answers to reviewers questions or statements:
Maximum Rhapsody: Are you even reading this story or just reposting the same review over and over again? The harem is big and Yukino, Lucy and Erza are in it.
hellfire45: Well now yeah but there's this thing called character development. As the story goes on, just like in the show/manga, Erza's cold personality will start to thaw and she'll become a warmer person. Add the fact she's a red head and it's almost guaranteed that Peter's getting with her. Same with Mira and her white hair, and Lucy with her blonde XD.
Omni-Creator Kami of Anime: Jellal ain't getting shit in this story except some painful beatings and a handful of moments of redemption... followed by more beatings.
darthwolf: He kinda is without really doing much other than being himself around others.
superpirece: You'll see.
Zayden StormVoid: Considering Zeref's curse came from a God, might be a little out of Peter's league to deal with.
Silverfang: No, that's just Peter being sweet to Mira, what guy doesn't think his girlfriend is stronger than any other girl? But I'd say that the two are about equal in terms of power, though Mira's seems more passive and restrained compared to Erza's given she's grown up with younger siblings and didn't want to risk hurting them when she utilizes her power.
CRUDEN: His Stingers are as effective as other forms of magic are against Demons.
Mr Guest: He may seem sensible, but we'll be finding out pretty soon that's far from the case. As for popularity, eh a little. Not as much as the likes of Erza, for terrifyingly obvious reasons, and Mirajane for her photo spreads or even Natsu a the 'Salamander', butt some people tend to recognize him. A guy dressed in all white and the magical abilities of a spider is kind of hard to forget or ignore.
SNESgenesisguy: I don't see why not.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel or Fairy Tail characters seen, mentioned or used.
Today had been a bit of a rough one if Peter was being completely honest.
Wasn't the worse, not by a long shot or even the most taxing, but it left him a bit drained and in need of a long nap. Preferably on one of the web hammocks he had set up in his apartment with a glass of hot chocolate laid off to the side with those awesome little marshmallows that Mirajane bought him last week. And maybe some music to help set the mood and lure him to sleep. With this in mind, Peter approached his home with a look of sheer determination under his helm. Nothing, and he means nothing will stand in the way of him and his relaxing night-
"Peter?!"
Peter's concentration was interrupted like someone pulling the needle of a record and caused him to turn and see Lucy at the door of the small two story apartment house that sat next to his own apartment complex.
"Lucy?" Peter said with obvious surprise "What are you doing here?"
"I live here" Lucy said, pointing towards the apartment behind her "What are you doing here?"
"I live there" Peter pointed to the large building next door.
"You do?" Lucy said with obvious surprise "Wow..."
"Yeah, been living there for almost six months now" Peter nodded as he gave Lucy's place a quick once over "Huh, didn't realize that the place was for sale considering what happened to the last resident"
"Wait what happened to the previous tenant?" Lucy said with worry.
Peter's reply was a simple shrug "Something about being used in a ritual sacrifice I think"
"R-Ritual S-Sacrifice?" Lucy said with shock before her entire being became gloomy "That explains why I got such a good deal on this place... dammit"
"What are you paying for it?" Peter inquired.
"Seventy Thousand" Lucy responded with a sigh before she pulled on her hair "And my rent's coming up soon!"
"Seventy thousand?" Peter said with a whistle "Man, nice steal. I gotta pay a hundred and thirty for mine"
Lucy gaped at Peter's cost of rent "That's almost twice the amount of mine!"
"I know right?" Peter said with a shake of his head "Honestly I think I'm being cheated. I mean how in the hell is a three master sized bedroom apartment with two full sized bathrooms, a full state of the art kitchen and living room area that can also double as a home theater along with a dining room cost that much?"
"Gee, I don't know" Lucy said with a strained smile on her face 'If anything, that's a steal. Place like that in the capital costs well over three times what your paying'
Just when she thinks she's got the best deal going for her, she literally turns around and see's that someone else has an even sweeter deal.
It was than that Lucy noticed something odd about Peter "Hey, uh Peter?"
"Yes?" he asked.
"How can you see with that thing on?" Lucy pointed to Peter's still helmed covered head.
