I got the idea of this oneshot when I was listening to Avenue Q so don't kill me for this ;)


"Ah an afternoon alone with my favorite book Pride and Prejudice", Nick said as he sat down in the Warbler Hall, he had the book behind a Batman comic. "No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?"

He could finally get a break from having to stare longingly at Jeff all day. The blonde boy was on his mind constanty but Nick couldn't admit to himself or anyone else that he was in love with him. But he was sure no one was noticing. He started to read the book and smiled as Mr. Darcy said to Lizzy:

"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

"Nicky", a voice suddenly asked and he jumped high. He looked up and saw Wes stand there.

"Oh hi Mister Dar-edevil", Nick said. He had begun to say Mr. Darcy but didn't want to get caught so he changed it to Daredevil.

"Uh huh", Wes said and looked at the comic. "Since when is Daredevil, a Marvel superhero, in Batman who is a DC Comics hero?"

"Uh… crossover?" Nick asked.

"Nicky", Wes said and Nick sighed and showed Wes what book he was reading and Wes cocked an eyebrow.

"What", Nick asked.

"Oh nothing", Wes said with a smirk. "Just you reading one of the biggest chick books in the universe. I've only seen gay guys read it. Jeff is one of them." Wes noticed how Nick blushed by the mentioning of the other Warbler's name. Wes was starting, along with everyone else, to get fed up with Jeff and Nick not seeing the love they had for each other so Wes was going to get them together.

"Um, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?" Nick asked in one breath. Wes cocked his head to the side.

"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ni-"

"I'm not getting defensive!" Nick cut in but then sighed and put the comic aside. "What do I care about some gay guys you know reading this book, okay? I'm trying to read."

Wes chuckled and sat down on the arm rest beside Nick.

"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it", Wes said gently. "I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. Since you said you'd marry me."

Nick blushed thinking back on that and then grumbled:

"I don't want to talk about it, Wes! This conversation is over!"

"Nick I think-"

"Over!"

Wes smirked, Nick clearly was in love with Jeff but was trying to hide it.

"Well, okay", Wes said. "But just so you know." He then started singing:

If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey
I'd like you anyway

"Argh", Nick groaned and got off the couch and stood by the window… but Wes followed him singing:

Because you see
if it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
...but I'm not gay.

Wes was standing behind Nick and Nick lowered his book and turned to face Wes. He had a fake smile on his face.

"Wes please", he said and shoved the book into Wes' face. "I am trying to read!"

He then turned his back to Wes and Wes stood there playing with his fingers. Nick felt Wes stare at him and turned around slowly and noticed Wes look as if he wanted to say something.

"What?!" Nick asked and Wes grinned and sang:

If you were queer

"Wes!" Nick objected and buried his face in the book again.

I'd still be here

"Wes, I am trying to read this book!" Nick objected but didn't look up from the book.

Year after year

"Wes!"

Because you're dear to me

"Argh!" Nick complained and walked across the room, still reading but Wes followed.

And I know that you

"What?" Nick asked and looked up at him.

Would accept me, too

"I would?" Nick asked and sounded confused.

If I told you today,
"Hey, guess what, I'm gay".
...but I'm not gay.

"Ugh", Nick complained and walked across the room again while rolling his eyes.

I'm happy just being with you

"One word of the subject will silence me forever", Nick read.

So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?

"Wes, that is gross!" Nick almost cried and Wes started to dance around him.

No, it's not!
If you were gay

"Argh…" Nick groaned and tried to read his book.

I'd shout hooray!

"I am not listening", Nick muttered.

And here I'd stay

"LA LA LA LA LA!" Nick shouted but Wes didn't let that stop him.

But I wouldn't get in your way

As Wes sang this he pulled down Nick's book.

"AAAAH!" Nick screamed horrified and tried to run from Wes. Wes just grabbed hold of him, hugged him, spun him around and danced with him… well Nick tried not to move but Wes was stronger than him.

You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday
To tell you it's okay
You we're just born that way
And as they, it's in your DNA
You're gay.

"I AM NOT GAY!" Nick shouted.

If you were gay.

"ARGH!"Nick screamed and buried his face in his book just as the door opened and Jeff entered.

"What's going on in here", he asked. "I heard shouting."

"Jeff Nick has something to tell you", Wes said and hurried off before Nick could throw his book at him. He made the motion but Wes got behind Jeff so Nick had to stop. That caused Jeff to see the book and he grinned.

"Are you gay too Nicky", he asked and Nick groaned and plopped down on the couch. Jeff hurried up to him. "Nicky are you okay?"

"To hell with it", Nick growled.

"Huh?" Jeff asked confused.

The next thing he knew Nick was kissing him. Outside the door Wes smirked and made a little victory dance before whistling going down the hallway.


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