Renette closed her school book and yawned loudly as the bell rang. She turned to the twins and said. "I thought that class wound never end! That teacher just kept going on and on and on about photosynthesis. I mean, I don't care what a plant does."

Karou laughed at Renette comment and sighed. "Yeah, I agree with you there."

Just then he remembered something. "Oh! Hikaru and I forgot to tell you, you are now an official host!"

Renette looked at Haruhi and then back at the twins. Where they on drugs? "Uhh I don't ever remember asking and or wanting to be in the host club."

Hikaru brushed off her comment. "Maybe not but we found a way for you to be in the host club without having to talk to screaming girls.

Karou finished his sentence with "And that way you can spend more time with us also. So what do you think?"

Renette thought about this for a moment. Of course she didn't want to join the host club but if she didn't she would ether have to A.) Sit with Haruhi and have girls give her backhanded compliments or B.) Sit at home bored until the twins came back. "Uhg.. I know I'm going to regret this later but what did you have in mind?"

The twins looked at each other and gave their classic devil grins which made Rennette feel uncomfortable, even if it was her friends. "You''ll see.

It turned out that the twins's big idea was for her to be the musical entertainment for the club, which she still is convinced that it's not a thing. Which basically meant that she had to play a couple songs on the violin once and a while during club time.

It didn't seem like a bad deal. She was away from the noise and fangirls but was still able to see Hikaru and Karou.

But on the negative side she had to lesson to that idiot's stupid monologue's about love. Maybe she could just block it out.

She picked up a violin which the twins brought for her and began to play, trying to concentrate on anything but Souh.

"So, in which cup would my princess like her tea? The Foley? The Worcester? Or perhaps the Susie Cooper Gardenia?"

Block it out Renette

The girls looked at the cup longingly "Beautiful. These are English antiques, aren't they? Which one do you like, Tamaki?"

Tamaki pulled her close so that they were inches apart. "Which one? Well, none of these compare to my princess."

Renette continued to play but it was becoming harder and harder to focus with his cringe worthy pick uplines.

The girl sighed and said "Wow, I don't really know what to say."

Just then Kaoru appeared beside the girl and said. "You mean you've never been to Covent Garden?"

The girl answered straight away "No, all of our antiques are from Portobello Road."

The girl turned her attention back to Hiakru when he said "I think you'd like Covent Garden. Most of our Victorian pieces are from there.

Suddenly Karou hit the teacup and it broke, cutting his finger in the process. Hikaru's head snapped to his brother, worry clear on his face."Kaoru?!"

When Renette head Hikaru's voice, she immediately stopped playing and turned toward Karou. Even though she tried to hide her emotions everyone in the club could see her anxiety and worry.

Hikaru examined Karou's finger and sighed when he realized it was just a small cut. "Honestly, have to be more now on, keep your eyes on me, okay?"

Karou looked longinly into his brothers eyes and said. "Yes, Hikaru."

Once Renette realized that Karou was ok she lost a breath she didn't know was holding and ended her song while the girl screamed. "I can't take it. It's overwhelming."

Her friend turned to her and excitedly said "You have to watch may not get another knows it will happen again?"

Suddenly, like the shadow king he was, Kyoya appeared "You are absolutely right, beauty is take a look at these cherry 'll never be able to see them this vibrant that's why I've compiled this picture book that contains photo that capture the beauty of each passing day. Incidentally, I've prepared similar books of the other hosts as well. And if you ladies are interested in collecting all five of them, I'll discount the full set for you."

The girl raised her hand and pulled out a bunch of money, waving it around while her friend did the same."I'll take them."

"Me too, please."

Hikaru and Karou at each other and said."Well, now we know how the club makes extra money."

Rennette took one of the books the girl was holding and ignored her persistent whining to give the book back. She opened it and almost dropped the book. Inside was a collection of pictures of her with the twins. There where pictures of her in class and at the Host Club's party.

She angrily turned to Kyoya and said. "How the hell it you get pictures of me? Do you stalk people?!"

