(AN: omg I got so many pysco autistic h8ers last tiem l0l h8ers r sooo stupid if they think I cate!!! Fuvk off h8ers. If u love my story though pls stay and have a vitual coockie . Also Shadow is n0t a mARy sue ok she's a depresed angry witch she's not prefect!!!)

Noting intereding happened at scool that day, a bunch of guys asled me to go to brain's party witg them but I just put up my middle finger at them. I also accidentally killed one SUPER anoying guy but he deserved it and no one even noticed that it was me becuz im so good at this stuff. Chiraj and I go back to my house after school to practise for the party tonite. We go inside and mu mom crying on the kichen conter.

"What's weong mrs.Black" Chirah asks all sensitively. I rolked my eyes.

"My new boufirend is cheating on me!!" She wailds. I roll my ehes even harder. Ghis happens all the time and yet she still gets surpriced wvery time.

"Why ade you even surprised mom this hapPEnds all the time anyways I told you it would happen again!!" I road

"And you were right Shadow I'm sooo sorry I should have listend to you but he was just so hot I thought he wouldn't be lik the others!!" She cries

"Yeah well you tought weong mom you should have listened to me becuz im always right when it comes to this!!!" I snapped

"Shadow oh shadow!" She cries and hugs me tight and ceies into my shoulder. "Ew mom get off!" I belowed (AN: See shadow isn't perfect shes mean to her mom so st0op calling her a Mary Sue!!!)

I push her away grab chirajs hand and drag him upstairs into my room. "Ugh she's sooo anouing I geunt

"She's just sad Shadow you know who's actually annoying?" He said all disgusted. "Who?" I asks

"Holly Hills!" He replies and he shows me my phone. Holly has texted me 1000 times while we wear at scool!! I gasped

"Oh my Satan what does she wang now?" I moan

I check my phone and most of the messages are jusv a bunch of heaart emojis becuz that's all she ever sends. There's only a few messages like asking me what I'm gon to wear tonite, if Chrarij'S going to cone, that she knows I'll look really pretty cuz I always fo, ya know, stuff like that. But teh most recent mesage is: Babe r u going to party with some1 ️

I replied: r u??

She replied imediattly becuz she has nothing betterr to do: I was gonna ask some1 rn actually!! ️️️️

I replied: Who??

Bucuz I was worried she was gonna ask Greg cuz I know she likes him too. That's why I hate her and Rowely, they keep trying to steal my man!!!!

She replied: it's not important gurl tell me r u going with soem1????

Chirag tells me to tell her tgat I'm going with Greg so she knows to back iff

I eeply: I'm going with the hotest guy in schol, Greg Heffley

She replies: oh, okay. I didn't think u weee going with anyone

Chirah laughs " we've defeted her Shadow, she didn't even send any emojis she must be sooooo jelous!!!!" I give him an intergallactick high five. Taht annoying bitvh is finally in her place!!!

Suddenly this fake ass ugly racist gay bitch named McKenzie shows up at my window. "Shadow I love u will u go to the party and have sex with me"

Ugh go away brice ur ugky" I yell

"Pleasseee Shadow! We can watch Marvel movis and masterbait to tony stark!!"

"Ew no go away u autistic bitch" I below

"You shouldn't call people autistic. As a person with Aspergers, it's honestly a stupid insult, since a good amount of talented autists are savants." She said stupidly with deool coming out of her mouth. (AN: this is what one of my h8ers said to me, so I put her in this story!!)

"Ugh shut up McKenzie and just fuvk off" Chirah yells at her

"Nooo I don't wanna go I'm just soooo obsessed with u Shadow!!!!"

I'm so fed up with her that I use my galasy brain to crush all of her bones up and kill her instantly. Then I throw her dead body into a trash can (AN: get it cuz she's like trash) I tried to crush her brain too but she didn't have one so I couldn't

"That was awesome Shadow!! Ur being sooo awesome today!!!!!!" Chiraj admires me. We do the intargalctik high five again and then start practicing for tonite