"Magic!" Peter quipped as he rubbed the side of his helm before he pointed towards the two black lenses "Plus, these are designed to adjust to just about any lighting condition I'm in. Super bright, pitch black, and everything in between"
"So, you have like, night vision on right now?" Lucy asked with a sense of wonder on her face.
"I guess you could call it that" Peter said with a thoughtful hum "It's more of everything looks as bright as if it was still the middle of the day"
"Whoa... that's awesome" Lucy beamed with tars in her eyes "Where can I get a pair of shades like that?!"
"Umm... well I guess me" Peter said as he rubbed the back of his head "I uh, I made them a while back"
"You made your own light adjusting magical lenses?" Lucy asked with surprise.
"Yep!" Peter nodded with a bright smile under his helm before tapping the side with his knuckles "Also added a few runes with Freed's help to increase it's durability"
"Wow, bet that comes in handy whenever a brawl breaks out at the Guild, huh?" Lucy said with a laugh.
"It does" Peter said with a nod as they both stood there for a few moments, looking at each other before Peter decided it was getting too weird. With another small wave, he turned and made his way to the small staircase that led up to his apartment building "Well, welcome to the neighborhood. You ever need anything, just let me know. Oh also, make sure to lock your doors and windows"
Lucy quirked a brow at this "Uh, why?"
"Trust me, you'll end up regretting it if you don't" Peter said as he placed a hand on the door frame that led into his building and waited a moment as a magical circle appeared under his hand.
"Is it because of Natsu?" Lucy asked with a saddened sigh "Hate to say it, but your a little late on the warning for that"
Peter blinked at this before he gave her a sympathetic expression "If it helps, you can always tell Erza, she'll set him straight"
At least Peter thinks she will. When Natsu decided to start randomly appearing in his apartment and he mentioned it to the scarlet haired woman, she was quick to put a stop to it. To this day Peter still thinks that Erza was a bit too rough with Natsu, sure it wasn't exactly polite for him to barge in whenever he wanted, but a broken jaw and several cracked ribs seemed a bit much in his opinion.
"I'll keep that in mind" Lucy said with a grateful smile as she pulled her key out and used it to unlock the door before pushing it open with the tip of her boot "Hey, if you ever need anything too, you know where to find me!"
Peter nodded towards the blonde as she entered the building before closing it behind her. After scanning his handprint for another second, checking his blood and his magic, the magical circle vanished and the door slid open and Peter entered his apartment and closed the door behind him without another word.
"Hello lover..." a voice purred behind Peter, causing him to look over his shoulder to see Mirajane, dressed in a black dress sitting on the stairs that led up to his apartment with a sultry grin on her face.
"Uh, hey Mira" Peter blinked at the sight of her "What are you doing here?"
Come to think of it, how the heck did she get in? The Landlord for the building told him that only Peter, the four other tenants of the complex, and himself had access. And the landlord was very picky on who can also have access to this building, almost like the man was hiding something.
"Can't a girl visit her beloved boyfriend after a hard day's work?" Mira asked cutely as she lifted a leg up and crossed it over her other at the knee, hiking her dress up a little and causing more of her near legendary thighs to be exposed for his eyes to see.
Peter felt his mouth watering at the sight of Mira's flesh before he shook his head to try and clear the thought of having them wrapped around his hips as he penetrated her with-
"Oh my, someone's happy to see me" Mira giggled as she raised her leg and pointed her foot at the slowly growing bulge in Peter's pants.
With a bblush he turned around "S-Sorry"
"Why would I be offended that I can get you all hard and bothered?" Mira cooed as she stood up and silently climbed down the last few stairs she was on and seemed to glide across the room and wrap her arms around Peter's chest and bury her face in between his shoulder blades "It just shows how much you adore me, right?"
"Of c-course" Peter said with a twitch as he could feel Mira's soft body pressed tightly against his.
Mira giggled at this and had her hands reach down to the zipper and buckles of his pants and began to undo them enough so she could slide her hands underneath the fabric and grip him through his boxers. Peter tensed at Mira's firm grip on his member before he could take it anymore and turned towards the lusty barmaid and drew her into a heated kiss. Mira let out a very erotic moan as she felt Peter's tongue pillage her mouth while she continued to squeeze his cock with one hand while her other reached for the man's ants and began to push them down. Within seconds, Peter's pants, along with his boxers were down by his knees, exposing his cock to the dimly lit hall.
