Okay today's request came from Little-Miss-Laughs-Alot :) and she wrote:

I think it would be an awesome oneshot if Niff found Wes and the twins' Marauders Map! Imagine the mayhem! ;)

Now I'm not good with pranks so this is how this turned out.

"I don't understand why we have to clean out the old archives", Jeff grumbled as he and Nick did just that. They had pulled a prank on the one person you didn't pull pranks on if you valued your life. Kurt Hummel. They'd pulled a prank on him and then ran to Wes for help.

Now I believe you all think Wes was the person they'd pulled a prank on but no he wasn't because a: Niff were not idiots and b: he always knew what they planned to do and stopped it before they did. They had no idea on how he did it but he did.

So they'd run to Wes to ask him to save them from Kurt Hummel but it didn't turn out like they'd wanted it to. Because Wes was a: dorm prefect, b: head boy and c: their big brother. He took it upon himself to punish them for this prank, it calmed Kurt down so they wouldn't die today but still… Wes gave them as punishment to clean up in the sheet music archives and dust off all shelves before putting everything back in order.

"The prank wasn't even that bad", Jeff said. "I mean all we did was making Kurt's floor slippery and remove the stitches from the sleeves in his clean blazers."

"This is not so bad if you think of what Kurt would do to us if he found us before Wes could calm him down", Nick said. "Now shut up and help me move this box." It was a big heavy box so Nick really needed the help. Jeff hurried over and helped him. Jeff decided to be the good boyfriend and took the box from Nick and hoisted it up high and forcefully. When he realized how heavy it was he dropped it down slightly… and the bottom came out. It actually was the top and Nick had lifted it upside down.

"Oh man", Nick groaned and got on his knees and started to pick up papers. Jeff hurriedly turned the box the right way and then went down on his knees to help. The papers were old and full of songs none of them had ever heard before. Nick wondered what people had written down those sheets and who the Warblers had been back then. Who had they been and what secrets had they been having?

He moved a bunch of papers that had a paper clip holding them together and that's when he saw it. The sheet music was written on paper that had started to turn yellow of age but this folded bunch what not as yellow and seemed to be of a distant structure and instead of being held together with strings and paper clips it was held together by staples. He put the sheet music in the box and slowly lifted up the folded paper. The paper didn't even smell the same as the old sheet music.

"What's that Nicky", Jeff asked and leaned closer.

"I don't know", Nick said and opened the fold ones. "Hey there's something written her with those fancy letters you see in old books."

"What does it say?" Jeff asked eagerly.

"'Mont Everetts proudly preset the Dalton Marauders Map'", Nick read aloud and folded it open. He realized it was not one but three big papers stapled together at the top. "Hey Jeff this is Dalton!"

"It is? Let me see?"

"Wait", Nick said as Jeff reached out to grab it. "Let's clean up here first before Wes kills us and then we can study it in our room." Nick had never seen Jeff move so fast as he did after that. But at least the room got clean and sorted.

The hardest part didn't become making Wes like their work… it was sneaking the map past him. Luckily Nick and Jeff had their "telepathic" links so they could help each other out. Nick hid it behind his back and when asked to show his hands Jeff managed to get it before Wes could find it. Now the duo was in their room looking at the paper. They'd folded up the first page.

"Okay this is a map of the main building", Nick said. "And this is obviously the third floor."

"How do you know", Jeff asked.

"There are only stairs leading downwards and only one stair leading up."

"Brilliant, you're brilliant."

"Look it even says notes when the janitors usually clean the classrooms or when the cleaning people does it. It even shows when the classrooms are being used."

"Are they still valid?"

"Yeah I mean I have advanced English in room 315 on Mondays at 2 and this thing says that class is held there then."

"You think it's magic?"

"No", Nick said and cuffed Jeff around the head. "I know that the schedules for the rooms don't shift and haven't since the last 15 years."

"How do you know?"

"Wes told me."

"Ooooh."

They looked at the map and then Jeff noticed something odd.

"Wait", he said and Nick looked at him.

"What is it", he asked.

"I didn't know there's a third door leading out to the hallway in the philosophy classroom on the third floor."

"There isn't", Nick said.

"This map says so", Jeff said. "Looks there's even a note. 'To find the door poke the guardian's eyes'."

"'The guardian's eye'" Nick asked sounding confused.

"Oh it's a secret door!" Jeff exclaimed and pointed. "And that's the clue on how to find it."

Nick grinned.

"That. Is. Awesome!" he said and both boys smirked.

"Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'", Jeff asked.

"I am thinkin' what your're thinkin'", Nick smirked.

"Best pranks ever!" both boys said and hurriedly left their room, taking the map with them and heading for the main building.

Wes knew something fishy was going on. He and some other seniors were walking towards there next class when they heard grumbling, muttering and cursing coming from younger students. Wes recognized the three freshmen in the Warblers and walked up to them. But he had to stop a bit away because the three of them was smelling bad, scratch that they reeked.

"Whoa", Wes said and covered his nose and mouth with his hand. "What happened to you?"

"We were sitting in astronomy class", Chris said and glared at Wes. "When suddenly four stink bombs just dropped down from the roof!"

"What", Wes asked. "Had someone stuck them up there?"

"No", John whined. "We were watching the stars' movements you know when suddenly four stars died and the teacher said that was odd and then those four things came crashing down!"

