I'M BACK! WHOOHOO!

Also I am deeply sorry for anyone who doesn't understand what the heck is going on because I included the Flash, but you should watch it right now! It's on Netflix!

Okay, enough of my rambling.

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Let us get to the next chapter!

Council: SOPHIE FOSTER WHO ARE THESE...THESE...HUMANS?

Me: Actually-*gets rudely interrupted*

Alina: You will not speak unless spoken to.

Me: I will not.

Emery: Excuse me, but who are you?

Me: Hi! My name is ***** but for identity reasons you have to call me LuvMiraculous. I am half human half elf.

Terik: You're...half human?

Me: We're you listening?

Bronte: Yes, but-

Me: *mocking* Yes, but...

Oralie: Can someone explain who are these humans, and what they are doing in the Lost Cities?

Barry: We...should probably get going...*nods at Cisco, who creates a breach*

Council: *cue a screaming match when they see Cisco use his powers*

Me: UGH. You guys came here, and you will not leave until I say you can.

Cisco: *scoffs* I am not gonna listen to a 13 year old girl.

Me: Nope. Not happening. *snaps fingers and the breach disappears*

Council: *jaws drop* Uh...

Barry: Hi, My name is Barry Allen. These are my friends Cisco and Caitlin.

Emery: And...you know about us?

Me: Yep!

Darek: We didn't ask you.

Me: But I answered anyway! *grins*

Clarette: And you are...humans?

Caitlin: Actually, we are metahumans, like Barry said.

Noland(A/N just me trying to remember the Council's names): What exactly are metahumans?

Barry: You see, around 5 years ago, a wave of dark matter washed over our city due to a Particle Accelerator, which is a machine that was supposed-*gets interrupted*

Me: Ugh, there you go with the boring science. So basically a weird substance washed through his city making humans get powers and they call them metahumans.

Council: Uh...okay.

Emery: We're gonna have to investigate this later. Uh, Mr. Allen?

Barry: Yes?

Emery: You and your friends are not to speak a word about our existence.

Cisco: No promises. *creates a breach and Team Flash jumps through it before anyone can say anything*

Me: Okay, you met us. Good for you. Now Buh-bye! I need to deal with a sulky salty guy who refuses to do a dare.

Tam: EXCUSE ME? *still a mile away from us*

Me: BE QUIET!

Tam: NO THANKS!

Me: I SAID BE QUIET!

Tam: AND I SAID NO THANKS!

Emery: Um, you teenagers do you. *motions for the Council to leap away*

Council: *leaps away*

Me: They're finally gone.

Keefe: Took them long enough.

Sophie: *smacks Keefe*

Keefe: Why am I getting smacked?

Me: *rolls eyes and snaps fingers, which teleports tam back to where we are*

Tam: Nope! Nope nope nope nope nope. *runs away again*

Me: *facepalms* You don't have to do the dare if you owe me and Linh something.

Tam: *10 meters away* Why do I have to owe you something?

Me: Because you do. Deal?

Linh: I have many ideas in mind...*rubs hands together evilly*

Glimmer: Me too! Also he should owe me something.

Keefe: And me!

Ritz: Me too!

Dex: Oooh! I want a I.O.U too!

Biana: I have some ideas...many including pink and sparkles...

Tam: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE WANT ME TO SUFFER?

Me: *raises eyebrow* We have our reasons. Do you want me to list them all?

Tam: Nope-I'm good!

Me: So are you gonna do the dare?

Tam: *grits teeth* Never.

Me: And what if Linh uses her I.O.U to do the exact same?

Tam: She wouldn't.

Linh: Will I?

Tam: Linh!

Linh: What?

Tam: Nope, I'm definitely not letting them touch my hair.

Me: It is amazing how Tam and Keefe are not friends. They're like the same person.

Keefe and Tam: eXcUsE mE?

Me: Just sayin'.

Biana: What do we do now?

Sophie: Yeah, I'm bored.

Me: Yeah, I need a plot here. How about we...*trails off*

Me: Ideas-quick *snaps fingers twice*

Everyone: Ummmmmmmm...

Me: *strokes chin* I am having a brain fart.

Dex: *snickers*

Me: *rolls eyes* A brain fart is a human term meaning I can't think of anything right now.

