Cool Kid Saves the Cats
Chapter 30: Dirty Dog Part 2
Cool Kid's bullets flew straight from his gun, out the window, and right into Dirty Dog. Every bullet hit him, and yet, the beast kept pursuing them endlessly. Cool Kid grunted then continued firing his bullets. He fired repeatedly until…
*click*
His clips were empty. He rushed back inside the car to reload.
"W-w-w-w-w-" the man stuttered repeatedly.
"If you're trying to ask me what's going on, well, we're being chased by a monster that needs to be killed. I'm assuming you've figured that much out?" says Cool Kid. The man nods furiously. "Good, so we're on the same page there. As for what this monster is...well, I think I know WHO it is, but I don't know WHAT it is."
"W-what does that mean?"
"It means, that I know the identity of the monster, but I don't know why it isn't FUCKING DYING!"
As he shouts that, Cool Kid leans out the window again, only to be faced with terror. Dirty Dog was gone. Cool Kid pointed his gun around in search for him, but to no avail. After about a minute, Cool Kid sat back in the car.
"Where did he go…?" Cool Kid said to himself.
"W-wait….is he not there anymore?" asked the man.
"Oh um, well he's not there right no-"
"Fuck yeah! I'm slowing this psycho ride down!" the man raised his foot and reached for the brake. Cool Kid tried to stop him, but before anything could be done, they heard a loud crash.
Dirty Dog had smashed his arm through the windshield. He let out a monstrous roar as he ripped apart the glass. The man screamed and began to cry as he put his foot back and the gas pedal. Cool Kid looked up at Dirty Dog, blood was gushing from every wound his bullets had put in him. Yet, he seemed totally unaffected. Cool Kid had a theory, but to test it, he had to do something drastic.
"Turn on the windshield wipers." Said Cool Kid.
"...WHAT!? ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?! DO YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TO SOLVE THE SITUATION!? WHAT THE FU-"
"Please, just turn them on."
"NO! I REFUSE!"
Cool Kid placed the barrel of his pistol against his head.
"Okay, I'll turn them on" the man said with a worried expression. As he flicked the switch, Cool Kid reached out through the window and grabbed the wiper closest to him before it could move back to the middle of the windshield. "What the hell are you doing?"
"You'll see….". Cool Kid held on to the wiper for as long as he could, then he gracefully let it go. By holding it back during those previous cycles, the kinetic energy of the wiper grew. With each cycle that it missed, the kinetic energy increased exponentially. When Cool Kid released it, it had missed 5 cycles.
When released, the wiper, now flying at an intense speed, crashed straight into Dirty Dog's arm. With all that energy built up, the wiper became a deadly blade. It cut right through Dirty Dog's arm like butter.
As Dirty Dog's arm was cut from his body, he let out a scream. At first school kid smirked, thinking he had finally caused the beast pain. But then he looked directly into the monster's face as he screamed. He could tell that this wasn't a scream of pain; it was a scream of thrill. Cool Kid didn't give Dirty Dog any time to react. He pulled out his pistols and fired right at him, straight through the windshield. The bullets had enough force to push Dirty Dog off the roof of the car. Once he hit the ground, the car ran over his body as it kept moving. Cool Kid tried to look through the back mirror to see if he could find Dirty Dog's body on the ground.
"H….hey?" says the man. Cool Kid looks at him. Dirty Dog's arm landed on his chest, the blood is splashed all over his upper body. The man looks at Cool Kid with tears in his eyes. "Am I going insane? What is this? I just wanted to go home and play Minecraft." He makes a twisted smile as tears poor from his eyes. Cool Kid looks away and closes his eyes. He realizes his mistake. This man was not ready for the cruel world in front of him. He was not ready to face the violence that Cool Kid has to face everyday. Sometimes, he forgets that he isn't just a normal human. While lost in thought, Cool Kid notices how quiet the car had become. He looks over at the driver to see a horrifying sight.
Dirty Dog got through the driver seat's window. His claw was deep within the driver's throat. Blood was pouring down his body. Dirty Dog stared right at Cool Kid. Without hesitation, Cool Kid pointed his guns at Dirty Dog and fired. The bullets pierced right through his right eye and head. These bullets pierced a whole through his brain. Dirty Dog pulls back, causing the driver to go far to the left. The steering wheel turns fast, and the car quickly turns to the left and heads straight for a wall.
Cool Kid jumped through the window and landed on the ground safely. The car smashed straight into the wall. Fire built up on it quickly, followed by an explosion. Cool kid waited quietly for a few minutes. After a few minutes, he slowly puts away his guns. He takes a deep breath and looks at the fire.
But just as he started to relax, he heard a disturbingly familiar sound: the sound of Dirty Dog eating.