A part of Peter was chiding himself for doing this in such a public setting where literally anyone could walk in and see him and Mira but a larger part of him didn't care. All he cared about now was pleasing Mira as best he could.
"Mmm, so big baby..." Mira cooed as she broke her and Peter's kiss and looked down to see her third favorite part of him out and in the open. She greedily licked her lips as she slowly fell to her knees and gripped Peter with both her hands "Fuck I love seeing this so hard because of me. Don't you Petey? Do like getting all hard because of me?"
Peter nodded shakily, causing Mira to laugh before she leaned forward and gave Peter's dick a nice long lick that went from midway to his pelvis and all the way back to his tip. Mira giggled at the groan Peter emitted as she repeated the process several times, drenching his cock in her saliva while her hands spread it further by jacking him off. Once she was certain she's licked every inch of his magnificent meat, she began to take him into her mouth and suck on his hardened appendage.
"Such a naughty boy Peter..." Mira said after she released Peter from her mouth with a 'pop' and proceeded to grip the base of his cock with one hand while the other began to fondle with his balls "Letting me suck you off in the middle of the hall like this... where anyone could walk in and see us"
She gave him a saucy wink as she took him into her mouth and gave him a nice hard suck that caused his knees to shake before she let him go and slapped his tip on her extended tongue before giving it another kiss and sitting back on her hunches.
"Lets... make a deal" Mirajane said as she looked up at her lover while she continued to jack him off.
"W-What is it?" Peter asked with a strained voice, he was so close, just a little more and he'll finally cum under this white haired goddess's actions.
"If you can keep yourself from cumming for another ten minutes while I suck you off..." Mira began as she gave Peter's sensitive tip a hard suck and a kiss "I'll let you in my ass, deal?"
Peter stared down at her for a moment with shock as Mira continued to slid her hand up and down his member "W-What h-h-happens if I don't m-make it?"
Mira stopped her handjob and tapped her chin cutely in thought while Peter groaned in disappointment at the sudden lack of movement from Mira's hand.
"Well, if you do cum before the ten minutes are up... than..." Mirajane leaned forward until her lips were just brushing Peter's tip "No more bi-weekly blowjobs... or fingering. For a month"
Peter paled at this while Mira simply winked at him before she reached up to the clasp for her dress and undid it, allowing it to fall down to her waist and expose her full, firm tits. Without another word Mirajane seized Peter's cock and brought the throbbing flesh into her mouth and began to suck. Peter let out a hiss as he reached up and placed his hands on Mirajane's head, causing the white haired woman to moan as she increased the intensity of her sucking. Peter could feel his cock twitching, eager to blow it's load into the kneeling beauty's mouth before him but Peter had to resist. But with the way Mirajane was leading things, he knew it was only a matter of time.
Take a deep breath, Peter tightened his grip on Mirajane's head, forcing her to stop her sucking and look up at him with curiosity in her eyes as her tongue lavished the underside of the portion of his dick that was still in her mouth. Peter looked down at her with a grin as he pulled back until only his tip remained in Mira's mouth before he thrusted forward, bringing her face up to his pelvis while his cock reach the back of Mira's throat.
'Holy fuck!' Mira thought as she struggled to not gag in repose to Peter thrusting the entirety of his penis into her mouth.
She's rarely deepthroated him, mainly because his size made it a bit uncomfortable and the sensation of not being able to breath didn't get her off like it does some other women. How a woman could stay horny or get even hornier when their on the verge of passing out from lack of air was beyond her.
'I bet Erza would get off on it' Mira thought with her eyes narrowing in annoyance though to Peter it looked like she was simply closing them in delight.
She's seen and read some of the novels that Erza has, though to call them books was an insult to literature in Mira's opinion. They seemed to be written like some sort of porn script for one of those softcore or hardcore late night shows that Elfman doesn't think Mira knows he watches. The very thought of her Peter doing such things with Mira caused her to almost grit her teeth in anger before she remembered that her lover was inside her mouth. She'd rather not kill the mood, and hurt her loving Peter, because of that damned armored slut!
