A/N: Here is the snowball fight! I noticed that some people wanted more Lyle in the story, so next chapter he becomes a major character. Christlover, you could probably guess how, because I decided to use your idea. :)

Disclaimer: I don't own LOSH. Still wish I did. I do own Alariah, he's amazing. Also, there are some hints to his back story in the next few chapters.

"WHOO HOO!" Al yelled. "Time to throw stuff!"

Kell rolled his eyes. "Is the only thing you care about throwing stuff?"

"No, I also care about pancakes, little Brainy, ice cream, and Nyfalia." He said. (Nyfalia is his battle cruiser.)

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Kell asked.

"Bat-dad?" Al asked. (Al is from the past, live with it. :) I will post his back story, I just need inspiration.)

"No! The Legion, you idiot!" Kell yelled angrily.

"Oh yeah! It's hard for me to keep track sometimes. I mean, after you've been around as long as I have everything sorta gets jumbled up." Al said, unfazed by the death stare Kell was giving him.

'Splosh!'

"Hey! We haven't even started yet!" Kell yelled. Al had hit him with a snowball, and they were at a close range.

"So? I like throwing stuff." Al replied.

They began throwing snowballs at each other, not really caring about the teams that they had left behind. And the best part was that they enjoyed every moment of it, even Kell.

OoO

'Splosh!' A snowball hit Lighting Lad in the face.

"Yeah! In your face!" Brainy yelled.

Lighting Lad's response was a snowball thrown at him, but it missed by a long shot.

"You can't throw! You can't throw!" Brainy taunted.

The snowball fight had been raging for the better part of an hour and a half. Lots of Legionnaires were getting sick if it.

"Grrr…" Lighting Lad had had enough of little Brainy hitting him, then dodging his shots with ease. Garth is waaaay too competitive.

Then, without warning, Lighting Lad shot a lighting bolt at Brainy. It hit spot on. It wasn't enough to hurt him, just knock him over. Then Lighting Lad realized that he got too competitive with a three-year-old.

"Oh no." He mumbled.

The Legionnaires stood there dumbstruck. Did their eyes deceive them? Did Garth just shoot at Brainy?

Then Brainy began to cry. "I don't want a mean daddy!" He yelled. "Lighting Lad can't be the daddy anymore!" He sobbed. Saturn Girl came over to comfort him.

"Well, if I'm not the daddy then who is?" Lighting Lad asked, alarmed. He wanted to be the daddy. It meant that he could lovingly tease Brainy without getting threatened. That, and he got to spend more time with 'mommy'.

"Superman! He's nicer than you are!" Brainy continued sobbing loudly. Superman looked dumbstruck. He didn't want to be the daddy. Sure, he was fond of little Brainy, but Superman was pretty sure he didn't qualify to be a parent yet.

"But I wanna be the dad! And how is burning the napkins nicer?" Lighting Lad protested.

"Why don't we all just take a break from the snowball fight for now?" Saturn Girl said. It was more of a command than a question.

"Nice going Lighting Dad." Phantom Girl said as they entered HQ.

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Lighting Dad— erm, Lad— spent the rest of the dad trying to apologize to Brainy, but he kept running up to Superman saying, "He's the dad! He's the dad!" He wouldn't listen to anything Garth had to say.

Lighting Lad didn't know what to do. He got different advice from all the Legionnaires.

"So?" Kell said, always sosympathetic.

"I don't know! It's been years since I've had to raise a family!" Al yelled. He didn't want to revisit his thirties. (Al is approximately a millennium old, but looks like he's 21. Told ya he acted too young for his age.)

"Just give it time." Saturn Girl said. Her advice was probably the most sensible.

"I thought he would've forgiven you by now. He did with me." Superman said, puzzled by that fact. It annoyed Lighting Lad too.

"I know." He said through gritted teeth.

"Well, for all we know he has forgiven you, he just won't admit it. The human mind is a strange thing." Lyle said. He was working with Vi on fixing the lab and finding a way to make Brainy normal again.

That only confused Garth.

Oh well. He thought. It's not like it will be this way forever.

It was getting late. Garth went off to his room to get ready for bed. He was surprised to find little Brainy sitting outside his door.

"E-everyone else is busy, and I want a bedtime story." He said. "Will you read me one?" Brainy looked up at Lightning Lad with hopeful eyes.

"Oh, alright." Lightning lad said. He took Brainy back to his room and sat in the bed with him.

"Once upon a time…"

Thanks to those who have reviewed! I got a random spoof of inspiration for the next chapter by combining two ideas/requests!

Garth=Ligthning Lad

I realized that in the show they never use their real names.