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Kristoff x Anna: Kiss on the Hand

"Ugh, this is embarrassing. How do you stand it?"

Shifting his weight so that he was more comfortable but still not slouching, Hans gave Kristoff a confused look.

"Embarrassing? Wha-? You mean the hand kissing?"

Scowling at him, Kristoff snapped. "Yes, the hand kissing! I'm not so backwards that I would be bothered about introducing myself to women."

Giving him an innocent look, Hans replied. "I didn't say anything to suggest otherwise."

Kristoff's eyes narrowed further but Hans' face gave nothing away.

"Hmph. But seriously, how do you stand it? I mean, I know it's just their hands but we are still kissing a bunch of strange women. And I mean that in the way of we don't know them!"

Kristoff hurriedly explained as a vaguely wicked smirk started to make its way across Hans face.

In a great feat of restraint, Hans managed to kept his desire to tease in check and instead answered seriously.

"Practice."

"Practice." Kristoff replied in a disbelieving tone.

"How much practice do you have to have before you get used to it? Wait. You know what,I don't want to know."

Hans gave a small chuckle at that and said. "Well I suppose you could always just pretend that it's Anna's hand that you are kissing. That might relive some of your embarrassment."

Raising one white gloved hand,- another thing Kristoff hated about these stupid royal parties,gloves that served no real purpose, they didn't keep your hands warm and if you tried to do any work with them they would be ruined in no time flat-, he scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"I guess that might work. Pretending that it's Anna's hand. Not that I've ever kissed Anna's hand but..."

Kristoff voice trailed off into a mumble at this last bit but Hans sharp ears still caught it.

Giving him a disbelieving look, Hans said. "You've never kissed Anna's hand? Not even the palm?"

Now it was Kristoff's turn to give him a bewildered look. "What's the big deal? It's just a hand. And what's so important about the palm?"

Letting out a deep sigh, Hans paused to peer around Kristoff to see if there were any more guests headed their way before replying.

"Women like to have their hands kissed. Kissing the top is a sign of respect. And kissing the palm can show them a lot of things in regards to your feelings towards them. Such as that you find them charming, or desirable. In turn the knowledge that you feel this way towards them, makes them happy. And..." Here Hans voice took on a condescending edge," unlike you most women know that this is what a man is trying to convey when he does such things."

Giving him a dirty look at the pointed dig at the end, Kristoff fell into a brown study for a few moments before saying.

"How do you know all this stuff? I thought you had nothing but brothers? Did you take a poll or something?"

Snorting slightly Hans replied," No, I just pay attention. You know that action that leads to wise decisions when it comes to relationships."

Blowing out an exasperated breath, Kristoff shot him a dirty look and growled. "You know you make it really hard to resist the urge to punch you sometimes."

A cocky smile turning up the corners of his mouth, Hans answered. "I live in endless admiration of your self control, but.." And here he nods at the group of people coming their way, "it seems we are going to have to shelve this conversation for now. Though I do suggest that you keep what I said in mind. "

Giving him a dry look, Kristoff said out of the corner of his mouth as the group approached them. "Yeah, I'll be sure to do that Hans."

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Much to his displeasure that sarcastic comment proved prophetic.

At various times during the following week, Hans' comments about how happy a simple kiss on the hand of all places! could make a woman popped into his head.

Which made him start staring at Anna's hands with out even realizing it until Anna asked him in a odd sounding voice if there was something wrong with them.

That in turn drove him to finally just kiss her hand already!

The spring sun was shining down all around them when it happened. They were trying to escape the heat of it by relaxing under a large tree. Anna's hands were fluttering around as she talked about what they should do for the summer.

As had become his norm with out him even knowing it, Kristoff was watching her hands intently eyes flicking from them to her face on every other syllable.

Catching sight of this odd reaction that had been happening more and more lately, Anna dropped her hands into her lap tightly clenching them together.

"Kristoff? Is there something wrong with my hands?"

Blinking in confusion, Kristoff stared down at them, watching as her knuckles whiten. Shaking his head, he met her eyes and said. "No, why do you ask?"

Looking up at him from under her lashes with a slightly miserable look on her face, Anna said softly."You keep staring at them. "

This comment brought a hot flush to his cheeks and a twist of shame in his gut. His stupid preoccupation with Hans' comment had caused this!

But a tiny voice mutter in his head, Hans' comment might also fix it.

Taking a deep breath and promising himself that he would punch him if it went wrong, Kristoff gently untangled Anna's hands from each other and leaning down, cheeks burning a cherry red, placed twin kisses in their palms.

A startled gasp answered this action and then a soft kiss in his hair put all his worries to rest.

As he leaned against the tree, Anna's head resting on his shoulder and their hands entwined on the ground between them, Kristoff conceded that even if he was a pompous jerk,Hans did have a good idea. Once in awhile.

But he was still a pompous jerk.

Author's Note: Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it!

And thank you again to Setunakou for the proof reading. It is so kind of you!