"Oh Mira, you've hurt poor Peter!" imaginary Erza said with mock shock before she gave the barmaid a grin "Don't worry Mira, I'll take much better care of him than you could!"
Mira let out a growl at the thought before another image, this time of Cana, appeared.
"Biting a man's dick while your sucking him off Mira? Cold, so cold. But don't worry, I'll give his little owie a nice long kiss to make it feel so much better, kukukuku!"
"THE HELL YOU WILL!" Mira suddenly shouted with a choked cough as she pushed Peter back against the wall, much to his surprise before she was suddenly pressed up against him with a dark grin that caused him to shiver.
"Uh. Mira?" he asked nervously 'Oh crap, I overdid by grabbing her head. Dammit Master, you said girls now a days were into that!'
This was the last time he'd ever take Makarov's advice on anything related to sex... granted he shouldn't have in the first place but dammit it was either him or Loke but it shouldn't've been obvious from the start to not go to either one for advice.
"Fufufufufu…" Mira chuckled as she pushed herself against Peter tightly, or as tight as her heavily chest pillows would allow "I've decided to reconsider our deal"
"You do?" Peter asked a bit sadly, he was so close, only three more minutes!
Mira nodded as she suddenly turned and pulled her dress up to show she had no panties on. She looked over her shoulder at him and grinned "I'm just gonna let you take it now!"
"R-Really...?" Peter breathed out as he fell back against the wall, struggling to keep standing as the white haired vision before him slowly helped herself on to his hard cock.
It was a hell of a fight fit since neither she nor Peter had done anything to try and prepare Mira's ass for him but the odd tight warm embrace her ass had on his cock caused Peter to shiver as he felt himself on the verge of cumming then and there.
"Do you like that sweetie?" Mirajane asked with a giggle as she licked her lips while she began to shake her ass with Peter's cock buried deep inside it.
She was surprised it didn't hurt as much as she'd thought it would, though it could be she was on such a sexual high that the pain hadn't registered yet. She'll likely be feeling this in the morning but right now she could care less.
"Fuck yes I do!" Peter said almost breathlessly as he ran his hands over her toned rear almost religiously before he gave the barmaid a almost crazed grin "Are you ready baby?"
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not... lets find out hmm?" Mirajane said coly.
Peter nodded eagerly as he lifted a hand and ran his fingers through Mirajane's hair before getting a firm grip and yanking her head back a little, causing her to moan and for her ass's grip on him to tighten even more "I'm gonna fuck my name into your ass baby... anyone that ever sees it is gonna know it's mine!"
'Hmm... I quite like the sound of that' Mira thought with a giggle as Peter thrusted forward, causing her to gasp in pleasure.
Mirajane Parker did have a bit of a ring to it.
...
"Have a nice long night there lover boy?"
Peter paused mid-step towards the request board and slowly turned his head towards a vacant table where Cana was the sole occupant. The Card magic user smirked at Peter as she took a long drink from her beer before she placed the half empty mug on the table and leaned back in her chair and folded her arms under her bust.
"What if I did, jealous?" Peter asked with a snort.
"Of Mira getting with a little below average guy like you, nah" Cana said with a laugh that caused Peter to huff in response.
"I'm not little, I'm of average height and weight for a boy of my age!" Peter pointed towards Cana with a scowl on his face.
"And once again I must remind you that your below average everywhere else it matters" Cana smirked, causing Peter to grit his teeth.
"I hate you"
"Hate to love me, love to hate me" Cana replied as she grabbed her mug and held it up in salute before downing the rest of the liquid inside.
Peter grumbled as he took his seat across from Cana and gave the hall a quick look "I guess Erza left with Gray and Natsu already?"
"And Happy and Lucy, bout an hour or so ago" Cana said as she reached into her pocket to retrieve a small deck of her magic cards and began to shuffle them with bored expression on her face "Apparently Mira asked Lucy to keep an eye on them and keep Natsu and Gray from measuring their dicks against each other"
"Thank you for that image" Peter said dryly.
"Your the one that decided to imagine it, don't blame me for that you perverted little fuck" Cana said with a smirk as she began to put cards down on the table facedown.