"Well", Wes said and tried not to puke. "You better head back to Vermillion and take a shower."

Wes ran after that. He couldn't take it anymore. But these weren't the first boys he'd meet that would tell him of pranks happening that no one could explain. Someone claimed that they'd seen a painting move in the library, someone said that they heard giggles and running steps in the walls and Trent even claimed that he heard Niff call his name in the hallway but they were nowhere around him. Wes was suspicious but what finally made him realize he'd been right happened during Warbler rehearsal.

Niff was late and no one had seen them for a while. Wes, David and Thad were sitting at the council table discussing something between the three of them and all other Warblers were watching them. Suddenly Wes started smirking and got up from his seat. Thad and David looked at him in confusion. Wes stood beside the fireplace and held up five fingers and started to count down. They were all watching him and noticed that he now was holding a tennis racket. Wes mouthed:

"Five, four, three, two… one." Then he swung in front of the fireplace and they noticed the racket hit something sending it into the fireplace. Wes reached inside the fireplace and pulled something. There was a scraping sound. Wes whistled and put the tennis racket aside and whistled innocently. The Warblers stared at him but Wes didn't say anything. The meeting continued but no Niff showed up.

The rest of the week was like that day. Pranks kept being pulled but no one knew who was behind it or how it happened. Nick and Jeff were giddy with glee for all pranks being pulled perfectly. But one thing annoyed them and that thing was called Wes. Every time they tried to pull a prank on him or any class he was in something happened that made the pranks backfire.

For example… they had tried to drop a water balloon at him from a secret "window" in one of the staircases. Only to get drenched when they opened it, someone had put a bucket of water above the place where the window was. Another example was in the cafeteria. Niff had found out that there were at least five secret entrances there and they had tried to get him through every one but… Wes managed to block them all.

People started to think that since nothing happened to the seniors they were the ones behind it all. The seniors were wondering if Wes was crazy because he walked into the advanced Spanish class with an umbrella. It became clear why he did it when green lime slushie suddenly rained down from above but he was safe because of the umbrella.

Niff were getting more and more frustrated and Wes more and more smug. They wanted to get him but they couldn't. He was always one step ahead of them. They didn't know why. But I can tell you. Wes had gotten advice from the prank kings themselves Nathan Newland and Otto Johnson. In comparison to them Niff were amateurs.

"I want to get him so bad", Jeff grumbled as he and Nick planned their next attack while looking at the Marauders' Map. "Isn't there any way to do that?"

"I don't know", Nick said. "I mean the map is great and all and we've pulled some really funny and epic jokes… but… something is fishy. How come Wes knows about all pranks before we pull them and how does he know about all these secret doors? And who's the one pulling the pranks on us?"

"He must be an epic prankster."

"Or just an annoyed head boy", a voice said from behind them and they jumped up and flew around. Wes was sitting on their windowsill looking pleased with himself.

"Wes", the sophomores both squeaked.

"That's my name", Wes said.

"How did you get in here", Jeff asked.

"I climbed down the vine", Wes said and shrugged. Nick and Jeff both ran up to the window and looked up to the window above theirs… Wes' room.

"Are you insane", Nick said. "What if you'd fallen."

"Please I've been climbing up and down those things for ages", Wes said and chuckled. "So will you stop the pranks now or do I have to inform Carmichael that you've found the Marauders' Map?"

"How do you know about it", Jeff asked in shock.

"I'm Wes", the senior said. "I know everything."

"So how did you know about our jokes?" Nick asked and crossed his arms. Wes smirked and walked up to their ventilation. He pulled up a chair and climbed up. He removed it and pulled out a wireless mike.

"It's connected to my computer", Wes said and shrugged.

"You bugged our room?!" Jeff shrieked in shock.

"Yes. As soon as I heard about the pranks I realized you two must have something to do with it. Don't think I don't know you've found Otthan's Epic Prank Book."

"But-"

"Can I have my map back now?"

"What?!" Niff yelled and Wes cocked an eyebrow.

"Can I have my map back now please", Wes said and held his hand out.

"Your map?", Nick asked.

"Of course", Wes said and got a picture out of his pocket. "Me and the Everett twins made it. You remember them don't you?" He handed the picture to Nick and he and Jeff watched a younger version of Wes smile at a camera as two identical boys held up the map. Niff did remember the two boys they'd met at the annual midsummer party.

"Are you saying", Jeff asked. "That you made this epic map?" He held the object up.

"Yes", Wes said. "We really just wanted to map out all secret doors in the school. There's quite a few of them actually."

"We noticed", Nick said.

"I know you did. Now hand it over." Wes held his hand out. Reluctantly Niff did what he said and Wes folded the map and put it in the inner pocket of his blazer. He then winked and walked outside and Jeff nearly started crying because he realized… they hadn't taken copies of it or the instructions on how to open the doors. Wes on the other hand was smirking as he dialed a phone number.

"Hi guys", he said when the Everetts answered. "Who's stupid idea was it to hide the map in the sheet music archives?"

"Eric's!" "Brett's!" Were the answers he got and he laughed before walking down the hallway. He was going to find a better hiding place this time. If Niff ever found it again the school would be doomed.

Here you go, feel free to send me request by review or pm ;) And I'll see what I can do about it :D

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