Kyoya pretend to ignore her and walked away while Renette said an assortment of provocative words. (Which I shall not say.)

Tamaki approached Haruhi and Renette, placing himself right in-between them. "Haruhi, how are you doing?Are you having a good time?"

Renette rolled her eyes and said. "Souh, why are you so close to me?"

In which Tamaki ignored her "The flower-viewing reception is going over quite well.

But even so, it's rather daunting to spend more time being admired than doing the admiring."

Haruhi looked of to the side and muttered. "Oh wow senpai, you're blooming in more ways than one."

But of course being an idiot and not understanding the sarcasm he smiled proudly "You noticed.

Yes, today, my beauty is quite splendorous. I'm in full bloom."

He then looked between Rennette and Haruhi, giving them his classic smile. " I bet you two will fall for me soon."

Renette was going to say a clever comeback but she thought that this one was just to easy. So, she was relived when the twins walked up to them."So, Haruhi have you decided your elective courses for this term? We already know what Renette's doing."

Karou pointed to a booklet he was holding. "How about conversational French?"

Haruhi was unsure about his suggestion." "I don't know."

Suddenly Renette knew what the twins were trying to do. So she followed along. After all she loved to get under Tamaki's skin. "Well I'm taking it cause it will be an easy A since I grew up in France."

Hikaru agreed and said. "Yes and,I think the four of us should take it together."

Karou finished his sentence with. "It makes perfect sense."

Then, Renette, Hikaru and Karou concluded with "We are in the same class."

Tamaki then realized something and sat in his corner "Say, Mommy dear?"

Kyoya decided to play along "What is it now, Daddy?"

Tamaki then asked a question he didn't know if he wanted the answer to. "I have a new theory.I mean, it's just my it seems that by being in the same class, Hikaru, Kaoru and Renette are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I get to here at the gives them a chance to get close to her, and if that happens…"

Kyoya looked at Tamaki like he was an idoit. "Tamaki, you just now realize that?According to my research, in a single day, the twins and Renette spend roughly nine hours of class time with Haruhi .Meanwhile, your contact with her is limited to a couple of hours of club other words, your involvement in Haruhi's life each day amounts to no more than a mere 3%."

This sent Tamaki spiraling backwards "Aah! I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear it!"

He then pulled Haruhi away from those devils and said. "Listen, Haruhi.I want you to stop hanging out with shady twins and that orange haired devil from now on.

Both twins and Renette were insulted by his comment. Hikaru angrily said "Who you calling shady?"

Karou replied with "Yeah, take a good look at yourself, boss."

Renette followed shortly behind with "And…. Oh no that's pretty accurate."

Tamaki ignored the twins's insults and said."Yes, that's right can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone in the school any daddy wants is for you to go back to being the girl you used to be, for you to surround yourself with girlfriends and start leading a wholesome life!"

Renette gave him a disgusted look. "Ew..look Souh, I thought I told you not call her those names at the club. I mean I don't judge but I don't wanna hear about your weird relationship."

Tamaki once again ignored Renette and said "So, do it. Change back now. Change right now."

Hikaru then came up behind Tamaki and shrugged his shoulders. You don't have to rush things. She's going to be found out soon exams are the day after tomorrow."

Haruhi turned away from the group and thought about what Hikaru had just said "Physical exams?Then that means there's no 're gonna know I'm really a girl."

*And Now a Look into Tamaki's head…..*

Tamaki walked out into the schoolyard and found Haruhi and Renette standing in the middle of a circle of girls. They were both wearing traditional female uniforms. He approached them but then soon noticed the gloomy looks on their faces. "Been waiting long?What's the matter?You two look a little down."

Haruhi looked away embarrassed at what she was saying "I can't help it. Everyone keeps staring at me for some reason. I'm so embarrassed."

Renette did the same exact thing but instead she leapt into his arms saying. "I can't take it Tamaki-sempi. I'm so scared. Everyone keeps looking at me. They are going to hurt me again. What do I do?"