"I'm the perverted one?" Peter said with a snort of disbelief "Rich coming from the girl that's dressed like a stripper"
"Oh, you want a lap dance?" Cana spoke to Peter in a baby voice "Not getting enough from Mira so you gotta reach out to others to get you off?"
"First of all, fuck you, Mira's great" Peter said with a frown "Second of all, fuck you again!"
"Like you'd be able to go two rounds with me, let alone one" Cana said with a snort as she reached for her oddly refilled mug to drink from when suddenly the rim was covered in webbing. Cana blinked at this before she turned back to Peter with an unimpressed look on her face "Really?"
"Would you prefer it in your hair?" Peter snarked.
"What is with you wanting to shoot your white sticky goo on my body?" Cana said with a shake of her head.
"What is with you taking everything I say and perverting it?" Peter shot back with a scowl.
"What's with you saying things that are clearly double innuendos?"
"What's with you waiting for me to say double innuendos?"
As Peter and Cana continued to bicker back and forth, Mirajane watched them from her place on the other end of the Guild with a frown on her face. It seemed Cana didn't get the hint the other day and was still trying to find a way to attract Peter's interest in her via arguments. A sound strategy she'll admit, but it was starting to seriously annoy her. Cana had her chance, same as Erza when Peter first arrived at the Guild and they did nothing.
'Their lost, my gain' Mira thought with a nod.
"Um, Mirajane?"
The white haired Takeover mage blinked at the sound of Levy's voice and turned her attention back to the slim bluenette beauty "I'm sorry, what?"
"C-Can I have the request sheet back please?" Levy asked with a nervous grin as she held a shaky hand out while Jet and Droy stood behind her with equally uneasy looks on their faces.
Mirajane quirked a brow at the three's behavior before she realized that her hand had tightened into a fist, the request sheet in her hand crumbled and a small but very dark and potent amount of magic was leaking out of her. With a sheepish grin she handed the sheet back to Levy and waved her away before quickly turning on her heel and making her way back towards the bar. She mentally berated herself for losing control like some rookie. while it may have been over two years since she's last done any serious magic usage, she should still have enough control of her mostly dormant power to keep it from leaking out when she gets annoyed.
As Mirajane mentally chided herself for her behavior, Peter was busy poking at the drink offered to him by Cana as she refilled her own with a jug that was left by Mirajane earlier.
"Sooo I have decided after much deliberation, to form a team" Cana said as she finished topping off her drink "And I want you to be a part of it"
"Me?" Peter said with obvious shock "On a team, with you?"
"And Elfman" Cana added with a smirk "Some actual muscle for when people asses need to be kicked"
"I have plenty of muscle" Peter said with a scowl before he took a sip of his beer and nearly coughed at the tarty taste it had "I can lift twice as much as he can over my head with one arm behind my back"
"When you have your Stingers" Cana pointed towards the white clad mage's armored arms.
"I got plenty of other tricks up my sleeves that don't rely on my Stingers" Peter said with a eye roll "I'm not that much of an amateur"
"Good, because last thing I need is for my team, and yes that means I'm the leader since I'm putting this together, to be crippled to the point me and Elfman are carrying the weight because someone figured out your little secret and ripped those pretty arm warmers off ya" Cana said before she downed her glass in one go before slamming it, empty, on the tabletop and wiped the foam off her lips with the back of her hand "Ah, that hit the spot"
"Trust me Cana, these 'arm warmers' as you so tactfully called them, don't come off that easy" Peter said with a frown as he looked down at them with an unreadable expression.
Cana's eyes narrowed as she sensed a sudden change in Peter's demeanor before the mage looked back up at her and leaned forward "So, what kinds of jobs will we be taking?"
'Story for another time I guess...' Cana thought as her gaze flickered back to Peter's stingers before answering the man's question "Mostly jobs that involve a bit of muscle and a bit of brains. Your the brains and Elfman is the muscle"
"And you oh fearless leader?" Peter asked sarcastically.
"Why I provide the necessary sexiness all teams require" Cana smirked as she struck a very sensual pose and gave Peter a wink.
"If that's the case, than I'd rather have someone that doesn't smell like they regularly bathe in a barrel of rum and brush their teeth with wine" Peter responded dryly while struggling to not look at the way Cana had intentionally pushed her breasts up to the point that the fabric of her bra had slid down until the very top of the brunette's nipples were exposed 'Remember Mira, remember Mira, remember MIRA!'
