Cool Kid Saves the Cats

by Ant-drew

When the legendary Cool Cat goes missing, it is up to his number one fan to come and save him from the doom that lies ahead. But is there more to the adventure than Cool Kid realizes?

16. Chapter 16

Cool Kid Saves the Cats

Chapter 16: The Interview

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"And we're back with the Cody White Late Night Show!"

*audience cheers*

"Before the break, our last guest, Pogo the Bear, went crazy and started attacking everyone on set! Thankfully, he only ran off with the camera man, and we don't really need him anyway!"

*audience laughs for 8 seconds*

"Because of that, I, and the producers, have decided to bring out our next guest: Cool Kid!"

*audience violently cheers as generic late night music plays as Cool Kid awkwardly walks out and sits at the chair next to Cody White*

"Hey there Cool Kid! So how ya doing tonight?"

"I uh….I thought I was fighting Stormy Mikey...what happened?"

"Oh that's easy! You see, the author of this story had a lot of stuff going on and couldn't write for a while. So in fear of going on another unannounced hiatus that would result in you being conveniently asleep for another year, right at the climax at this epic battle no less, they decided to write this silly chapter to get the blood pumping again!"

*audience laughs more*

"I….I don't….what do you mean? I….the writer….? I…-"

"Oh! You sure are a funny one! Isn't he folks?"

*audience laughs for 13 seconds, Cody White nods at them as they laugh"

"I….seriously…..I don't know what's going on right no-"

"So tell me Cool Kid! How are you dealing with the….well….you know~?"

"...What?"

"Oh…..You know~~~~~?"

"N-no, I don't know, what is it?"

"Ah, a tsundere I see~"

*audience makes that noise that audiences make when a sexy thing happens*

"What the f-k is a tsundere?"

*audience violently laughs for 23 seconds*

"Damn CK! Feigning ignorance AND cursing? You really know how to please the audience." He takes a long sip from his glass of coffee. "Ain't that right everybody!?"

*audience claps and cheers*

"I don't understand wh….wait, is that seriously all you have to do?"

"Yep, that's about it. They eat that crap up."

"Huh….I guess your job isn't that hard then right?"

"So tell me Cool Kid, how are you dealing with the fact that you're actually a clone of a Nazi from World War II that was sent into the future to help start the fourth reich?"

"I'm...I'm what?"

"Ohhhh! Sorry! That was a spoiler from chapter 23: First Solution. My mistake. Well, let's hope you don't remember anything from this because this is going to really f-k up the story huh?"

*audience laughs and cheers*

"I…..I….I…"

"Oh wait! I'm sorry, that was from the story My Nazi Husband: How It All Went Wong, my mistake."

"...Do you mean….wrong?"

"Pardon?"

"Well….the last word of that title that you said was Wong, but I think you meant to say Wrong…..right?"

"Wrong."

"Oh...so it was wrong?"

"No, that was right."

"Uh."

"But you were wrong."

"So it….is Wong?"

"Yes."

Silence

Silence

Silence

*audience laughter for 6 seconds*

"Oooookay….so why is it called….Wong then?"

"That's a spoiler."

"It is?"

"Yeah, it's revealed in the end that the clone Nazi from the past was actually Chinese the whole time. Wicked right?"

*audience gasps in astonishment*

"So….Let me get this straight…."

"I'm pan but go ahead."

"So….I….WHAT!?"

"And onto our next question: Are you purple?"

"I…"

"And that's all the we have folks! It was great having you Cool Kid, but looks like you gotta get going back to kill Mikey right about now! It was a pleasure having you! Drive home safe! I love y-"

"Hold it right there!"

*audience gasps*

"Who's there! Show yourself!"

"It's me: Hannibal Buress!"

"Uh….okay….and who are you?"

"It's a shame you don't remember….But I will make you remember! With my N Ray!"

*audience gasps*

"And what's that gonna do, huh!"

"I'll show you right now! Go N Lazer! Zap!"

*audience gasps*

"Holy….holy shit! I'm black now! Now I'm Cody Black!"

"No dipshit you're Eric Andre, and this is the Eric Andre Show!"

*the music goes crazy as Eric destroys the set*

"Welcome to the Eric Andre Show! Our first guest is Louie CK!"

"Uh….I think it's Cool kid…"

"Really how can you tell?"

"Because that's me….and I'm still here…."

"Ah…."

Silence

"Well get the fuck outta here!"

"Thank God."

*audience cheers and sobs as he leaves, he gets teleported back to the story*

"You think he'll remember any of this Eric?"

"Nah, I know the author personally, I'll just ask them to make CK conveniently forget all this."

*the writer smiles and winks from the audience*

"In that case, let's get naked!"

"Hell yeah!"

*audience whistles and dances as they all get naked too*