Tamaki immediately embraced the scared Renette and whispered in her ear. " They're looking at you because you're lovely. And Don't you worry. I promise that I will protect you no matter what."

Renette blushed lightly and sighed. "Thank you Tamaki- Sempi. You are always there for me. And I think…..think I'm in love with you."

Tamaki pulled her even closer so that they were inches apart. "My princess, I know for a fact that I am deeply in love with you.

Renette blushed deeper and their faces moved in closer and closer until…."

Honey smiled at Tamaki who was sitting in the corner "He must be having a great daydream."

Hikaru looked away from the Boss and turned to Renette who was feeling an unexplained chill in the air. "He's kind of creeping me out."

Suddenly Tamaki sprung to life and smiled. "Envious, Hikaru?This is all part of my you've wasted time blinded by your jealousy, I've foreseen the outcome of this anime is obviously a romantic school comedy. Haruhi, Renette and I are the main characters in a tragic love triangle. So that means we are love interests.

At Tamaki's statement Renette started to choke on her tea. "Tragic love triangle my ass!"

Hikaru and Karou were a little angry that he just called Renette his love interest and they twitched their eyebrows "Yeah, then what are we?

Tamaki then picked up a stick and draw a line across the floor, so that Renette and him were on one side and the rest of the host club were on the other side.. "You boys are the homosexual supporting cast. So, please make sure that you `don't step across this line."

Hikaru and Karou face palmed themselves. He was missing the point. "You've gotta be kidding. Hey listen, boss. I don't think you get it."

Honey stepped closer to Tamaki and thought about something. "If word gets out that Haru-can is really a girl, then she won't be able to be in the host club any more. But if Haru-chan started wearing girls' clothes, I bet she'd be even cuter than she is now."

Hikaru sighed and said. "She dressed like a regular girl when she was in middle school, right?

She must've been pretty popular with all the boys."

Kyoya then looked above his notebook and said. "Yeah, according to my investigative report, someone would declare their undying love to her at least once a month."

Karou pretended to look surprised at Kyoya's statement. "Oh, I the boss wouldn't even be able to get close to her."

Then Rennette walked in between he twins and pointed to them and herself. "But we'd be able to because we're in class with her all day long."

Tamaki was beginning to come to the realization that if Haruhi reviled she was a girl that he wouldn't be able to look after her anymore."No way."

Suddenly the door opened to reveal the elephant in the room. "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late."

Just then Tamaki rushed to Haruhi and embraced her in his arms, practically squeezing the life out of her. "Don't you worry, Haruhi! We're determined to keep your secret. No one will find out that you're really a girl during tomorrow's physical exams. So please, promise you'll stay our beloved secret princess."

Haruhi responded with a unenthusiastic "Sure."

Then Tamaki started giving out orders like a drill sergeant. "Listen up, squad tomorrow's physical exams, position yourselves in formation A. And then wait for your orders."

Hikaru and Karou saluted in response and said. "Yes, sir."

Haruhi then realized why the host club didn't want her to leave, which was totally not true. "I've got guys are worried because if they find out I'm a girl, I can't be a host and therefore can't repay my debt. My balance is 5,333,332 yen. Well, guess I'll have to come up with another way to pay you back."

Hikaru, Karou, and Tamaki responded by pulling Renette away from her tea and whispered. "Do something. The subject doesn't appear to have any motivation."

Renette looked at them with her classic are you an idiot face and said. "What do you want me to say? I don't even really care about all of this. Haruhi revealing she's a girl doesn't change me any."

Tamaki then angrily pointed to both Renette and Haruhi. "Why do we get stuck with such difficult heroine's? Are you saying that you hate being a host? That you hate this club?"

Haruhi answered almost immediately "To be honest, I'd have to say yes. I mean you guys aren't bad. But if it gets out that I'm a girl, there's nothing I can do, you know?"

Hikaru and Karou were beginning to feel defeated. "She doesn't seem to care one way or the other." "Well before we do anything else, we have to find a way to motivate her."

Suddenly, Mori stood up and glanced at Haruhi. "Fancy tuna."