Dex: Still.

Me: *shakes head* I'm gonna call a friend.

Sophie: Who?

Me: You'll see.

Glimmer: Stop it with the 'you'll see.'

Me: *sticks tough out* too bad. *snaps fingers and MiracleFangurl appears*

MiracleFangurl: What am I doing here...Oh wait! I was reading this! I know what to do. Hi Keeper crew! Oh wait, that rhymed.

Me: This is my friend *******, but you have to call her MiracleFangurl.

Sophie: Um, okay...

Me: We need ideas for what to do.

MiracleFangurl: Ooooo. How about...We play spin the bottle?

Me: YES!

Keeper Crew: NO!

Me: You know what? Lets play that next chapter. I have an idea.

Keeper crew: Next chapter?

Me: Um...hehe. But I will get to pick your outfits for the rest of the day!

Keeper crew: NO!

MiracleFangurl: YES!

Me: You can leave now.

MiracleFangurl: But I just got here!

Me: Too bad.

MiracleFangurl: You're gonna regret this.

Me: I'm pretty sure I won't.

MiracleFangurl: Tam, LuvMiraculous has a crush on you. *light leaps away*

Me: *blushes*

Tam: *also blushes*

Me: Thats a lie.

Keefe: Suuuuuuuuurrrreeeeeeee it is.

Me: *mutters* I will kill her. I swear to god. I will kill her.

Sophie: So it's true?

Me: … *says nothing*

Biana: *changes topic* If you're gonna pick our outfits then can I have sparkles?

Ritz: And can I have teal?

Me: Maybe. I get to decide.

Glimmer: I'm scared.

Me: *smiles* *in Effie Trinket's voice* No need to be afraid dearie. Lets get onto it and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Keefe: Oh no...does that mean I have to take my paper bag off?

Me: I'll get you a wig.

Keefe: *sighs in relief*

Me: Okay...lets see...*circles the Keeper crew*

Me: Sophie first.

Sophie: Please nothing too flashy...

Me: *grins* Oh no...we are far from flashy.

Sophie: Is that good or bad?

Me: You'll see.

Glimmer: *throws hands up* There she goes with the 'you'll see'. It's killing me!

Me: *laughs* Okay. *snaps fingers and the most poofiest dress I can find in the color ice-blue(hint: I'm a Sokeefe shipper)*

Sophie: How...am I supposed to put on a pile of blue fabric?

Me: *snaps fingers and suddenly the dress is being worn by Sophie*

Sophie: I can't see my feet...

Me: *laughs* okay, onto Biana. *snaps fingers and a plain black t-shirt with black sweatpants appear*

Biana: *crinkles nose* I seriously have to wear that? Its so...drab.

Me: *chokes* Um okay...hehe.

Biana: And I can't pair it with cool makeup?

Me: Yes.

Biana: I swear it feels like Sophie and you planned this.

Me: Maybe...*smirks*

Sophie: No, we didn't.

Me: Ugh, you have to ruin it.

Sophie: Well, you did dress me up like a Barbie.

Keefe: What's a Barbie?

Me: Nothing important. But it is a doll humans play with. And since you talked, you go next!

Keefe: NOOOO! I take it back! Wait...are you still giving me a wig?

Me: Yes. *mumbles* but you never said it had to be you're old hair...

Keefe: What was that?

Me: Nothing! *walks around Keefe* Okay.

Keefe: Uh oh...

Me: *snaps fingers and dresses Keefe in a golden gown*

Keefe: WHAT THE HECK AM I WEARING?

Everyone: *starts laughing*

Me: *smirks* Oh wait, I forgot some things. *snaps fingers and suddenly Keefe is wearing sparkly high-heels and a blond wig with girl hair up to his waist*

Keefe: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

Everyone: *starts falling on the ground clutching their sides in laughter*

Keefe: WHY AM I BEING TORTURED LIKE THIS?

Me: This is getting too long. I'm going to end this chapter!

Everyone: *looks at me with confused faces*

Me: WE WILL CONTINUE THIS LATER! But first...*whips out phone and takes a picture of Keefe and light leaps away*

SORRY FOR THIS LATE CHAPTER!

Welp, bye for now! I have homework this week...ughhhh

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Bai for now!