This story is based from this prompt:
Vampireharry the second - I'd like to see Niff and Klaine use witchcraft to turn themselves into animals, one story where they do so on purpose and another story where they do so on accident!
I had no imagination for both so I did a mix up ;)
Niff and Klaine were in the kitchen at the Dragon. Niff had asked Kurt and Blaine to come and try out a new recipe of Jeff's. Kurt and Blaine had not suspected anything, but they should have. Kurt was the first to taste what it was Jeff had made. It looked like a strawberry jam and Kurt happily took a spoon of it and then Blaine stared. Because the spot where his boyfriend had just been was now occupied by a small furry animal.
"Cool we turned Kurt into a rabbit!" Jeff said happily. Kurt the rabbit was looking himself over and then sat on his hind legs, crossed his front legs like arms, an angry huff on his face and started to stomp with one of his foots in annoyance. Looking more like a cartoon rabbit than a real rabbit… and so cute the boys couldn't help but laugh or coo. Kurt himself was not amused and bounced up to Jeff and bit him in the shin.
"Ow!" Jeff exclaimed and fell backwards, dipping his hand in the jam, falling to the floor and pulling it down onto his head. The jam was even sent flying everywhere and even hit Blaine and Nick. And by reflex this two licked their lips.
"Oh shit", Nick swore and all of a sudden the kitchen was very, very, very big. Because he had turned into a kitten. "This can't be happening…"
"What are you complaining about", Kurt asked. "I'm a bunny!"
"A very cute one", a high voice said and the two now animals turned and saw a small green brown animal sit on the floor.
"Blaine", Kitten-Nick asked. "Woe you look… tasty."
"Keep your claws off of my boyfriend", Kurt growled and Nick shrunk back.
"Help", a small voice squeaked and they hurried over to the big pot and managed to push it aside to find that Jeff had been turned into a small Chihuahua-puppy. "Wow this is so cool!" He said and started barking in a very hyper way… until Nick scratched him on the butt. Jeff yelped and turned around and gave his boyfriend big sad puppy eyes.
"Stop that", Nick spat. "They're not gonna help, only Thad and Blaine to some extent have good puppy-eyes."
"But I'm a puppy", Jeff whined.
"Which leads to the big question", Kurt said calmly. "Why are we animals?"
"Because we wanted to turn Thad into a puppy, just to see what his puppy eyes would be like then", Jeff said happily. "But we needed to make sure he was turned into one…"
"We know a Josh in our science class has a dog so we took a few hairs from him", Nick said happily. "But he had a lot on his blazer so it seems he has a cat, a dog and a bunny."
"But I'm a warbler… kind of anyway", Blaine said.
"Well maybe a feather got into the birdseed we bought", Jeff said and scratched behind his ear with his hind paw. "Hey this is cool!"
"Jeff focus", Kurt snapped and hit the puppy on the head. "How are we getting to get out of this situation?"
"Well I'm sure Wes still has some of the flasks with antidote left in his room", Blaine said.
"Blaine that's on the third floor", Nick pointed out. "How will we get there without getting caught?"
"I can", Blaine said and flapped his wings. "It shouldn't be too hard right?"
"Try it", Kurt said. "Nick stopped drooling over my boyfriend!"
"But he looks so tasty", Nick meowed.
"If you eat him I'll make sure you get castrated!" Kurt yelled. Nick squeaked and hid behind Jeff. That's when the kitchen door opened and David entered. He stretched, yawned and then froze in that position when he saw the four little animals.
"Hi David", Jeff said happily and the African-American moved slowly.
"Guys", he called out through the door. "Tortie, the Tigers or the Birds are playing a prank on us!"
"David it's us", Nick said.
"Get some nets!" David yelled.
"What is he talking about", Blaine asked and jumped onto Jeff's back. "Can't he hear us?"
David turned to them, with a kitchen towel in his hands.
"I think he can hear us", Kurt said and backed away slowly. "I just don't think he understands us."
"Now what", Jeff asked.
"Animals are strictly forbidden in the dorms unless it is a school mascot", Nick quoted Wes.
"So", Blaine asked.
"Run!" Kurt yelled as David threw himself at them and he ran. Nick and Jeff did the same. But when Jeff moved Blaine fell off. He flapped his wings hysterically but nothing happened and David was closing in. A few other boys appeared in the door and Thad went for Kurt.
"Thad it's me!" Kurt yelled as he jumped away.
"Help!" Blaine yelled from where David had managed to get a hold of him.
"Super-Pup to the rescue!" Jeff yelled and ran up to David, lifted his leg and peed.
"Ew!" David exclaimed and let go of Blaine. "You rat!"
"HELP!" Blaine yelled because he was falling towards the open mouth of Nick. The kitten was licking his lips just waiting to get a bite.
"Oh no you don't", a soothing voice said and Blaine felt soft hands encircle him. "There you go little bird."
Blaine looked up.
"Wes", he sang. "Wes help it's me Blaine!"
Wes looked around the room.
"You got the rest?" he asked. Rock who was studying with David was holding puppy Jeff in a good grip, another boy was holding kitten Nick, cooing at him and Thad was having a good grip on Kurt.
"What are we gonna do Wes", a freshman asked worriedly. "Will the teachers expel us for this?"