Then Tamaki remembered something. "Oh that's right. You didn't get the chance to eat any during last episode's party, did you?"

Hikaru, Karou and Honey both played along, knowing that Haruhi would give in. "Did you hear that? She's never eaten fancy tuna before. Isn't that awful?

"Wow, talk about a difficult childhood."

"If only Haru-chan could stay in the host club, she'd have the chance to eat all kinds of yummy things whenever she wants."

Haruhi was beginning to become nervous. "What are you talking about? Don't be silly. Just because I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean I'm so much of a glutton that I'd go on fooling everyone about my gender just to try some fancy tuna...

And then finally Haruhi gave up and hung her head in shame. "Am I really gonna get to try it?"

The voice over the intercom spoke loudly into the classroom's ."We will begin conducting physical examinations shortly. All students, please proceed to the clinic in your respective school building."

Haruhi walked down the hall beside the twins and Renette. She still had no idea what there plan was to conceal her gender. "So, what's the deal with this formation A thing you guys were talking about?

What do they do during physical exams here at Ouran, anyway?"

Hikaru ignored her first question and instead answered the second one in a bored tone. "It's no different than a physical exam you'd get at any other school."

Karou added "Yeah, why would a physical exam be any different for us just because we're rich?"

Haruhi nodded her head. "You're right. I didn't think about it that way."

Suddenly the doors opened and revealed rows and rows of doctors bowing and smiling. "Welcome, students."

Haruhi was stunned at what she was seeing. "W-what is all this?"

Hikaru, Karou and Renette walked by the shocked Haruhi, Renette yawning in the process. "Just another physical exam."

"The usual."

This was normal? "The usual?"

Suddenly a nurse appeared in front of the group. "Excuse me, Hitachiin brothers, please follow me this way to have your height measured."

Hikaru and Karou sighed and followed the nurse. "Sure thing."

Two other nurses appeared and said. "Miss Lightwood, I will be your nurse for the physical exams. Please follow me.

While the other one said. "Mr. Fujioka, I'm your nurse for the physical exams this afternoon."

Haurhi nodded her head while Renette just sighed and said. "Sure, whatever."

While Renette was following the nurse she realized Honey and Mori in the corner, dressed like doctors. She rolled eyes at the scene they were causing. What were those idiots up to now?

Haruhi on the other hand had run into Kyoya and was talking to him about the weird scene before her. "Don't you think it's weird that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?"

Kyoya looked around at the doctor's and answered "They're chosen by the school's chairman. This may be a school, but it's also a business. Therefore, he wants to keep students happy. After all, most of the students that attend Ouran academy come from prominent families that have their own private doctors at home. So, this is just a formality.

Haruhi hung her head at Kyoya's answer. "These damn rich people."

Suddenly someone bumped into Kyoya wearing a doctor's coat and responded by bowing his head. "I'm terribly sorry."

Kyoya answered with "No problem." but soon realized that something was amiss.

The nurse led the twins to a curtain in the middle of the room. Hitachiin brothers, would you please come with me? We're ready to do your chest measurements. You can use the area behind this curtain to undress.

Hikaru shrugged his shoulders and began to unbutton his shirt. "Doesn't matter to me."

Karou responded by doing the same. "We're not shy. Who needs a curtain?"

All at once all of the girls started screaming and cheering. Hikaru then tried to block his brothers body with his own. I won't allow it. It's just not fair. I won't let those doctors touch you, Kaoru."

Karou laughed nervously at Hikaru. "What are you talking about? You don't seem to have a problem touching me when we play doctor at home. I can't get you to stop tickling me and toying with my body."

The girls responded by screaming some more. A few girls actually fainted because of the twins's show.

Next was Haruhi's turn and Renette was desperate to find out how the host club was going to pull this one off. The twins just told her that it was something she didn't want to miss.

The nurse looked towards the curtain and said. "Mr. Fujioka, are you ready to be measured now?"