Cana scowled at Peter's insult "Oh, and who would you prefer? Some red headed brute in a skimpy short skirt that likes cheesecake?"
A sudden hush fell over the entirety of the Guild Hall as a number of people silently glanced towards Cana with horrified expressions while others had their gazes flicker towards the doorway. No one moved as they waited to see if Cana's insult had somehow summoned the bringer of the end times. Peter had paled and sweat formed on his brow as his gaze kept flickering back between the halls doors and Cana who looked unconcerned that she just openly insulted Erza Scarlet.
"Yeah that's right, I said it!" Cana said with a glare thrown towards everyone as she stood up and placed her hands on her shapely hips "And I'll say it again when she gets back-"
"Say what, Cana?"
Cana's entire body seemed to go white and Peter swore her soul leaked out from her mouth and seemed to be desperately trying to claw it's way to the afterlife as Erza was suddenly standing behind her with an unreadable expression on her face.
'Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!' Peter thought with horror as everyone was just as frozen in terror.
"E-E-E-E-Erzzzza-a-a-a" and said in a shaky voice as Cana slowly turned around to see Erza's scowl.
"Well?" Erza demanded as she folded her arms across her chest "I'm waiting Cana"
"I-I-I-I-I-I..." Cana tried to think up of a response as she stared into the cold merciless eyes of Erza Scarlet, her life flashing through her eyes at immeasurable speeds.
"Well than, if your not going to tell me what you wanted to say to me, I guess I'm going to have to... punish you" Erza began before her image suddenly blurred and changed until it revealed Mirajane's smiling form and she gave Cana a victory sign "What would you prefer?"
Cana stared at Mirajane for a moment before her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she fell backwards. Had Peter not reached out and grabbed her, her head would have met the edge of the table rather painfully. Everyone else within the Guild let out a collective sigh of relief, thankful that it truly wasn't Erza but rather Mirajane playing a prank on Cana. Peter reached up to wipe away the sweat on his brow before he realized his entire body felt wet.
'Wow... looks like I'm gonna need a shower later' Peter thought as he gently placed Cana back in her chair before he turned back to look at Mira "That was a dirty trick"
"But funny" Mira giggled with a small blush on her face "I can't believe she actually thought that was Erza. I would've figured the dress was a dead give away"
"Yeah, well when your being confronted by Erza, it's kind of hard to focus on anything below her neck" Peter said with a shiver at just how accurate Mirajane's impression of Erza was.
Seriously, he felt his danger sense begin to go off in what he thought was Erza's presence!
"Oh, is that so?" Mirajane asked with a teasing grin "Well, what about when she's not scolding you, do your eyes wander farther down than?"
For some reason, the question put Peter on edge as he stared at Mirajane's patiently waiting face. For some reason, every instinct in him was telling him to tread very, very carefully and really thing about his next words.
"W-Well, that'd imply she has m-my attention" Peter said nervously.
Mirajane stared at Peter for a long moment with a blank look before a large warm smile broke out on her face and she planted a kiss on Peter's forehead "Good answer sweetie"
...
"It's not funny" Cana gritted her teeth as she had several drinks lying before her half an hour later while Peter was busy tinkering with his left Stinger.
"I thought it was" Peter snickered "I can't believe she got you"
"If I recall, she had you fooled too" Cana growled with annoyance.
"True but that's beside the point" Peter said with a grin as he pointed towards Cana "I wasn't the one to pass out"
"You would too if you ever got punished by Erza" Cana said with a scowl "Must be nice to be her favorite"
"How am I her favorite?" Peter asked with a incredulous look on his face "Any time I'm around I have to 'stop slouching', 'stop making inappropriate jokes', 'get my elbows off the table', and a crap ton of other stupid things"
"Geez, she sounds like an overbearing mother" Cana said with a shake of her head "I don't know if that's worse or not"
"It feels worse" Peter said with a dejected sigh before he noticed a little spider crawling across the table "Oh, hello little guy-"
Peter tensed at the sound of Cana bringing her mug down on the small spider, shattering it's body and crushing the life out of it in a second.
