw her, who she knocked Mysterion from the building into the snow. Mysterion faints asleep and was unmasked by the girl.
...
The next day, the boys, and girl, were looking for Kenny, calling his name.
Kenny wakes up as Mysterion, though he was just inside the girl's club. The girls looked at Bebe.
"Is this him?" Asked Nelly.
"Yes." Said Bebe as she said with shame.
"Bebe?" Mysterion asked in his dark voice. "What's going on?"
"Well, since the Superheroes are a latest trend, since the girls played with the boys on their fantasy realm, I guess we want to play Superheroes too."
"Starting with me!" The girl who knocked out Mysterion appeared. She was wearing a mask like Callgirl, she has yoga pants and a yellow shirt with a candy symbol written on it. Her color scheme was Banana and Strawberry (Yellow and Pink) [Note: Fastpass doesn't call it Banana, he calls the Yellow Scheme "Juice" to make the color sound better, but it made Coon mad about the name since it reminds him of a certain race.]
"Mysterion, meet Lola Pop." Said Bebe. "Lola Pop, meet Mysterion."
"He's so cute." Lola Pop teased.
"Uh, what?" Mysterion blushed trying not to break character.
"And for your punishment, you have to teach us how to become Super!" Nelly smirked.
"This is dangerous." Said Mysterion. "You don't know what you're getting into!"
"Kenny, give up. They know about Wendy and Stan." Bebe sighed.
"WHAT?!" Mysterion shouted in surprise.
"Do it or I'll exploit your whole identity to the neighborhood!" Shouted Lola Pop.
Mysterion drops a sweat.
"Not if you can catch me first!" Mysterion rushed out the door as outside there was a group of girls, ready to hurt him.
That's when Wendy saw them, and Kenny, who's still Mysterion, as well as a new Superhero.
"Don't make me feed you the Sweets of Truth, sugar~!" Lola Pop taunted seductively.
Mysterion couldn't tell what had gone last night, but he can tell his lips aren't dry from being knocked down into the snow.
Wendy transforms Super and arrived as she lands between the girls and Mysterion!
"Well, look who showed up?!" Nelly cracks her knuckles.
"Callgirl! They're trying to force me to teach them to be superheroes!" Mysterion explained.
Callgirl frowns. "Shouldn't you know this isn't a game?! You can easily get hurt!"
"Well I just squeezed out every secret from Mysterion to the girls!" Lola Pop winked, making Mysterion grit his teeth.
"If you know there's every secret, do you think your exposure will matter?" asked Callgirl.
"Huh?" Asked Nelly.
Callgirl called Dougie. "General Disarray! Bring the Amnesia Dust!"
The girls gasped.
"YOU wouldn't dare!" Shouted Nelly. Bebe was relieved that she didn't have to expose secrets, but suddenly, Lola Pop started screaming secrets.
Lola Pop runs around with Mysterion unable to catch her. "Did you know that the ads are still alive?! Did you know that Mysterion is actually-"
"PHONE DESTROYER!" Lola Pop's phone exploded in her pocket as she fell with an injured leg.
"OW!" Lola Pop shrieked as she got up, walking with her leg injured. "I can't move!"
Suddenly, everyone was sprinkled with a green powder, making everyone but heroes forget. However, that means Bebe and Lola Pop can't forget.
"Quick! Back to base!" Shouted General Disarray.
"No!" Said Callgirl as she carried Lola Pop on her shoulders. "Mysterion! Help me!"
Mysterion obeyed and assisted Lola Pop, by carrying her in his arms. Lola Pop blushed.
"Wait, what about the girls?!" she asked.
"Don't worry! I'll handle it! You guys go ahead!" Bebe ordered.
And with that the heroes left.
...
Back to base, Lola Pop was restored to health with a Super Bean, which was a frozen Lima Bean to be exact.
"Well, I'm sorry for trying to expose you..." Lola sighed.
"(It's fine.)" Said Kenny, muffled in his parka. "(Just don't attack us anymore.)"
Doctor Timothy arrived with a new app downloaded in Lola's new phone.
"Huh?" Lola asked as she looked at the new app.
"Congratulations!" said Timmy, telepathically. "Since you beat Mysterion, as tradition, you must begin your quest as a superhero by defeating our 4 guardians."
"You mean. I'm a superhero?!" Lola jumped up with joy, took down Kenny's parka and kissed him. "Thank you so much!"
She skips away into the Simulation Room where she was preparing to fight the rest of the guardians.
"Did you SERIOUSLY, Kenny?" Asked Cartman. "Did you SERIOUSLY just lost to a girl?"
"She was too fast! What else can I do?!" asked Kenny as he, Kyle, Stan and Cartman followed.
"You did great out there, champ." Said Dougie.
"You really think so?" asked Wendy.
"I KNOW so. You are still amazing until this day!" Dougie jumped and pat Wendy on the head.
"Thanks." Wendy looked outside. "Sometimes I wonder if a Hero HAS a gender."
"Let's not get too PC." Said Dougie.
(The End)