Just then Haru... no wait. Tamaki came out of the curtain wearing a brown wig. "Yes.I'm Haruhi...Fujioka."

The room was silent and all of the girls were confused as to what was going on. "Wait, that's Tamaki."

"There's no denying it. That's definitely Tamaki."

"Is he cosplaying as Haruhi?"

"What's going on? Is he trying to be funny?"

Suddenly a loud echo of laughter was heard and everyone turned to the twins and Renette who, were literally dying. "I can't believe he actually did it."

Karou couldn't even keep to together. "They recognized him. I told you they'd see through it."

And Renette couldn't even form sentences. "Oh...my...God! Did..he...really think...that was...going to work?!"

At this point Tamaki was furious. He threw his wig on the ground and yelled. "You jerks! You said there was no way the girls would be able to tell it was me."

Hikaru continued to laugh "It's payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast."

Karou added. "And calling our friend your love interest."

Kyoya tapped Haruhi on the shoulder and said. "Haruhi, ready?I went ahead and set up a separate room for you, a special boys' clinic. And I have a doctor standing by sworn to secrecy."

Hikaru and Karou had finally finished laughing and said. "It turns out the doctors here today are all on staff at one of Kyoya senpai's family's hospitals."

"Would've been nice if he had said something to us earlier."

Kyoya smirked beneath his glasses. "I had to get my revenge too. I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm a supporting cast, homosexual or otherwise."

Then Renette grabbed Haruhi's hand and let her away from the group. "And I guess I'll do my exam with you so that you won't feel lonely or whatever. So let's go."

It was actually Hikaru and Karou's idea to have Renette go with her. And Renette gave in not wanting to have to argue with the twins.

When Haruhi and Renette opened the door a female doctor greeted them warmly. "Come in. Hello Mr. Fujioka and Miss Lightwood. I've been made aware of your situations. If you wouldn't mind, please disrobe for me over there.

Haruhi stepped into a changing room and so did Renette.

Renette started to unbutton her shirt when she heard a noise behind her. She turned around but didn't see anything so she ignored it the continued to undress.

Meanwhile, the host club was walking down the hall when they heard a girl say. "I'm telling the truth!One of the doctors grabbed me by my was trying to make a pass at me.I've never been so terrified."

Another girl tried to comfort her by placing her hand on her shoulder. Wow, how scary. Do you think it was a pervert?"

Kyoya looked at the girl and sighed. "I had a feeling this might happen."

Honey looked at Kyoya, now confused. "What do you mean?"

"A bit earlier today, I saw a strange man wearing a white lab coat, but clearly not one of our hospital's I thought he was a little odd."

Hikaru and Karou give a wary eye at Kyoya. "Shouldn't you have said something sooner?"

Kyoya just smiled at the twins. "Oh well, it's no big deal. I'm sure the security guard will catch him."

One of the teacher's leaned over towards the girl. "Tell me, Miss. Did you happen to notice where the pervert doctor was headed?"

The girl pointed in the direction where the stranger had gone. "Yes, sir, he ran off to the special boys' clinic."

The host club members froze when they heard what the girl said. Hikaru and Karou looked between themselves and then starting running towards the boy clinic while Tamaki had a look on his face that could kill.

"Renette! Haruhi!"

Renette heard someone come into the dressing room and when she turned around she saw an older man in a doctor's coat. "Uh..Excuse me. If you want to see me in my bra then you have to buy me dinner first."

He then rushed to Renette and pushed her against a wall, placing his hand over her mouth. "No, it's not what you think. Please just keep quiet."

Renette struggled to move but he had her pinned. She was just about to kick this stranger where the sun don't shine when she heard someone yell. "Renette! Tama-chan kick!"

After that the stranger released Renette and was was kicked across the room. Leaving a furious Tamaki behind. He unbuttoned his shirt,and placed it over Renette head, covering her body and gave her a reassuring smile.

Just then Hikaru and Karou appeared before her, and stood in front of her so that she was out of view from the stranger. "One...Good looks that attract the public eye."