"Somehow a wild warbler a wild rabbit a cat and a dog got in here", Wes said and smiled. "The warbler is easily explained with all open windows, the others… not so much."
"So what will we do?" David asked.
"Let the bird and rabbit out, they are wild animals."
"Very tame wild animals", Thad said as he ran his hands through Kurt's soft fur and Kurt seemed to enjoy it.
"Thad has anyone ever told you that your hands are amazing", Kurt almost purred.
"Kurt!" Blaine exclaimed.
"That rabbit seems to like you Thad", a boy pointed out. "Look at him melting in your arms."
"The puppy clearly dislikes David", Rock teased as he scratched Jeff behind the ear. Jeff couldn't help but liking it.
"When I get my hands on that rat", David growled.
"You're not gonna do anything Mitchell", Wes said sternly. "Well it seems like all these animals are tame. We could take the bunny to the primary school, they have pets there and I think they'd love to have a bunny. The cat can be taken to the retirement home, I heard they are looking for a sweet little fur-ball to have around the old people, to cheer them up."
"Oh the hospital is looking for a puppy to help cheer up sick kids", David remembered reading about that.
"What about the warbler?" someone asked. Wes looked at Blaine and put the bird on his shoulder. Blaine moved close to his cheek.
"Obviously it can't fly or it would've done so already", he said.
"You think we can keep it", David asked. "It could be good with a bit of new blood in Pavarotti's line."
"I'll talk to Carmichael", Wes said and scratched Blaine underneath the beak. "Has anyone seen Klaine or Niff?"
"Nope", was the answer he got and he sighed.
"Maybe they went to the Bean", David suggested. "It wouldn't be the first time they skip over homework for a coffee."
"True", Wes said.
"I don't think they have anything to do with this", Rock said, reading their leader's thoughts. "We just have to wait out the storm and then this animals can get their new homes."
"Right. Thad can you take the bunny after the storms lighten up?" Wes asked and turned to Thad. The rabbit in his arms were snuggled very close to him and seemed to crave his petting.
"Sure", Thad said and sat down on a chair, letting the rabbit rest on his lap so that he could easilly cuddle with it, well it with him.
"Let's keep them all in here for the moment then", Rock said and put down the puppy on the floor. Nick was also let down and Wes looked at the bird on his shoulder.
"I'll call the office", he said and moved his hand to his pocket. "Shoot I forgot my phone upstairs. I'll be right back."
He left and Blaine stayed on his shoulder. The bird gave Kurt a longing gaze as he noticed his boyfriend really enjoying his time on Thad's lap. Kitten Nick and Puppy Jeff were wrestling on the floor while the rest of the boys started leaving, dubbing Thad the animal keeper.
"Now where is it", Wes grumbled as he looked for his phone. "Aha! Found it!" He walked over to his bathroom and got out the small bottles of antidote Ma Trixie kept supporting him with. With that he turned and walked down to the kitchen again.
Wes smiled when he got inside and Blaine bristled. Thad had put Kurt down on the floor and was right now being kept busy by petting and cuddling with a kitten and a puppy. Kurt was rubbing against his feet though in a way to get the short boy to pick him up and pet him again.
"Thad can you do me a favor", Wes asked and put a soft hand around Blaine.
"Yeah", Thad asked and looked up.
"Put the animals down and give me a plate will you?"
"Sure", Thad said and did as he was told even though Jeff and Nick protested. Thad then went to a cupboard and got out a plate. Wes took a bottle from his pocket and put Blaine on the floor. He then poured it up.
"What's that Wes", Thad asked.
"Antidote. Our lovely magical nutcases have gotten themselves in a spot of trouble", Wes said calmly. "And I think that big mess over by the stove is the reason."
Thad looked at the mess on the floor and nodded and then his head whipped around to look at the animals.
"Wait you mean", he said and blushed. Wes smiled and told the animals to drink and they all did and with a little poof the animals were gone and their friends were back to normal. Thad blushed so he looked like a tomato. Niff and Kurt smiled sheepishly at him and Blaine glared at all three of them.
"Well", Wes asked and crossed his arms. "What did you do this time?"
"Jeff turned Kurt into a bunny and then got the rest of us transformed by mistake", Blaine said and glared at Jeff and Thad.
"Well", Wes said with a sigh. "Jeff promise me to stop with this magic stuff or I will take some of that magic jam, turn you into a puppy and take you to a vet to get castrated."
"You wouldn't", Jeff said and paled.
"Try me", Wes growled.
The four culprits blushed and hurried over to the mess and started cleaning it up. Thad turned to Wes.
"Will you tell anyone about this", he asked.
"Nah", Wes said. "I'll tell them Carmichael came and took care of it for us. Just you worry about the fact that Jeff, Nick and Kurt probably will be after your amazing fingers."
"You knew?!" Blaine yelled as he overheard what Wes said and Wes smirked, winked and left with Thad. Intent on protecting him from the petting-addicts.
Here you go, feel free to send me request by review or pm ;) And I'll see what I can do about it :D
Singing Violet - Sadly I can't do that. It's not that I don't want to, but I want to get the part in LBW where he helps getting them togehter working first before I do a oneshot with them getting together at Asian Camp. Thanks for the suggestion though but I won't do it. I hope you understand.