MWAHAHAHA I have something special for the keeper crew today...*rubs hands together maliciously*
Oh, and I may or may not include things from other fandoms...sorry! *not sorry*
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Fanf1cgurl: Yeah you should! It's awesome-you won't regret it!
No one else? Oh well...*dies inside*
Onto the chapter!
Me: Okay people, I'm back!
Everyone: Oh no...
Me: eXcUsE mE?
Wylie: Uh, I have to go help Tiergan with something! *light leaps away*
Me: NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE! *snaps fingers and everyone gets teleported to a building*
Everyone: Where are we?
Me: S.T.A.R Labs.
Sophie: Where?
Me: Doesn't matter. We are gonna play a game...
Keefe: Oooooh, what game?
Me: *smirks* Truth or Dare.
Keefe: *fist pumps* Yesss!
Everyone else: Noooooo!
Me and Keefe: Too bad, we're playing!
Sophie: Didn't something weird happen last time?
Biana: *blushes*
Me: *snickers*
Linh: Okay, so should we start?
Tam: *rolls eyes* And get it over with?
Glimmer: *smacks Tam*
Keefe: I WANT TO START!
Me: *covers ears* Jeez you don't have to scream! Does anyone else want to go first?
Keefe: Rude!
Me: *shrugs* Just trying to be fair.
Tam: I volunteer as tribute!
Me: Nice reference! But how about you guys rock paper scissors for who to go first?
Keefe and Tam: Fine. *plays rock paper scissors and Keefe wins*
Keefe: YES! Okay, LuvMiraculous, truth or dare?
Me: Why me?
Keefe: *just sits there with a evil grin on his face*
Me: Ugh fine. Dare.
Keefe: I dare you to tell us where we are.
Everyone: *facepalms* That is such a lame dare.
Me: *snorts* I thought you were the one who makes the best dares...but too late! What's said is said!
Keefe: *waits expectantly*
Me: They should be here...now.
*lightning rushes into the room, followed by a breach with two people jumping through it*
Me: Hi Barry, Cisco, and Caitlin!
Barry: What? No, I'm the Flash.
Cisco: What are *counts us* 9 teenagers doing in our lounge room?
Caitlin: It's Killer Frost to you.
Keefe: How do humans do that?
Sophie: Unless they aren't humans, they could be elves.
Tam: *snorts* Yeah, right.
Barry: Um, who are you?
Me: Hi!
Cisco: That's not an answer. *raises hands up to vibe blast*
Caitlin: *eyes turn snowy-silver*
Me: *trying not to fangirl* I'm LuvMiraculous, this is Sophie, Keefe, Ritz-
Ritz: *growls* My name is FITZ.
Me: Ritz, Tam, Glimmer, Linh, Dex, and Biana. And everyone, this is Bartholomew Henry Allen, but he likes to go by Barry or the "Flash". This is Francisco Ramone, but he likes to go by Cisco or "Vibe". And this is Caitlin Snow, who has an alter ego as Killer Frost. Say hi, everyone!
Barry: What type of names do are those?
Cisco: How do you know so much about us?
Caitlin: And why are you here?
Tam: Careful, LuvMiraculous doesn't like answering questions.
Me: Hey! I don't like answering questions that are always repeated.
Tam: I don't trust them. *gets shadowflux*
Me: Of course you don't.
Glimmer: *gets balls of light*
Linh: *gets waves of water*
Keefe: *gets rocks*
Biana: *turns invisible*
Sophie: *prepares to inflict*
Fitz: *gets a melder*
Dex: *gets bombs from his jerkin*
Barry, Cisco, Caitlin: THEY'RE ALL METAHUMANS!
Barry: *gets into running position*
Cisco: *holds hands up to vibe blast*
Caitlin: *creates icicles*
Me: *facepalms* UGH EVERYONE PUT YOUR POWERS AWAY!
Everyone: Why?
Me: YOU CAN TRUST THEM!
Everyone: Are you sure?
Me: YES! I HAVE STALKED BOTH OF YOUR FANDOMS!
Everyone: *lowers powers*
Barry: Can you explain? I really don't want to attack children.
Keeper crew: Who are you calling children?
Me: Okay so Team Flash, you are part of a show called The Flash. I know everything that has happened...You know what? We're just gonna leave because I don't want to confuse the readers.
Barry: You can't just leave-
Me: Too late. *snaps fingers and we all get transported to Havenfield*
Keeper crew: What just happened?
Me: *rubs temples* Okay so where we just went is called Central City. Around 5 years ago, a wave of dark matter was washed over the city, making some people get powers. They call these people 'metahumans' and since humans don't know about elves, they thought we were all metahumans.
Sophie: I heard of dark matter before...Wait, why would they attack us if we were metahumans?
Me: They capture the metahumans, who usually are evil.
Dex: *crinkles nose* Humans are weird.
Me: eXcUsE mE?
Dex: Sorry, I forgot you were half human.
Me: Shall we continue our game? We got way off track.
Everyone: *groans* fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Me: Yay! My turn! Keefe, Truth or Dare?
Keefe: Truth!
Ritz: What a chicken.
Keefe: *shoots a look at Ritz*
Me: Do you have a crush on anyone here? If so, who?
Keefe: I hate you.
Me: Thank you!
Keefe: I choose dare!
Ritz: He can't do that!
Me: He can if the dare is even worse...*rubs hands and laughs evilly*
Sophie: *snickers*
Me: *snaps fingers and a honey-like elixir drops into my hand*
Keefe: What's that?
Me: I dare you to drink this elixir, and you cannot take anything to undo whatever it does for a week. *smiles creepily*
Keefe: *looks scared* What are you gonna do to me?
Me: You'll live.
Keefe: Okay, now I'm scared.
Me: *gives him the elixir*
Keefe: Here goes nothing. *drinks the elixir* What is supposed to happen?
Me: You'll see. It should work...now.
Keefe: … *nothing happens* HA! It didn't work! What a waste of a dare!
Me: *still smiling creepily* Are you sure?
Keefe: I was actually scared for a minute. *runs a hand through his hair and his hair falls out*
Everyone and Me: *snickers*
Keefe: What?
Me: *laughing uncontrollably*
Keefe: *looks at his hand, which has his hair in it* What- *rest of hair falls out*
Tam: *laughing* Keefe can't be called Lord Hunkyhair anymore...
Keefe: What's so funny? All I see is hair in my hand and on the ground-wait. *reaches up to touch his now bald head* WHAT? WHERE IS MY HAIR?
Everyone: *is on the ground laughing*
Me: ITS ON THE GROUND! *laughs*
Keefe: AAAAAAAAAA MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! HOW DARE YOU! *freaks out*
Um...I will finish the second half of truth or dare tomorrow...XDXD
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See Ya'll!