Cool Kid Saves the Cats
Chapter 3
The Furrocious Five
Cool Kid finally arrived at Cool Cat's house. It took nearly two hours of driving, and two hours of listening to FaDoug tipping to get there. As he opened his car door and began to step out, he looked at his glove compartment. He always kept a spare lollipop in there, in case he ever needed to take a break from this world. Listening to FaDoug's constant screeching and tipping really made him want to do the suck. But he decided there were more important things than his sanity; saving Cool Cat.
He left the lollipop in the glove compartment and went to Cool Cat's front door. As he went to knock on it, he noticed it was slightly ajar.
"Impossible…" Muttered Cool Kid. "Cool Cat would never leave a door open like this, not since that one strange man with a camera barged into his house."
Cool Kid opened the door and walked inside. He looked around for what felt like hours, but saw no sign of forced entry, damage, or violence.
"This catnapper must be really stealthy…that, or he had some candy."
Cool Kid never wanted to admit it, but Cool Cat suffered from addiction just like him. Only, Cool Kid just used the suck, Cool Cat did almost everything. The powder, the bottle pop, the bursts, the smarts, you name it. If there was a drug around, Cool Cat probably tried it.
It shamed Cool Kid to even think about it. How could his, neigh, the world's hero do so many drugs? Did the police know? Did they let Cool Cat off since he was a hero? Or did Cool Cat trick them all…just like Cool Kid? Maybe deep down…Cool Kid did the suck because it made him feel closer to Cool Cat. Made him feel like his hero. Made him feel…. cool.
"HEY COOL KID! WAKE THE *tip* FUCK UP!"
"GAAAH! What the hell?" Cool Kid yelled. "FaDoug, w…why did you do that?"
"Well, you *tip* were just sort of standing there for about half an hour, so *tip* I decided you were sleeping or some-*tip*-thing."
"Oh…well, thanks FaDoug…wait, half an hour?"
Cool Kid looked around, perplexed that no one had come to say hello in half an hour. Cool Kid realized that not only was Cool Cat missing, but so were his parents. Their names were Cool Cat's Mom and Derek Savage. This means that either Cool Cat's family went on vacation, or they really were captured!
Cool Kid ran around the house looking for any possible clues. Everything was clean, nothing was out of place, it was all perfect. Cool Kid was starting to get frustrated.
"God dammit! How could there be no clues in this house at all?" Screamed Cool Kid.
"Hey, uh, Cool *tip* Kid, did you check in Cool Cat's room?"
Cool Kid looked at the door above the stairs, Cool Cat's door. Cool Kid tried to avoid that room, he wanted to keep Cool Cat's things private, especially with FaDoug listening in. But Cool Kid realized he had no choice, he walked up the steps and approached Cool Cat's room. Each step made his stomach feel worse and worse. He was ready to vomit when he finally reached the door. He reached for the doorknob, and slowly started to turn it.
When he finally opened the door, everything looked fine, everything except for Cool Cat's laptop.
"Cool Cat would never dare leave his laptop open…he made sure no one could invade his privacy…" Whispered Cool Kid.
Cool Kid noticed a small flash drive in the laptop; he then finally decided to see what was on the laptop. There was a video already opened, but paused at the beginning. What could it be? Porn? A drug website? Cool Cat's masturbation videos? There was only one way to find out.
He clicked play.
A dark video started playing. Cool Kid could make out five figures, but had no idea who they were. One was extremely fat, in fact, it would seem as though he is also incredibly friendless. One was clearly a woman, and an incredibly sexy one. Being a man, he imagined putting his whopper in her onion ring. One was tall and incredibly muscular with an extremely odd hair dew. One was kind of tall, wearing a scarf and a hat that looked a lot like FaDoug. There was one figure remaining, but Cool Kid could barely make it out. It was kind of furry, but that's about all he could see of it. He could hear them speaking, they were asking if the camera was rolling. Their voices were all muffled and modulated to sound a lot lower than they had to have been, he couldn't make out the identity of any of the voices, but he could clearly hear what they were saying. The furry one realized the camera was rolling and began to speak.
"Hello there, viewer. It seems someone here must actually care about this stupid cat. Well done, you've finally found us. Or rather, a brilliant video by us! You don't know us, but we know you far far too well. Hello, Cool Kid."
Cool Kid stepped back, how could they possibly know who he is?
"We knew you'd come for that pathetic cat, don't worry there's no trap or anything, but rather an invitation. We are the Furrocious Five, and we captured your precious Cool Cat! Do you want to see him?"
The camera turned to show Cool Cat, Cool Cat's Mom, and Derek Savage all tied up and gagged. They were all trying to scream, but only muffles could be heard. The camera panned back to the Furrocious Five.
"If you ever want to see any of them again, you must find us. I left clues all over the city for you, all you have to do is find them. Oh, and there's a time limit. If after two weeks, you don't come here, the nice pussy family here dies. So you better hurry."
Cool Kid reached for the flash drive to pull it out.
"Oh! And one more thing. My friends here will be coming for you. To kill you of course. Just remember to play nice. Ta ta!"
The video closed. Cool Kid then ripped out the flash drive and ran to his car. He had to find these clues, but there must be a way around searching for them. Maybe Tyrone could find the origin of the flash drive. DNA evidence maybe. He didn't care how he did it, but he had to save Cool Cat, no matter what.