The Nightmare Before Gravity ch. 6
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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-"Dipper, you're the one getting in your way. Why can't you just walk up and talk to her like a normal person?" Asked Mabel exasperated.
"Because he has no confidence in himself." Said Jack somehow appearing in the room without any of them noticing(again).
"GAH!" Cried out both twins in surprise. "Jack, don't do that!" Cried out Mabel as she tried to slow her heart rate down. "Yeah, and what's that supposed to mean anyway?" Asked Dipper.
Jack sighed. "My boy, it's obvious that you have no confidence in yourself. You feel if you do anything without planning it in advance, you'll screw it up completely."
Dipper flustered. "Y-you don't know what your talking about!" Shouts Dipper horrified.
Jack shakes his head. "Oh, but I do. One of the many powers I have in my arsenal is the ability to 'see' the fears and insecurities of all humans."
Dipper and Mabel turned deathly pale and look at him in horror. "A-all of them?" Asked a mortified Mabel.
Jack held up his hands in a calming way. "Fear not, your secrets are safe with me." He emphasizes this by zipping his lips(with a real zipper no less!).
Dipper sighs. "Alright, what would you suggest to impress her then?" He asks the Skeleton man. Jack ponders this. "Hmmmm, she appears to be a daring, bold, radical, thrill seeker...So perhaps something big, crazy and spontaneous would be the way to go?"
Dipper looks to the floor and twiddles his thumbs. "I...Don't know if I can do that." He admitted with sad resignation.
Jack frowned as he considers this. "Well...I might be able to help there...But you wouldn't like it-
"Doesn't matter!" Spoke up Dipper firmly. "If you think it'll impress Wendy, then I'm all in!"
Jack smiles. Ah a man in love...if there was anything more wonderful he'd yet to see it. "Alright, you asked for it." Smiled Jack as he cracked his knuckles...and bones(a sight that very much disturbed the twins).
He then dose some quick calisthenics. "And a 1 and a 2 and a-
ROAR!
Dipper had never been more terrified! He could literally feel his heart trying to break free of his chest, and his soul trying to eject itself from it's body. His mind was in turmoil!
I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
And I never got to tell Wendy how I felt!
Why'd I have to be such a wimp about it! If I could do it over-
And just like that, he was back...but not to normal. The world...seemed different...slower...But more importantly...HE FELT STRONG! INVINCIBLE! LIKE HE COULD TAKE ON THE WORLD! LIKE HE COULD-
WENDY! HERE I COME! Shouts Dipper finishing his thought as he began to run-
SMASH!
-Right through a wall.
Mabel gaped amazed. "What did you do!?" Exclaimed Mabel in disbelief. Jack smiled. "A simple mixture of the 'regret' scare and 'adrenaline booster' scare. The same strength that gives mothers the strength to lift cars off babies...Now flow through his veins."
There was a long silence..."This is going to blow up spectacularly in Dippers face isn't it?" Asked Mabel sincerely. "Probably." Admitted Jack. "But he'll have a jolly good time...at least until tomorrow; when the adrenaline wears off and he finally feels the pain of all the bones he just broke...But we'll worry about that latter, let's go!" Shouts Jack as he runs off after Dipper enthusiastically...with a very confused Mabel walking after...
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Wendy frowned as she looked around the ticket booth. Where was Dipper? Him being here was the only good thing she'd been looking forward to. She wondered if-
CRASH!
She looked over confused at the Shack and saw Dipper running toward her crazy fast. Wendy smiled, she stood up to greet him. "Hey Dipper! Where've you-
But dipper didn't stop. He ran up to her, swept her off her feet, dipped her...and gave her the best dawm kiss she ever had!
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"WOO HOO! Way to go Dipper!" Shouted an ecstatic Mabel as she and Jack watched from nearby. She then turned to Jack. "And all that came from you scaring her?"
Jack smiled. "Well...I may also have 'juiced' him up a bit with this special potion I got from the witches." He says as he shows her said potion. Jack smiled. "Yes guaranteed to Give any kiss you give a wallop! Regardless of how Wendy responds to this. I guarantee that Dipper will have no regrets and Wendy will be very satis-
Suddenly Jack frowns and sniffs the potion. His eyes widen in horror and(somehow) flusters. "Uh, oh." "What? What is it?" Asks Mabel concerned.
Jack groans. "Looks like the witches 'tricked' more than 'treated' this year. They gave me the wrong potion!"
Mabel looked horrified. "So Dippers not going to kiss great?" Jack suddenly looked very uncomfortable. "No...it still dose that...But it also...Well, it 'excites' certain biological functions of a womans body...Making them more susceptible to...Well, let's just say 'stimulation'...or in this case Dipper kissing her...Which will cause certain 'private' parts of herself...to...well-
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Wendy was scarlet when Dipper finally, finished. 10 times! He made me ****** 10 times! How is that even possible!? Thought a mortified(yet intrigued) Wendy. Quickly, she covered herself and ran to the restroom to clean up. With his adrenaline used up, Dipper fell unconscious.
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Mabel was also scarlet. Jack just hung his head in embarrassment. "Inappropriate...just so very inappropriate." Said Jack simply...he vowed to have a word with those witches...
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Said witches suddenly felt a large chill...
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Later, after Dipper is sent to the hospital, and Wendy goes home to process what just happened to her. Jack and Mabel tried to just enjoy the party...There was just one problem...
"Oh! That Pacifica makes me so mad!" Snapped Mabel. She turns to Jack. "Can you do something about her?"
Jack smiled. "Prank a stereotypical spoiled valley forge brat? Do you even have to ask!?" He then turns and focuses on Pacifica, as he uses his 'sight' to see her fears...
Jack pales...then bursts into flames of rage. "New plan, were helping her."
Mabel was too scared to question him...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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