A cold breeze blew past Links curtains into his room, waking the hylian from his deep slumber. His blue eyes slowly opened, taking in his surroundings. The first think he noticed was the two angels were gone, the only trace of them was the light imprints left in the soft mattress. Then he remembered what happed yesterday

"FUCK" he yelled loudly, then covered his mouth as not to disturb any outside silence. "God-FUCKING-dammit" he softly swore under his breath. It was only the first day and he already slept with someone despite vowing not to when he left. He punched his bed frame with force, then rubbed his knuckles to soothe the rising pain he delivered upon himself. Was he really that much of a whore that he couldn't go one day without having sex? He decided that this was Ganons fault, yeah, Ganon was the one who gave him the vibrator in the first place. He calmed himself down and went to go get himself some breakfast.

He walked downstairs (he limped a little since he felt somewhat sore from yesterday) and went to the food area. There were few people in there since most people woke up earlier than Link. He didn't even bother looking at what he grabbed to eat, he didn't really care, he usually just ate whatever he could find. While pouring himself a glass of milk, a short anthropomorphic Fox walked up to him.

"Hey, are you the new Link?" Link was caught a little off guard by this question, he didn't expect anyone would want to talk to him.

"Yeah, I guess I am." He said with a little sadness in his voice. He felt like a downgrade from the last Link. The fox held out his hand

"I'm Fox McCloud, pleasured to meet you Link." He firmly shook Fox's hand then continued on to find somewhere to sit. He found an unoccupied table and hoped no one would sit next to him. While eating, he pulled out the manual Twilight left on his desk yesterday.

YOUR GUIDE TO BECOMING A SMASH FIGHTER

He opened the pamphlet and read the contents. "During smashing hours, be ready to be called into the battle at any time" read the first line. He looked at a clock. He still had a good amount of time before smashing hours so he decided he might explore later. He decided to read the next line of the pamphlet. "Due to budget cuts, we no longer have a live audience. Any audience members visible is just a simulation" What's the point of even fighting then? He kept reading. "Because of the lack of an audience, you may see these battles as a waste of time, but worry not! We still keep score of your wins, losses, and your records." That made him feel a bit better about battling. He read the rest of the pamphlet, it wasn't very useful information, just explaining the basics of smash. He finished his breakfast and put his tray into the cleaning area. He decided to take look outside the mansion and see what it had to offer. Upon exiting, his eyes were met with a vibrant green and a warm blue outdoors. People were sitting at tables talking to one another, two kids were playing catch with a baseball, a yellow dog was napping under a tree, this was all so incredible to him. He looked around some more, only for his attention to be caught by a woman at a table waving and gesturing for him to come over. He walked over and introduced himself.

"Hi, I'm Link" he said shyly. Maybe this place wouldn't be so bad after all.

"Hi Link, I'm Peach, why don't you come join us for some tea?" Peach handed Link a teacup filled with warm tea. As he sat down, Peach started introducing him to her friends.

"We're all royalty here's but we like to let new people join us for tea time. This is Daisy, this is Rosalina, and this is Zelda." Link gasped at the mention of the name.

"Zelda?" He looked over at the blonde woman sitting next to Peach. Upon observing her, he realized it was not his friend. This Zelda had a pink triforce dress and a pink jewel on her forehead

"Sorry" said Link "you reminded me of someone from home" Zelda gave a sad look for a moment then gave Link a big smile.

"I know I'm not the Zelda you're looking for, I'm from A Link to the past, but nevertheless, we can still be friends." For some reason, Link felt sadness overwhelming him. Not only did he let down Zelda, but he would probably never see her again. He felt hot tears start to stream out of his face.

"Are you alright Link?" Asked Zelda. Link got up and placed his teacup down.

"I'm sorry, I need a moment to myself. Thank you for the tea." He quickly got up and left. The princesses all watched in confusion.

"Link found a shady tree to lay under. The crying started to die down but his chest still hurt. Why did he agree to come here? Things were never going to get better for him, he was always going to be a whore no matter where he went. He let these thoughts roam in his mind until he dozed off.

"Hey wake up!" A person in a power suit tapped him awake.

"Hm?" Link grunted. He looked up at the sky, it had gotten a lot later since he first sat down.

"It's smashing hours. Just wanted to make sure you were prepared." He could tell by the voice that the person in the power suit was a woman. He watched as she walked off to wake the dog a few trees away.

"Link groggily got up. He always had trouble adjusting to being awake after sleeping. He went into the waiting area and sat down on a bench. He was amazed by how many people there were. He looked around and saw many different groups of people hanging out. There were two men in overalls speaking a foreign language on the bench next to him, the fox from earlier was showing off his blaster to a blue bird, and across from him was a bench with many regal looking sword fighters. Link figured this was probably the fire emblem group considering they had so many people. he saw Pit and Dark Pit and instantly got reminded of his shameful evening yesterday. Pit was being playfully teased by a tall green haired woman, who he assumed was Palutena. Suddenly the loudspeaker went off. "Ken, Isabelle, 3 stock, free for all." He watched as a muscular blond man got up along with the dog from earlier and walked into the battle arena. Minutes later, Isabelle walked out with Ken walking behind her, clapping. The loudspeaker called the next two fighters and the same thing repeated.

After what seemed like hours, Link heard his name called.

"Snake, Link, 2:00 minute battle, free for all" He got up and walked into the door and saw that it did not lead directly into the stadium, instead there was a pilar very high above the stage.

"What am I supposed to do?" He asked the man next to him. There was instructions about entering the stage in the pamphlet, but Link kind of skimmed over that part.

"Just jump." said Snake. Snake pointed over to the paraglider next to Links feet. "Using that thing, I think."

Link instantly knew what to do, he always was using his paraglider back in Hyrule. Link glided onto the stage as the announcer counted down.

"Go!" As the announcer delivered that last line, Snake pulled a grenade out of his pocket and threw it at Link. Startled he looked down as it exploded. "So that's how it's going to be?" He thought to himself. Link pulled out a bigger explosive and threw it at Snake.

"What's that supposed to be?" Snake looked at the bomb, confused. At that moment, Link pressed the trigger causing the bomb to explode and throw Snake back. Seeing as his opponent was on the ground, Link saw this opportunity to get close and personal and show Snake his swordsmanship. While running towards Snake, Snake got up and pulled out a missile launcher which caused Link to freeze in his tracks. Instinctively, Link held up his shield. The missile exploded upon contact. The shield worked? Without hesitation, Link grabbed Snake and threw him into the ground. Link jumped up and body slammed Snake with all his weight. Snake was surprised by this. Even though it was fast as hell, Snake felt Links ass brush against his member, then he proceeded to feel a sharp pain in his rib cage from Links hard elbow. Now Snake was interested. He took a moment to check out Links body mid fight. Snake saw that Link actually had a really nice ass. He looked back at his own. He didn't have a butt that sexy since his brawl days. Snake was interrupted from his fantasies as Link threw a boomerang right as his face. Link dominated the rest of the battle, mainly because Snake let him. After the announcer announced Links win, Snake walked up to Link and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Hey, great job out there, I'd like to get to know you better, why don't you come to my room after dinner time?" He handed Link a paper with with his room number.

Link read the note and looked back at Snake. "I'll be there" said Link. What's the worst that could happen?