I'm back! With another chapter!

Me: *Excited*

Readers: Whatever.

JUST AN FYI I HAVE NOT READ UNLOCKED SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ABILITY KEEFE MANIFESTED. THIS IS JUST A GUESS!

To be honest I'm even excited to read this even when I'm the author haha.

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Me: *snaps fingers and the Keeper crew all teleport to Havenfield near Calla's Panakes tree*

Fitz, Biana, Wylie, Dex: How did we get here? Who are you? Why do you have brown eyes?

Me: *buries head in hands* *mumbles* I shouldn't have explained it to them separately. Not again.

Me: *slams head on Panakes trunk*

Fitz, Biana, Wylie, Dex: Uh, wha-

Linh: Give her a minute.

Me: *takes deep breath* My name is ***** but you have to call me LuvMiraculous for identity reasons and I am half human half elf that's why I have brown eyes. I came here to meet you guys, so hi Ritz, Biana, Wylie, and Dex!

Fitz: Uh, my name is Fitz.

Me: *snaps fingers and a box of Ritz Crackers drops into my hand*

Me: *points at the lettering on the box* Ritz. Cracker. That is your name now.

Fitz: Actually, my full name is Fitzroy Avery Vacker.

Me: Yeah. Ritzroy Savoury Cracker.

Sophie: *snort-giggles*

Dex: How do we know we can trust her?

Me: *smiles* I HAVE PROOF! *snaps fingers and the first book of Keeper of the Lost Cities falls into my hand*

Tam: And I read her shadowvapor.

Me: *smirks* And after that...

Tam: Don't you dare.

Me: Fine. But you still haven't told me what you saw when you read me.

Tam: Uh...*blushes*

Keefe: What is that? A human book?

Me: Yeah. It's a book on Sophie as the main character and has all your adventures in it. I know everything that has happened. *stares at Fitz*

Fitz: *blushes*

Keefe: So wait...does that mean everything is in Foster's point of view?

Me: Yeah...why?

Keefe: So if we read that book all of Foster's secrets will be revealed?

Me: Yes.

Keefe: *tries to snatch the book out of my hands*

Me: Nope. I am not here to kill Sophie with embarrassment. *mutters* But it will come close to that...

Keefe: What did you say?

Me: Nothing!

Biana: So that has all of our adventures? And our secrets?

Me: Yep! Wait not completely. There are 8 books. In book 1, this one, Sophie discovers she is an elf, and she meets Fitz at the museum. Then it goes up to when they get kidnapped and when she gets adopted by Grady and Edaline. This was also the only book where Dex is on the cover.

Dex: Wait-what?

Me: Yeah. The Neverseen kidnapped you guys, and that was the most Dex-and-Sophie bonding time in the series.

Sophie and Dex: *shudders*

Me: Yeah. The whole fandom pretty much will yeet the Neverseen over a cliff.

Sophie: Wait. *holds out hands like stop signs* Hold up. you're saying, that 1, humans read this? How are they still clueless that elves don't exist?

Me: Yeah. This is considered "fiction".

Everyone: *looks offended*

Sophie: Oh. And 2, there's an entire fandom for us?

Me: Yup.

Sophie: Oh.

Me: Okay I'm going to finish the description of the books. Book 2 *snaps fingers and Book 1 disappears and Book 2 drops in my hand* is called Exile. In this book Sophie finds Silveny, breaks Fintan's mind, went with Keefe to the High Sea's Hideout, and healed Alden.

Everyone: Um.

Tam: Wait. So this series started before we met Sophie?

Me: Yeah. But let me finish. *snaps fingers and Book 2 disappears and Book 3 drops in my hand* Book 3, called Everblaze, is when Sophie heals Fintan *cringes and everyone look at their feet* and when she read King Dimitar's mind and hen she had to wear the ability resisting circlet and the discovery of Brant and the ambush on Everest. We saw the truth behind Lady Gisela. This book was sad.

Everyone: Yeah...