Cool Kid rips out his guns once again and points them directly at the car, then fires. The bullets hit the underbelly of the car. Once they strike the car, the sound suddenly stops.
After several seconds of silence, A claw rises above the car, and plants itself into the car. The sounds of metal being ripped under the claws ring throughout Cool Kid's ears. He becomes so focused on the irritating sound that he forgets to reload his empty pistols.
As he stares at the car, Dirty Dog finally pushes himself over it, then jumps on the opposite side of it, facing Cool Kid. Cool Kid's eyes widen as he stares at Dirty Dog. The beast's mouth is overflowing with blood. And in the middle of all that blood, is Dirty Dog's severed arm.
In what felt like a fraction of a second, Dirty Dog swallowed the arm whole. His own claws pierced through the roof of his mouth, causing lines of blood to poor from his mouth. Yet, his eyes remained fixed on Cool Kid, completely unphased.
Before Cool Kid had an opportunity to pull the trigger, Dirty Dog charged him again, blood steaming from nearly all of his body. Cool Kid fired his bullets, but not before Dirty Dog slammed him to the ground. He slams his claws into Cool kid's neck. While on the ground, with blood beginning to spill from his neck, Cool Kis raises his arm, and points his gun.
But not at Dirty Dog; but at the car. With his consciousness fading, he fires a bullet straight at the car's gas tank.
It's a perfect hit.
The car erupts into flames. The roar of the explosion is enough to distract Dirty Dog for just long enough.
"Got ya." Cool Kid says with a smile. While Dirty Dog is distracted, Cool Kid raises his leg from under Dirty Dog, and kicks him straight in the stomach. As he kicks, he grabs a hold of Dirty Dog's arm with his mechanical one. Thanks to the immense pressure from the kick, and the strength of his arm, Dirty Dog's arm rips right off, leaving a fountain of blood.
The body of Dirty Dog goes flying into the flames. Normally, this would be enough for a celebration, but Cool Kid knew this wasn't going to be enough. But now, he had a plan. He patiently waited, holding the severed arm in his hand. The flames burned, and burned, and burned….
Until finally…
Dirty Dog sprinted from the flames straight at Cool Kid. His blood curdling screams of anger, a scream only a demon could make, ring throughout Cool Kid's ears, but he no longer shakes in fear of what might happen. Instead, he stands perfectly still, waiting for his opportunity. Finally, it arrives.
As Dirty Dog reaches right in front of Cool Kid, only inches from his skin, seconds from the jaw attack commencing, Cool kid finally made his move. He dodged under Dirty Dog, making him lose his balance. Then, while underneath him, Cool kid placed his regular thumb on the center of Dirty Dog's paw, causing the claws to fully extend. With a smirk, Cool kid then slashes Dirty Dog's legs with his own claws. Just as he had predicted, the claws were un-ordinarily sharp, as he felt when it dug into his neck. They were like small katanas, able to rip through flesh with ease, and when extended, were completely brutal.
He cut straight through Dirty Dog's legs. The flesh, veins, and even bones were sliced through in a second. Dirty Dog's torso plummeted towards the ground as his legs were severed from his body. Cool Kid let out a deep sigh, then stood up and stared down at Dirty Dog's body. It was still shaking violently on the ground, blood still pouring from every whole, and anger still in its eyes. It was trying desperately to move over to Cool Kid to bite him, but to no avail. It had become an unmovable object. That didn't stop it from trying though.
"It seems I can't kill you." Cool Kid said as he wipes the blood from his sunglasses. "You're not invincilble, but you won't fucking die, no matter what I do…" He approaches Dirty Dog and places his foot on its head. "The best I can do is turn you into a potato, and get you as far away from me as possible."
With that, Cool Kid began kicking Dirty Dog's body. He kept kicking and kicking it, until eventually, he came across a river. One that stretched far, far beyond where Cool Kid could see.
"Good...now…." Cool Kid looks at the water, then at Dirty Dog. "Get the fuck out of here!" He kick's Dirty Dog's body, sending it into the river. Dirty Dog screams and barks as it goes down the river. It's mouth gets filled with water, and soon all Cool Kid can here is sad gurgles from the river. Finally, Dirty Dog's body can no longer be seen, and all that remains is a bloody river. He lets out a deep sigh, then starts to laugh, finally embracing his success as defeating an undefeatable enemy.
But his celebration was short lived, as another celebration had begun. Fireworks went off in the distance, all bright and green, except for one. One explosion stood out from the rest. The colors of the firework wasn't green, but tan, yellow, and gray. He recognized the image perfectly: it was Butch the Bully.
Cool Kid clenches his fists, grits his teeth, then smiles devilishly.
"I'm finally here Butch….finally….I'm going to take Cool Cat back….then I'm going to blow your brains out all over the walls." Cool Kid starts walking towards the fireworks, ready for the final battle.