"UGH, fucking hate these things. I swear they've multiplied like rabbits this year" Cana said before she saw Peter's expression. Her brow furrowed for a moment before her eyes widened "Oh no, was that your sister?"
Before Peter could say anything, another spider appeared on the table, likely startled out of it's hiding place when Cana slammed her drink down on the other. In an instant, Cana brought her mug down on the second spider, causing Peter's body to shake as the brunette smirked at Peter.
"Than this must've been your brother" she said as she lifted her mug off the now crushed spider and used a napkin to wipe off the guys and pieces of it off the bottom of her drink.
Peter didn't reply as he stared at the two crushed spiders with a look of horror on his face. Faster than Cana could blink, Peter had vaulted over the table and scooped up both dead spiders and cradled them in his hands as he crouched in a nearby corner with a air of sadness and despair around him.
"T-They w-were s-so y-young" Peter sniffled as he cupped his hands close to his face and stared at the dead spider remains with tears flowing down his eyes.
Cana stared at the scene with a blank face before she sighed and rubbed her brows 'Can't believe Mirajane is sleeping with this guy'
"Poor, poor little spiderlings" Peter sniffed sadly as he cradled their corpses, causing Cana to roll her eyes before she slid a drink back to where Peter was sitting and loudly slammed her hand on the table to get his attention "Oi, get back here so we can share a toast at the formation of Team Manly Drunken Spider!"
Peter frowned at Cana as he stood up, still carrying the dead spiders and gently set them down on the table, closer to his side than Cana's "But what about Elfman? If he's gonna be on this team too, shouldn't he be here?"
"He's on a job at the moment" Cana said with a wave of her hand "And we already shared a drink in honor of fairy Tail's newest and soon to be most successful team ever!"
"I don't know" Peter said as he glanced at the drink in front of him "I'm not really a big drinker-"
"Unless it's Mira, hmm?" Cana teased with a wink "Bet you cant help yourself when she gets all wet, huh?"
Peter blushed as red as Erza's hair "W-We are not having this conversation"
"She taste sweet as honey?" Cana said as she took a sip of her drink.
"Shut up!" Peter groaned as he slammed his head on to the table.
"Than drink the damn beer and celebrate with me!" Cana said with a smirk as she downed her current glass and reached for a new one.
"Fine, just one drink!" Peter said as he sat upright and grabbed his drink and held it up "To Team Manly Drunken Spider... and hopefully a newer, shorter name because let's be honest introducing ourselves as the Manly Drunken Spider is gonna get old real quick"
"I was thinking of Cana and friends but Elfman refused" Cana said with a chuckle before she and Peter 'clinked' their glasses and proceeded to down them in one go before slamming the now empty glasses on the tabletop.
The two nodded and shared a nod with another... before Cana slid him another glass.
"One more for the road"
Peter sighed at this "Fine... but after this, that's it. I'm done drinking for the day!"
With that, Peter grabbed the offered drink and downed it in one go.
...
twenty two mugs of honey flavored mead and sixteen shots of old fire coal whiskey later...
…
"H-H-Hencccccce f-f-forth..." Cana said with a heavy slur as she swayed back and forth, her eyes bloodshot as beer dropped from her lips like a leaking pipe "W-We a-a-a-a-rrrre… fuck w-what a-a-are we a-ag-*HIC*- ain?"
"D-D-Drunken S-Spider" Peter said as he swayed side to side for a moment before he fell face fist on to the table with a loud 'crash' followed quickly by Cana.
At a nearby table, Macao and Wakaba, having watched the 'game' since it's beginning shook their heads at the passed out youths.
"Pfft, amateurs" Macao said with a chuckle while Wakaba took a long drag from his pipe before he nodded.
"Yeah... but they downed more drinks than we could at that age" the man said before a air of gloom settled over both of them as Peter and Cana proceeded to drunkenly drool on to the table's surface.
Safe to say, Mirajane was not a happy woman when she found them after finally getting enough time away from the bar and approving job requests an hour later.
"Grr, i's not even ten o' clock Peter!" Mira growled in annoyance as she stared at her passed out boyfriend.
He was supposed to take her somewhere nice for lunch today!
...
And done.
Next chapter, The birth, the very short life and the very quick death of Team Manly Drunken Spider!