Keefe: *looks down*

Me: *snaps fingers and Book 3 disappears and Book 4 drops in my hand* This book, called Neverseen, is when you guys go to the Black Swan and meet the Collective. You broke into Exile and rescued Prentice and met Tam and Linh at Exillium.

Linh: Oh so that's how you guys got banished!

Sophie: *blushes* Yeah.

Me: I'm still not done. You guys flooded Ravagog and discovered that Alvar was part of the Neverseen. The book ended when Keefe left to the Neverseen and when someone of the Collective said: "As of this moment, Prentice is awake." I screamed at the cliffhanger. I swear to god, Shannon Messenger loves cliffhangers.

Tam: Who is Shannon Messenger?

Me: Oh she is just the author of Keeper of the Lost Cities, and to be honest, I don't get why they named the series Keeper of the Lost Cities. *starts ranting*

Wylie: *sighs* can you explain the rest of the series?

Me: Oh yeah. My bad. *snaps fingers and Book 4 disappears and Book 5 drops in my hand*

Tam: Hey, I'm on the cover!

Me: Yup. In this book, called Lodestar, Sophie searches Prentices mind and y'know whatever happened with the Lodestar symbol. Sophie manifests as a Enhancer-nice X-men reference, by the way. Sophie as Rouge...I can't picture that. Anyways, everything that happened with the mirror in the Silver Tower and in Lumenaria. *Keefe cringes*

Everyone: *listening in fascination*

Me: *snaps fingers and Book 5 disappears and Book 6 drops in my hand* This book, called Nightfall, is about Amy and Nightfall, like the title says. And gorgodons. And *coughs* A Dex and Sophie kiss *coughs*

Everyone: WHAT? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

Dex and Sophie: *turns tomato red*

Keefe: *tries to snatch the book again*

Me: *yanks it out of the way*

Keefe: *uses his ability to throw chunks of dirt at me*

Me: *snap the chunks away before they can hit me*

Me: I'm going to topic change now... So you guys found out Marella is a pyrokenetic and stormed into Nightfall-both of them. You guys found Alvar and he lost his memory. Like, they ended it ia Alvar saying, "Who's Alvar?" *snaps fingers and Book 6 disappears and Book 7 drops in my hand* In this book, called Flashback, Sophitz happened *gags* and Silveny had her babies. You guys like, completely destroyed Everglen with like, the trolls and stuff. Then the book ended when Tam left for the Neverseen.

Tam: *cringes*

Me: Hey...nobody blames you. You were forced to do it, unlike Keefe...*shoots a look at Keefe*

Tam: *smiles sadly*

Linh: Hey, you got Tam to smile! That takes serious talent!

Keefe: I ship!

Me and Tam: *blushes*

Me: *waves the statement away* Okay...way off topic. *snaps fingers and Book 7 disappears and Book 8 drops in my hand* In this book, Legacy, Sokeefe and Sophitz happened. *snaps fingers and E.L. Fudges drop in my hand and I give it to Keefe, whose eyes light up.* You guys reset Sophie's abilities, joined Team Valiant, and I enjoyed you guys trying to come up with a better name for your team. Sophie continues to search for her biological parents *shoots a look at Ritz* and yes, I know what you know Sophie.

Sophie: *goes pale*

Me: And I read everything that happened in London and Loanmore. The book ended when Sophie and Oralie was about to find Oralie's Forgotten Secret. The 9th book is out, but I can't read it otherwise I will like, kinda mess up this timeline. So you guys understand?

Everyone: *nods*

Me: Okay, good, I would've DIED if I had to explain that over 1 time. Thank god I cleared that up. And no, none of you guys will be allowed to read the series without Sophie's permission. I have to go for now, so bye for now! *light leaps away*

Sophie: That was...weird.

Dex: *snorts* everything we encounter is weird.

Me: *appears* Thats right! *smiles creepily and leaps away before anyone can comment*

Yup. That was a long chapter!

I promise I will get to embarrassing them next chapter. there is just so much to clear up before actually doing things to them

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