...I'm so dead.
ASDFGHJKL I CANT TYPE ANYTHING ASDFGHJKL
I HATE WRITERS BLOCK!
Okay so I'm going to try to write a chapter. I SAID TRY SO ITS GONNA BE REALLY BAD SO BEAR WITH ME I'M SORRY!
*slams head on keyboard* Its been like 3 months. *cracks neck* I got this.
Reviews!:
MarellinhIsBeautiful: Aw thanks! :3
Me: *snaps myself back into Alluveterre* (I'm really bad at spelling so I think I spelled that wrong)
Keeper Crew: oh no..
Me: TEARS AND SLAMMING DOORS, I'M FALLING DOWN ON THE FLOOR, BEGGING, BEGGIN PLEEEASSEEE *voice cracks*
Dex: You okay? I mean, I question whether you are okay at all everyday but this is more weird than usual.
Tam: *scoffs* She lit a bagel on fire a couple minutes ago, what do you think?
Me: THE GOOD TIMES AND THE BAD ONES CAME OUT!
Sophie: What?
Me: *starts dancing* The Good Times And The Bad Ones!
Everyone: What?
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS SO GOOD!
Sophie: Um, what is *puts air quotes* 'The Good Times And The Bad Ones'?
Me: *still ignores her* Welp, since The Good Times And The Bad Ones came out, and because I'm way too lazy to type it, AND-*inhales since I was running out of air* because I'm nice-
Keefe: *interrupts* Yes, because you are always nice-
Me: *shushes him* Shut up I'm trying to be nice. Now. Where was I? Oh yeah. And because I'm nice to you guys, and potentially evil to my readers, I decided to not do spin the bottle. I'm sorry, but its my gift to them now that The Good Times And The Bad Ones came out!
Random reader that came out of nowhere: What about OUR gift now that The Good Times And The Bad Ones came out?
Biana: Okay, seriously, what is The Good Times And The Bad Ones?
Me: *still ignores them* You get this chapter. Your welcome. Now begone.
Random Reader: But-
Me: BEGONE! *snaps fingers and the random reader disappears*
Fitz: *can't take it anymore* WHAT IS THE GOOD TIMES AND THE BAD ONES?
Me: Sheesh you don't have to scream, you know, you could've just asked.
Everyone: *groans*
Linh: Guys! She just let us off of spin the bottle! Be happy!
Everyone: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Me: The Good Times And The Bad Ones is a album Why Don't We dropped a-*counts fingers* couple months ago! *mumbles* Wait, actually, for you guys it was like a minute but since I haven't updated any story in a million years...
Sophie: Wait if you're so obsessed with Why Don't We why haven't you mentioned them before?
Me: Because I don't want this to become a crossover, like what happened with the Flash.
Keefe: The what now?
Me: The Flash? You know? Barry Allen? The human who has speedy powers?
Everyone: ohhhhh.
Me: *facepalms* buuuuuuuuuuuuut...*smiles deviously* I can mention them more if you want...
Everyone: NOPE PLEASE DON'T
Me: Compromise, then?
Tam: What kind of compromise?
Me: I will mention them SOMETIMES.
Dex: Sure. *shakes my hand before anyone could react*
Everyone: DEX!
Dex: What?
Me: A DEAL IS A DEAL! *runs off as if I just won the lottery*
Dex: *stage whispers* is she okay?
Keefe: *also stage whispers* she's never okay.
Me: I can hear you!
Tam: Thats kinda the point!
Me: Shup up Bangs Boy!
Tam: *splutters* WHAT ABOUT THEM? WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THEM UP?
Me: Eh, fine, Whiny. *yells* AY DEX, KEEFE, AKA DEEFE! SHUT UP!
Keefe and Dex: Deefe?
Me: You happy, Whiny Boy?
Tam: My name is NOT Whiny Boy.
Me: it suits you though...
Tam: *facepalms*
Glimmer: I'm still here, you know?
Me: Oh lord I forgot about you so I didn't write you down...oof.
Sophie: Write her down?
Me: Nothing! And since Glimmer is a, uh, complicated character...*looks at Glimmer*
Glimmer: Well, I'm bored. *light leaps away*
Fitz: Wait if she can leave can I? *tries to leap away but fails* What?
Me: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PEOPLE?
Biana: What do you mean?
Me: Nothinggggg...
Keefe: Stop saying 'nOtHinG!'
Me: OR WHAT? *mumbles* I keep forgetting to write when anyone says something...
Dex: What?
Keefe: *rubs temples* I swear to god if she says 'nothing' again I will throttle her...
Me: *smirks just to get on Keefe's nerves* noooooottthhhiiiinnggg...
Keefe: THATS IT LEMME AT HER *tries to lunge at me but gets held back by the rest of the Keeper Crew*
Me: *starts playing Fallin' (Adrenaline) by Why Don't We on my phone*
Sophie: Huh, your music taste isn't that bad.
Me: Of course it isn't! ITS WHY DON'T WE! *starts vibing out to Fallin'*
Biana: Sophie's right, its a pretty good song!
Me: *yeets my phone at them and yells* I MUST BE OFF NOW BUT ENJOY THE WHOLE PLAYLIST I PUT THERE! ALSO QUICK NOTE YOU CANT TURN IT OFF (PUN INTENDED) SO ENJOY!
Sophie and Biana: *vibing to the music* We're fine with that!
The boys: NOOOOOOO
Me: *laughs and leaps away*
How's that for a chapter!
Imma try to update more haha
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Plz and thanks.
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~LuvMiraculous