Then Kyoya appeared followed by the other host club members. "Two...More wealth than you could imagine."

Mori leaned against the side of the dressing room. "Three, chivalry that would never be able to overlook…"

And Honey stepped out behind him "…the hideous wickedness of this world."

Tamaki then pointed his finger at the stranger. "That's what makes up the Ouran host club. We're here!

Watch out!"

The stranger shakily stood up and started to back away from the boys. "Please don't hurt me.

Spare me my life. I'm a doctor. I have a small emergency medical clinic that I run in the next town over. My name is Yabu.

Hikaru looked at the stranger and then back towards his friends. "Did he say his name is Yabu?"

Karou didn't believe the stranger."That's crazy. What a terrible name for a doctor. Unless you're a quack."

Yabu sighed and give the twins an explanation. " I know. I'm here because I was hoping to see my wife left me last month and took my daughter with her. But I know that she attends school here."

Apparently Yabu trusted the wrong people and lost a lot of money, causing his wife to leave him and his daughter to go with her. "And that was it. They left me forever. I know I'm terrible at managing our money.

And I can't say no to anybody. I don't blame them for being tired of constantly living in debt. But I wanted to see my daughter one more time, so I came here. After being pelted by rain and wandering the streets, I finally made it to your school. Once I entered, I was mistaken for a doctor here to examine students. And then it happened."

"When I tried to ask her about my daughter, the girl started screaming and before I knew it, there were all kinds of people chasing me!"

Tamaki was touched by Yabu's sad story. "That's so tragic!"

Kyoya stepped closer to Yabu and asked "Doctor Yabu, I think you may have the wrong you looking for Ourin public high school?"

Yabu nodded his head. "Yeah, that's right."

Kyoya nodded his head back in response. "I figured out that might be the is Ouran academy, a private institution. Your daughter doesn't go to school here."

Hikaru and Karou looked between themselves. "Man, that's pretty sad. You don't even know what school your daughter goes to?"

"I bed your relationship is messed up because you don't pay attention to her, not because of some stupid debt."

Honey looked at Kyoya in awe. "Wow, Kyo-chan, I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school."

Kyoya gave Honey a straightforward answer and said. "Well, there's no way the daughter of such a small time doctor would ever be able to get into Ouran academy.

Tamaki looked towards Kyoya and said. "Kyoya, would you please find a map of all the public school in this area? I'd like to help this man find his daughter."

Kyoya smiled at Tamaki's request and said. "Whatever you say."

Hikaru wasn't a hundred precent sure that this would fix the problem. "Are you sure about this?"

And neither did Karou. "After all, even if he does manage to find his daughter, there's no guarantee she'll wanna speak to him."

Tamaki watched Yabu as he walk away from the school. "Well then, that's something he'll have to find out for himself."

Suddenly Haruhi came up behind everyone and said. " I'm sorry about this, you guys, but could you please leave?"

Renette responded by saying "Yeah. Get out."

Tamaki turned towards the girls and looked like he was going to cry, "Haruhi, are you angry with me? You're not thinking of quitting the host club, are you?"

Haruhi and Renette laughed at Tamaki's accusation. "Don't be stupid, senpai. I've just gotta finish my physical exam, as a male student, of course. Uh, but let me explain. I'm not doing this because you're bribing me with food. I'm doing it to pay back my debt."

Suddenly, Tamaki grabbed Renette and Haruhi, spinning them around in circles. "You're so cute, Haruhi! I can see right through you. I know you're just after that fancy tuna. But it's so cute that you're pretending! And Renette, I knew you were scared but its ok my princess, I will protect you!"

Haruhi tried to get away from Tamaki and Renette looked like she would break his face. "Cut it out, senpai."

"Hey, don't touch me there. I'm still in my bra! I will literally break all of your bones!"

When the twins herd this they forced Tamaki's arms off of Renette. "Red card! Looks like Tamaki senpai...

"…is the real pervert."

Haruhi and Renette then yelled at the host club. They needed to finish there exams. Who cares?Would you guys just get out of here?