The Nightmare Before Gravity ch. 8
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"Jack my good man! I can't thank you enough for helping me patch up my relationship with my Ex-wife Darlene! I see now our problems was just a silly misunderstanding...I kinda feel guilty for turning the country against her kind now." Said Quentin Trembly as he and the man-eating spider skipped off into the sunset happily together...
Jack just shook his head as he turned around and walked past the landscape covered in geckos and hot-sauce- "Okay that was a weird adventure...even for ME." Said Jack flatly as he walked back to the Shack...
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"Wendy...this has been an awesome date...but I feel kinda guilty...you've won me all these gifts...AND got me all these snacks. But you won't let me get you anything." Said Dipper to his girlfriend Wendy.
"Dipper Buddy! You need to be more progressive! Guy's don't need to buy girls things to keep them interested! We have kept dudes now! Not girls!" Explained Wendy off-handed.
Dipper frowned, "Wait, that still doesn't explain why- Wendy interrupted him with a kiss...and just like that...he forgot his question...he also forgot most of his brain functions as he stumbled around blindly smitten by the coolest girl he ever meet...also now the richest.
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"SOLD! Twenty Dipper's to Pacifica!" Pacifica smiled as twenty Dipper clones carried her away. "Were back ladies and...well, just ladies! What do I bid for more Dippers!?"
"Fifty Didgizars!" Shouted Candy!
"75 bit coins!" Shouted Tambry!
"150 super computers!" Shouted Giffany!
They were some of the many here to abuse the newest drug on the street...Dipper...
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And that was why Dipper was now a kept-man! It made Wendy feel less guilty about pimping his clones and exploiting how deliciously addictive getting intimate was...she'd tell Dipper about it...eventually...
But that was a worry for another time! Now she needed to win her boy-toy another prize, she smirked as she tossed the ball at the target-
CRACK!
SMACK!
OW!
Wendy paled as the paramedics were called in to put Dipper on life support...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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