This is a totally laugh fic and one of the worst I've done. But my dearest friend XXXNiffWevidTradRobastianXXX along with the short film Puss in Boots and the Diabols (or whatever) gave me this idea...

The Warblers and a lot of former Warblers were gathered at the house belonging to Kim Johansson. It was midsummer and the Warblers as always held their annual midsummer party. This year they invited the New Directions along… well former since they had graduated. Tina was snuggled up with Mike but still close to Wes since she was still getting used to the fact that her friend from summer camp was actually her older brother. All were tipsy by now and it was fun to see some of the more stuck up guys and girls unwind a little. Wes was holding it together better than most. They were just talking and having fun. Blaine was about to take a swig from his beer only to realize it was empty.

"Wes", he whined. "Can you give me another one."

"You have had enough", Wes said and took the empty bottle from Blaine with a small smile.

"Aw but pwease", Blaine said and gave him his best puppy-eyes.

"Nice try Blainey", Wes said and ruffled his hair. "But that doesn't work."

When it didn't work on Wes Blaine turned to his boyfriend but Kurt just snorted.

"No", he said. Blaine continued to try to persuade people with his puppy-eyes.

"Kid it ain't working", a guy that Blaine remembered was named Nathan said. "You ain't got the puppy-eyes power."

"Thad does", David said and pulled his boyfriend close. "He's got the best and workiest puppy-eyes in the whole world!" At that Thad blushed and reminded his boyfriend quietly that workiest wasn't a word. When David got drunkish he started making up own words. Well he did that a lot of other times too.

"Pft", Justine snorted and the older Warblers all laughed. "You've never seen Wes'."

"Wes doesn't do puppy eyes", David scoffed.

"Of course he does", Mark Connors said. "He's used them on us more than once and he always gets what he wants."

"No he doesn't", David declared. "Wes doesn't do puppy-eyes and if he does their ain't that good."

"David", Wes said. "Can you please go and get me a coke from the table?"

"No, get it yourself I'm too comfy!" he pulled Thad closer.

"Davi", Wes said and David looked up… right into Wes' puppy-eyes.

"That's not fair", David whined and tried to look away but the damage was already done, he was fidgeting because he knew Wes was still looking at him in that way. "Awwww!" he whined and got up and walked over to the table, got a coke and gave it to Wes. Wes winked and opened it and drank. The big brother Warblers laughed but the others looked shocked. They had never seen their older brother do something like that.

"Do it again!" Nick cheered and Wes cocked an eyebrow at him.

"What", he asked.

"Do the puppy-eyes again! Oh do them on Thad! A puppy-eye-showdown!"

Wes looked at Thad and found the younger boy smirking.

"I'm game if you are", Thad said and Wes cocked an eyebrow.

"Excuse me", he said.

"I'm game if you are, come on Cohen show me your best puppy-eyes."

Wes smirked and rolled up his sleeves.

"Bring it on junior", he said. Thad smirked and threw his best puppy-eyes at Wes.

"You might have some problems there kiddo", Jerry said and patted Wes' back.

"Pft", Wes said. "Just watch me."

"Okay even I have to admit that the guy is freaking adorable and that I'd do anything for him", Puck said. "How are you gonna top that… big-shot-Warbler."

Wes looked at his lap with a somewhat wicked grin.

"Puck", he said. "Do me a favor and go flirt with Kim's cousin."

"Oooh", the older Warblers said and looked at the girl talking with a few of the other Warblers. They had all informed him of the girl that was related to Kim and there was two words to describe her when it came to annoying, drunk and horny boys… killer fists. She may be small but she could pack a punch and Puck knew this. He'd seen the bruises Alvaro had gotten throughout the evening and Puck knew the guy got game.

"Are you insane?!" Puck yelled. "I don't have a fucking death wish!"

"Pretty please", Wes teased.

"No", Puck said.

"For my sake Puck", he asked but the younger boy was not looking at him.

"Never in a million years."

"Please", Wes said and this time Puck turned.

"Now you look here", he said but froze because he got caught in the full force of Wes' puppy-eyes. "No! I am not doing this!"

Wes just kept looking at him and Puck was getting more and more antsy. He was running his hand through his Mohawk and his legs were shaking. Thad was in awe, as was everyone else.

"Please", Wes said again and…

"Awwww!" Puck groaned and got up and slowly walked up to Kim's cousin. They all watched him talk to her and saw her face darken before…

"Oooooh", they all said and cringed.

"That's got to hurt", Sam said and bit his knuckles. Puck came back, looking close to tears from pain… and terrified.

"I'm okay", he said as he sat down. "Kim… your cousin is a monster."

"I know", Kim said with a goofy grin. "I'm so proud of here."

"Lunatics", Puck mumbled. "All them Switzerlanders…"

"Sweden!" Kim yelled and slapped his arm.

"Yaow! What's wrong with you people?! I thought Swedes were supposed to be gentle!"

"We're also supposed to all be blonde and blue-eyed, freakishly tall and the girls are all supposed to be sexier than a teenage boy's sex-dreams!"

Wes looked at Thad, totally ignoring the small argument that took part at his side.

"I win", he said and Thad nodded. "Now where is David with my coke?"

Here you go, feel free to send me request by review or pm ;) And I'll see what I can do about it :D

Lissi47 - I agree with that ;)

magalie-bregeon - Uh... what? No speaking French here... sorry :S